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"Looks like you beat my coffee record" a man behind Tiana commented as she took her second cup in 15 minutes.

The said woman turned, he was quite tall, had a dark complexion as her had brown hair that curled up front and what seemed to be chocolate brown eyes. He wore green scrubs so he must have been an intern.

The man pointed at her "I drink 3 cups every thirty minutes or so"

"Now that's quite obsessive isn't it?" Tiana sipped her cup. She was currently wearing a t-shirt decorated with candy hearts that had sayings written on them that made her feel somehow desperate.

"Well according to my dad it's better than smoking" he shrugged "Which I beg to disagree"

She nodded "So you an intern?"

He nodded "Yup, this is my fourth month in here"

"You seem quite . . . young" she knew if she said he was attractive it might enlighten his ego, which is present in most men.

"If that's your way of saying I'm good looking then thank you" he flashed a smile.

Tiana rolled her eyes, yup present indeed.

"So you watching your sister, caring for your mother" he went closer to her and bounced his eyebrows "Or secretly pleasuring your lover?"

The last statement made her red, and with that said she threw the still hot coffee unto the man's smocks.

Instantly the man jumped, screamed then hissed at her before wiping himself with a handkerchief in his pocket "Well . . . that's a first"

She proceeded to get another cup "Want a second?"

/

Merida was currently headed towards Phoebus room since that was where Esmeralda was. She didn't know much about the girl, but she was very aware that a pregnant woman was not to be messed with and it was already unhealthy that she was in an environment such as this.

"You know you didn't have to escort me" she turned to Aladdin who was walking beside her.

The Arabian was playing with Kronk's wooden spoon by making it a baton "As I said, this is a dangerous place in a very unsafe time"

"I am very well capable of protecting myself" she showed him her muscles.

"Well then explain why you managed to fall down the stairs by a pack of dogs and get knocked out by a plate" he tossed the wooden object it the air and caught it.

She lowered her arm "Well they just took advantage of the situation"

"Exactly" he used the tip of the spoon to tap her chin "You need me in order to warn you of these things"

She smacked the spoon away "Well since you won't get away I might as well extract information from you"

He smiled "See how helpful I am?"

"Who's this Phoebus guy?" she asked.

"Well we aren't that close . . ." Aladdin used the spoon as a back scratcher "But we get along when we get together" he continued "If you want the basic facts, he's a senior like me, major in criminology, captain of the fencing team and has been dating Es for about two years"

She turned to him "You're a senior?"

"Yup" still scratching his back "Major in Arabian Studies"

"Wow, that's . . . patriotic of you" she blinked.

He pulled out the spoon "Well it's either that or I become a mathematician, and me and math do not get along"

"Like it ever got along with anybody" they were now in front of Phoebus' room "Hmm hopefully Esmeralda's in"

"Hopefully we don't see them make junior number two" Aladdin then tried to open the door, but unfortunately it was locked.

Merida crossed their arms "I think you're right, well studies did say having sex when still pregnant is good for the baby"

Aladdin turned to her "Well that's some information"

"I study veterinary" she pushed back her hair.

"Look humans do not particularly have the same mannerisms as animals" he scratched his ear.

She cocked her head "I didn't say anything about that didn't I?"

Aladdin placed his ear against the door "Let's see . . . oh . . . well they don't seem to be making a healthy baby after all"

"They're fighting?" she leaned in as well.

He nodded "Uh huh, boy Es sure has a way with cursing"

"Wait those are curses"

"In her native language" Aladdin nodded "I don't think you wanna know what they mean"

"I only understood the word donkey"

"And how did you know that?"

"A friend of mine" she removed her ear from the door "Should we or shouldn't we?"

Aladdin raised a finger "Wait we're getting to the good part . . . ohhhh there it is"

Merida chuckled "She slapped him?"

"Hard" Aladdin nodded "Oh wait there's number two"

Mulan suddenly appeared behind them "You guys look like you're listening to some radio drama"

"Well wanna tune in" the Scot gestured towards the door.

The Chinese girl placed her ear against the door "You know I find their fighting more interesting that Aurora and Phillip's"

"What do they have? More passion?" Aladdin commented.

"Come on Es is hilarious when she fights" she paused "Ohh, she is on a roll"

Merida leaned against the door "What did she do this time?"

"Oh let's say she's calling out the spirit of her ancestors against him" Mulan chuckled "Ok, I think we should interfere now"

"Yeah" Aladdin detached himself from the door "I don't think Phoebus could take anymore verbal beating and abuse"

/

"Oh my . . ." Jane stared at the pictures Arthur had pulled out from several parts in the room. "It feels like one of those voyeurism films"

After pulling out a photo of Anna wearing nothing but her underwear the two Brits got a bit curious and started rummaging the room if they were anymore. They had found seven more and they quickly got back to Arthur's room in case they got caught.

Aurora was still sleeping in Kuzco's bed (Arthur was too lazy to pull her up to his) while Jane started taping the pictures on a vacant spot on the wall.

The blond rubbed his chin "Looks like Merida is going to do a victory dance on this one"

"I can't believe Tarzan is roommates with . . . such a person" she was raised not to curse and curse she shall not (unless called for).

On the wall were four pictures of Anna: one playing in the snow when she was eight, another when she was shopping with her mother when she was nine, another when she was driving at age fifteen and one when she was asleep most probably the most recent of them.

"You wouldn't hate me if I suspect him too right?" he turned to the girl.

Jane looked at the floor "Well . . . um . . . there is nothing . . . I really don't have a say in that"

"Look he might not be that bad" he tried to reassure her "He might not even know"

The brunette played with the strap of her bag "We never know will we?" her phone started playing a Mariah Carey song "Hello?"

"Hey . . ." it was Mulan "I found Merida and Es"

Jane lightened up "Well that's great"

"But Es found Phoebus"

She hit her forehead with her palm "Did she . . ."

"Give him the Spanish Inquisition but not exactly asking anything but just plain old rant at him but we still call it that way" Mulan nodded "Uh huh, and it was entertaining to watch"

Jane rolled her eyes "If you like having fights so much, why you don't do that with Shang?"

"Because we're not dating" the Chinese stated "And we're more of physical confrontation that actual verbal assault"

"Well how's Es anyway" the brunette rubbed her temples.

"Well emotionally drained but she'll live if we get her out of this place as soon as possible, let's meet outside this opium warehouse"

Jane nodded "Sure I'll be there" she then hung up and looked at Arthur "Should we?"

The boy shrugged "If we tell them now they'll probably go hunt down Hans and chop of his head and place it on top of a bamboo stick"

"But if we tell them later . . ."

"I might be included" Arthur shivered.

"With the chopped head in a bamboo stick" Jane did an awkward smile.

"Well burning to death like a wild boar is also possible" he looked at her "But if her sister is as bad as I heard of . . ."

Jane waved a hand "Oh Elsa's the nicest thing in the world"

Arthur just stared at her.

/

Ever since that morning Tiana had been cursing all good looking obnoxious men who ever had graced upon her presence. In the past nineteen years since her birth she was only treated by seven of these men though that was quite a number for her lifetime.

And lucky number seven was no exception to the narcissism he had displayed towards her. "Stupid men and their idiotic hormones, you're lucky I haven't prayed for your deaths" she slammed open Anna's room. "As a matter of fact I might!"

"Might what?"

Tiana turned to the speaker and took a moment to generalize her surroundings before looking at the person. "Wait a minute . . ."

/

Jane's mind was going through different faces of worry she feared that she might end up taking her father's depression pills before she sleeps. She was being ridiculous really, she was a twenty year old college student and here she is having a teenage girl infatuation with a guy she only had two classes with and never actually talked to that much. Yes, it was simply ridiculous.

As an avid reader of several books on the study on human emotions and sociology she should have at least control on her emotions. She thought that psychology people were immune to these types of feelings as they knew that love isn't exactly love.

The heart wants what it wants? More like the hypothalamus wants whatever the hormones want or something like that. Sure the word hypothalamus isn't a romantic word thus why people usually say it's simply what bitter people say.

But she wasn't bitter no, she was quite far from being bitter. Scared maybe a closer term. Sure Tarzan might not be involved in stalking Anna but it was still creepy as hell.

And even though Tarzan might not be involved with it being in the same campus with another man that might be the next rape slay king isn't exactly comforting as well.

"He's only done stalking" Arthur suddenly said out of the blue.

Jane suddenly woke from the midst of her thinking as they were going through the midst of a crowd dancing to Hot Chelle Rae. When she realized what he had said "Hey you might . . ."

"They won't remember what I'm gonna do even if I dance naked in front of them" she then realized that he had been holding her hand and pulling her throughout the place. "Look we're almost there"

"Oh thank you" she looked down the floor to avoid the scent of beer and the sight of tongues clashing, she wasn't exactly a party person.

"Sorry if my hand may be sweaty" the boy said rerouting towards the kitchen, since he could not see the exit, where was his Kuzco mark?

Again Jane looked up "No, you're hand isn't that wet . . . now that I think of it . . . you're hands are quite soft"

They had reached the kitchen with only around one other person inside but he was passed out in the sink so it did not matter. Arthur let go of his hand "Soft?"

She blinked at his sudden release "Yes . . . like a baby, is it bad?"

"Actually no" he rubbed his hair "But I sometimes get mistaken for a girl because of that and you don't know how many awkward situations I have been involved with that"

Jane blushed "You mean . . ."

"Let's not talk about it please" he went over the counter to see if there were any untouched cups (or un-licked). "Want a drink?" he said holding out a cup.

The brunette didn't know if she should accept it to act like the cool senior she should be or just plain out tell her distaste for beer. She usually didn't do this but she wanted to feel superior towards the guy for some reason.

"Don't worry it's Dr. Pepper" he gave her a smile which gave him a boyish look.

She laughed and accepted the drink "Aren't you too young to drink anyway?" she took a sip of her drink.

"I'm twenty-one" he said drinking his own cup.

Jane quickly spat back her drink in her cup "You're . . . you're serious right?"

He continued drinking.

"No waaay" she pointed at him "Ok, just because you're taller" she only reached his chest as she did this.

He finished his drink placed the cup on the counter and crossed his arms.

She quickly drank her cup of Dr. Pepper.

/

"Ok where the heck are we?" Merida rubbed her head after banging the second banister in the fast ten minutes.

Mulan scratched her head "We shouldn't have left that other dude with Phoebus"

"Well that guy needed comfort too you know" the Scot placed her hands on her hips "Wait shouldn't we be getting Georgina?"

Mulan raised a brow "Georgina?"

"Oh, you don't know Mean Girls?"

Esmeralda finally spoke "She doesn't like watching American teen movies"

"You like Bollywood then?" Merida raised her hands "Look I don't have anything against them I actually liked the Three Idiots"

"So are we gonna start critiquing silent French films?" Mulan slammed her hands "We need to focus"

"What are we focusing on in the first place!" the red head spread her arms "Didn't you know a guy in here?"

"He lives in another dorm" Mulan leaned against the wall "Es don't you know how to get around this place?"

The gypsy beauty shrugged "Sorry, haven't been here in a couple of months"

"That baby has absorbed your memory" Mulan looked at the door next to her "Well why don't we ask any sober people where . . . where are we going?"

"Aren't we gonna pick up Aurora?" Merida said her name as exaggerated and slow as possible.

Esmeralda shook her head "Where is she anyway?"

"Oh with that guy . . ." Mulan scratched her head "Uh . . . was his name Leonard or Carl?"

"Blond? Tall? Quite thin? Really polite?" Esmeralda asked.

Mulan snapped her fingers "Yeah"

"Is that Arthur?" Merida raised a brow.

"Yeah, we left our little princess over there" she nodded.

"I think he's room over . . . was third floor?" the Scot tapped her chin. "No it was the fourth"

Esmeralda looked around "I think this is the fourth one"

"Ok let's start opening doors until we find one with Aurora sleeping . . ." the Chinese girl started with the one near them.

"Isn't she quite out in the open?" Esmeralda checked the other rooms, she quickly closed the door after seeing what she saw. "My goodness kids these days!"

Mulan stared at her.

"You want to see what they're doing in that room" the gypsy held the doorknob of the door "Well be my guess"

"Does it involve something that starts with a b?" Mulan asked.

"I think this is his room" Merida said trying to open the door only to find it lock. "Do any of you girls have hairpins?"

Mulan started to pick one from her hair "Wait a minute . . . there" she then gave it to the redhead.

Merida took it and started to lock-pick the door after a few attempts the hair pin ended up breaking "Ok, that wasn't supposed to happen"

"Let me try" Mulan picked out another hairpin from her hair and tried to lock-pick the door as well only for it to break again "Let's just break down the door"

Esmeralda rolled her eyes "Why not wake up Aurora and tell her to open the door"

"Because waking her up is already hopeless" Mulan got into position "Now stand back"

Both girls went to the side.

Mulan bent her knees then ran towards the door and did a high kick. The only damage this action did though was leave a dent on the door and make Mulan's foot slightly sore.

Esmeralda and Merida clapped and her perseverance especially when Mulan tried again only gaining the same result.

"I think I should just call him" Merida brought out her phone and tried to call him.

After a few moments . . .

"WHERE IS THAT DAMN NOISE COMING FROM!?"

"Well at least we know we got the right room" Esmeralda knocked on the door "Aurora . . . Aurora can you hear me"

"I can't hear with the noise!" there was a clash sound then heard.

"Just open the door and we'll try to stop it" Esmeralda turned to Merida "You could stop calling her"

Merida smirked "Nah, I'm enjoying this"

"SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU FREAKING ALARM!" again another crash.

Mulan stood up "Just open the damn door and we'll be done with it"

"Fine . . ." Aurora moved "WHO PUTS TEN PADLOCKS ON A DOOR!" the girl even knocked on the door "And look, this is even harder than steel"

Mulan was cracking her head "No wonder it was hard to open"

"I wonder how they get in then" Esmeralda wondered.

After around twenty minutes of cursing crying and groaning on Aurora's part the door was finally opened. And the girls were greeted by a terrible looking Aurora.

"WHO THE FUCK LOCKED ME IN HERE!" Aurora was seriously pissed.

"Would you believe us if it was for your security?" Mulan stretched.

Merida looked at the door "I don't remember him having that many padlocks"

"MY HEAD HUUUUURTSS!" Aurora spun around in a circle.

Esmeralda sat on Kuzco's bed only to stand up again "Did you barf on . . ." she turned around to look at the bed "Oh yes, yes you did"

"Oh you are so dead to that dude" Merida shook her head "Did you know he nearly sued me sitting on his spot on breakfast? He said it was against sovereignty or something"

Mulan then noticed something on the wall "Hey isn't that Elsa's sister?"

"Huh where" Merida saw the picture "Why would Arthur have a picture of Anna sleeping? . . . Oh shit . . . no way"

/

"I'm sorry we didn't tell you" Tiana was looking at the napkins on the table.

Elsa shook her head "Well I don't think I should be scolding anyone soon"

Tiana sank in her seat "Well . . . it was Anna's and Hans' idea"

Elsa took her cup of tea "Hans?"

/

A/N: Hans just loves to end the chapters doesn't he? I apologize for mixing up Aladdin for an Indian when he should have been Arabian.

Reference: Kuzco's line courtesy of Epic Rap Battles Dr. Who vs Dr. Brown

Guest: I wondered why you felt bad for Jane. Though thanks for liking Al.

Icy: There the correction haha. Always like your reviews makes me know I'm doing the right thing (especially with Kuzco, NAILED IT!) As seen above I finally put Elsa out there, she wasn't originally supposed to show up but then I thought better (or thought less). No I am not annoyed by your keep writing lines, they actually remind me to write this thing. Any way thanks.

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