Jane didn't know how she got into this position. She was only going to ask about Hans and Anna's relationship from Kuzco, who was known to be Disney's equivalent of Perez Hilton and Joan Rivers (RIP).

Anyway she was currently seated on a chair (more like taped because she nearly did choke Kuzco) with Kronk applying something to her hair. "Are you trying to color my hair?" Jane protested "DON'T I GOT MY MOTHER'S HAIR!"

Kronk was mixing something green in a small black bowl when he paused "Is your mother dead?"

"Why goodness no!" Jane wondered why they always assumed that, just because she liked having her mother's hair doesn't call her deceased.

"Then I'm sure she won't mind if I color your hair blonde" Kronk continued mixing.

"NO HELL MY GOODNESS NOO!" her arms may be taped but her legs were free and she gladly took their freedom to starts kicking her way out. "NO ONE IS COLORING MY BLOODY HAIR!"

Kuzco came to the room eating a can of Pringles "Wow, she really is a wild animal"

"Do we still have masking tape?" Kronk didn't seem to mind Jane's thrashing.

The smaller Incan tilted his head "Masking tape?"

"You know the kidnapping tape" Kronk explained "The gray one"

"Ooooh" Kuzco nodded then grabbed the roll of tape on his desk "Wait, I'm not going near that thing"

Kronk sighed "Why?"

Kuzco gave him an 'are-you-serious' look "That woman was 'this' close to clawing my neck"

"Well she doesn't seem to be fond of manicuring" Kronk checked her nails "Fine give me the tape"

Jane hissed like a snake.

"Don't worry darling I ain't gonna color your hair" Kronk caught the tape Kuzco threw "Just gonna fix the damage"

Jane blinked "Damage? I don't even put conditioner in there"

"Really?" Kronk touched the tips of her hair "Then what's with all these split ends"

Kuzco checked the wall clock "Hmm, wonder if they still do reruns of Golden Girls"

/

"Whoa, wait. Whoa" Arthur raised his hand "Elsa told you what?"

Merida sighed "Ok maybe we should talk about this somewhere else"

"How about not talking about it at all" Arthur blinked "Cause if you don't . . . see I'm soaking wet"

"Your top yes" Merida looked him up and down "What did I miss the water splashing festival?"

"That's next month" he waved a hand "Anyway, I need to . . ."

"Hans left with Anna" Merida cut him off.

Arthur raised his brows "Wha . . . under Elsa's guard?"

"She went out for breakfast with Tiana" Merida crossed her arms "And didn't you guys meet there too?"

"Weren't you supposed to be there then?" Arthur asked his voice raising.

"Look if you guys really hated Hans why did you let him watch Anna?" Merida raised her hands "And why didn't you tell me?"

"I offered to pay didn't I?" Arthur deadpanned.

The Scot the grabbed the Brit by the collar "We're having this conversation somewhere private"

"Why is everyone dragging me around today!" the blond whined.

/

He saw his mother's hand.

At once he quickly got off from under the bed.

His mother was lying on the ground, she was still wearing her nightgown it was spread on the floor almost looking like a snow angel.

He quickly heard a cackle and he turned to see where it came from.

As soon as he turned around her mother screamed.

The man continued to cackle.

The boy's eyes were wide in shock he didn't know if he should cry or yell, though he didn't want to do both.

His mother continued screaming but she couldn't move.

The man became irritated at her and decided to shut her up.

There were three shots.

/

Anna woke up gasping again.

"What the heck" she panted "What . . . was that?"

She closed her eyes

BANG!

"Anna are you alright?" Hans called.

The said girl tried to look at her surroundings now, she was definitely not in the hospital, the bed was way more comfortable. She could hear what seem to be waves.

She stepped out of the bed, she was wearing a purple blouse and jeans, which were among the only clothes Hans managed to buy for her on some Target store.

Anna crossed the room and headed for the balcony and indeed she could see they were near the shoreline. It was quite dark outside it was probably only a couple of hours before Hans decided to get away with her.

It seemed like a good idea to her then, she was getting cooped up in the hospital and the doctor said she was fine. She didn't want to be a burden to Tiana, Merida and everyone else who got really concerned with her that time.

She also did not want to see Elsa.

"Anna you're awake" Hans had entered the balcony as well.

She turned to face him "Where are we?"

"6 hours away from Disney" Hans went beside her "This is the summer house of a friend of my father's"

Anna rubbed her eyes "How long was I asleep?"

"As soon as we were done eating" he turned to her "Did you sleep well?"

She nodded "Yeah, thanks for taking me here"

He grabbed her hand again "Anything for you my dear"

/

"Your room is even messier than I thought" Arthur said as he stepped on a pile of . . . actually he could not identify what he had stepped on.

Merida just kicked the stuff on the floor into one spot "Like your room is any . . . well your roommate is a woman"

"Actually he's a slob" Arthur took a closer look at what he stepped on "So this is what would happen if barf, bubblegum and pizza reproduced"

The Scot started to look for a broom, but then "Wait do we even have a broom?" she wondered out loud.

"Do you use conditioner?" he grabbed what seems to be an inkless pen and started scraping the barf-gum-pizza hybrid off his shoe.

Merida looked at him "What does my hair have to do with a broom?"

"Oh a lot of people keep asking" the pen also got stuck on his shoe so now he was sitting on the floor trying to pull everything "You wouldn't have a blowtorch in your possession now do you?"

Merida couldn't help but find the scene amusing "Well at least a rat didn't get attached to it"

"If there is" he looked up "I'll walk back to my dorm barefooted"

She snorted then also sat on the floor "Now come on let me help you" she grabbed his hand that was pulling the pen.

"Come on no need to do that" Arthur tried pulling again.

"Let go of the pen I'll pull it" she was about to do so but her fingers had touched the barf-gum-pizza substance instead "Oh . . ." she tried to pull her fingers back "You've got to be kidding me!"

Arthur sighed "Well this is a great conversation starter"

Merida tried pulling again "Would you mind moving your hand?"

"I can't your thumb got my middle finger" he tried removing his hand "Oh great now we're stuck"

"THIS THING IS HARDER THAN SUPER GLUE!" Merida again pulled but it seemed to make things worse "Wait how did your middle finger get there!"

"I was trying to . . . no don't . . ."

"What do you mean don't I'm not doing anything!"

"You twisted my . . . okay you go first"

"NO! YOU GO FIRST!"

"I CAN'T MOVE A FINGER!"

"THEN USE YOUR OTHER HAND!"

"Oh yeah . . . wait why don't you use yours!?"

"I DON'T WANT MY OTHER HAND TO BE STUCK ON YOUR FOOT!"

"WELL MY FOOT WOULDN'T WANT THAT EITHER!"

That was when Mulan knocked on the door "Hey, Merida before you get to have some weird foot sex with Paul McCartney can I please borrow a towel first?"

Both Arthur and Merida yelled "NO!"

/

Wendy Darling was getting quite worried about her roommate. First her luggage spilled in the airport, then her friend had to get hospitalized, then said friend also went out with a trace, and then she also has to make up for the schoolwork she slightly missed.

"Tiana are you sure you're alright?" Wendy couldn't help bring out the motherly instincts she had for her brothers towards Tiana.

The Louisianan was trying to do two papers due next week and studying for exams at the same time. "Oh hi Wendy, didn't see you come in"

"When I left this morning you were on this desk" she pointed at their Mickey Mouse wall clock "Its past three in the afternoon and you're still on this desk"

Tiana was trying to look for her calculator in the pile of papers "When I was watching Anna I didn't have time to finish this"

"I'm sure Professor Weselton will be considerate" Wendy grabbed Tiana's shoulders "Now come on dear you need to sleep"

Ever for a person like Tiana it was really hard to out mother Wendy, and she knew if she did not follow she would start spanking her.

"Alright alright" Tiana then stood up went to her bed and tried to fall asleep.

"Don't just lie down" Wendy placed her hands on her hips "Close your eyes"

"I'm doing it" Tiana did as followed, but she quickly opened her eyes "I can't sleep"

Wendy sat on the edge of her bed "Look if this is about those projects . . ."

"I'm worried about Anna!" Tiana sat up "She just got out of the hospital and she went to who knows where with some guy who might endanger her!"

Wendy gasped "Oh my, Anna is Elsa's sister right?"

Tiana nodded.

"Well" Wendy held Tiana's shoulder "I honestly don't know if I have the solution to that but . . . you can't but the blame entirely on your own"

"I was supposed to be watching her" Tiana placed her hands on her face.

"Look stressing yourself out isn't going to help" Wendy removed Tiana's hands from her face "You're tired and you've had a rough week, usually the answer comes after a good sleep because there you've got a sound mind"

"But . . ."

"Do you want me to get my ping pong paddle?" Wendy raised a brow.

The younger girl finally succumbed "Ok" she laid down again.

When Wendy was sure that Tiana had indeed fallen asleep she went over to the desk and started fixing up her papers, as soon as everything got organized she started to finish whatever Tiana was doing.

/

"Ma'am the person needs to be gone for twenty-four hours before she's declared missing" the officer told her when Elsa tried to file a report.

Elsa was getting irritated but tried to maintain her composure "Look, my sister was kidnapped from the hospital and the man who got her already has a record in here!"

The policeman sighed "What is the name of the suspect?"

"Hans Chernobog" she said.

The officer sighed before typing his name in the computer, after a few moments "He has around seven speeding tickets, well that is quite a lot"

"Speeding?" Elsa leaned over the counter "Well are there any other reports under him?"

"Ma'am that's all" he showed her the monitor "Look ma'am there are several cases of couples running away I understand that you may be worried . . ." before he realized it Elsa was already gone.

/

After almost more than two hours of using a knife, a lighter, a box of matches, water, glue gun, a staple gun the two had finally been freed of the barf-gum-pizza hybrid. It would have taken a shorter time if they weren't yelling at each other half the time and Merida's dorm mates commenting on how they've taken 50 Shades to a whole new level.

"What we were doing was more like American Psycho" Arthur commented after Merida threw the remnants of the barf-gum-pizza hybrid at Jasmine. "Only remove the part where I feed you urinal cake"

Merida slammed the door "Ok now that was settled" she turned to him "Now I forgot what we were supposed to talk about"

"Don't you have a class to get to?" Arthur stretched.

"Well my next class is at 2" she then looked for her alarm clock in the room "Ok now where did that go"

Arthur checked his watch "It's eleven" he looked at Merida's room "Ok you really need to clean this place"

"I know I know" Merida then tripped on a desk lamp and landed on a pile of books "Oh look what ya know I have a copy of American Psycho"

The blond helped the girl up "Are you wearing leather pants?" he asked.

"Yeah, my jeans smelled like weed after yesterday" Merida then remembered "Oh yeah now I remember!"

"Look we've had a long morning" Arthur raised his hands "First you tied me up to a chair . . ."

"Well you didn't tell me about the photos" Merida replied.

"I was going to" he rubbed his temples "But you apparently got ahead of me in that department"

"I'm sorry" Merida sat on her bed "Man when I met you in the airport I didn't think things would go on like this"

Arthur picked up the chair that was on the floor "When I came to the Disney I didn't either"

"So where'd you go after that, you know after what happened to your parents" she didn't want to look at him while she brought that up.

"Went to Sir Kay, he was head of my dad's security" he leaned back "Didn't know where Anna and Elsa went though"

"She said something about the State adopting them or something . . . I don't remember now" Merida turned back to him "So what are we gonna do about Anna?"

"I'm pretty sure Hans didn't take her out too far" Arthur closed his eyes "I'll start tracking them when I get my laptop back"

Again Merida winced "Ok, maybe that was my fault" she looked away.

Silence.

"But what you said was really insulting!" she turned to him again only to see him sleeping on the chair. "Unbelievable" she decided to take his bomber jacket off since he had forgotten it was wet and she didn't want him to blame her for pneumonia.

Merida snorted when he didn't seem to notice what she did. She folded his jacket and looked at her room, maybe a little cleaning might take a few things off her mind.

/

Aladdin was having brunch with Phillip, Shang and Eric at some pizza place called Tony's when their silence was broken by Eric.

"Ok dude, you have to break up with Aurora" Eric said "Watching you guys fight is like watching a crappy soap opera version of Gossip Girl"

Phillip paused in eating his pizza "Well I'm glad you care" he said dryly.

Aladdin was removing anchovies from his slice "So you watch those kinds of shows" he nodded "Ok I won't take it against you"

"You already are" Eric took a sip of his drink.

Aladdin laughed "Oh come on Eric, we know how a sensitive soul you are"

"So how that arm of yours, after a girl twisted it?" Eric retorted.

Immediately the Arabian flicked the anchovies at Eric "Shut up before Kronk hears it"

"Welcome to the manhandled club" Phillip finished his slice "The president of the organization is obviously Chang"

"I'm warning you Blackthorn" Chang threatened with his burger.

"But seriously though" Eric crossed his arms "Aurora ain't healthy for you"

Phillip sighed "You know I could have listened if you told me that like two years ago"

"But you wouldn't listen" Aladdin waved his hand "But since you've come this far with her I guess you better own up to it"

"I feared as much" Phillip grabbed another slice.

Eric shook his head "Well I'm not saying you should break up with her, because . . . who knows what would happen there"

"War of the Worlds" Aladdin raised his cup "Kronk and I better prepare our bomb shelter if that happens"

Chang took another bite at his burger "Then what are you saying he should do?"

"Break up with her" Eric said.

Aladdin took his phone out "Ok I'm texting Kronk to prepare our Zombie Apocalypse Kit, our Alien Invasion Mobil and our If-The-Kardasians-Became-President Evacuation Site"

"Now that is indeed a global issue" Chang said.

Phillip raised his brow "People preparing for the Apocalypse?"

"No the Kardasians becoming president" Chang nodded "Yup, definitely going back to China if that happens"

That was when the Tremaine sisters came gossiping around. Whenever they used the term Tremaine sisters they usually exclude Cinderella from the equation because everyone agreed that she was from a totally different family.

"Hey, I heard Anna Vinterdotter ran away with Hans Chernobog" Drizella started.

"Oh that's totally gonna piss of Elsa" Anastasia continued "Didn't those two date a couple of years ago"

"Shut up really?" Drizella gasped "You're like joking right?"

"Oh, I'm not lying" Anastasia smirked "I think they even have their picture in one of those shops in here"

"Let's totally check . . ."

"Would you ladies shut up!" Aladdin was covering his ears "Your whispering is like a camel giving birth to some demon"

"Do camels even give birth?" Philip asked.

"I thought demons gave birth to themselves" Chang commented.

Eric face palmed "I don't know if you're riding along the sarcasm or not"

/

When Arthur reached his dorm after sleeping on a chair for two hours (and getting a strained back in the process) he was surprised to see Jane.

Her hair was now no longer in a ponytail, it was straightened, and she now had bangs. When she saw Arthur she quickly covered her face "Umm . . . oh hi?"

"Are you wearing make-up?" Arthur asked.

The girl continued to blush as Kronk had forced upon her to wear pink lipstick and mascara, which she will gladly wash off later. "Well yeah, I look ridiculous right?"

"Well it seems alright I guess" Arthur took a closer look at her "Woah, whatever they put in your eyes was a bit too much"

She sighed "I know, but Kuzco said I needed more 'drama' in my eyes"

"You should see how dramatic he was when he tried to get a tattoo" Arthur shook his head in recalling "We had to knock him out because he didn't want to get injected with anesthesia"

Jane laughed "How did you do that?"

Arthur shrugged "We hit him in the nuts twice"

Jane's laughter got even louder and some guys started to look at him when she realized this she quickly covered her mouth "Sorry 'bout that"

"So what were you doing here?" Arthur asked.

"Uh . . . came to ask Kuzco something but . . . nevermind" she then nodded her head "So excuse me" she left.

Before she reached the door Arthur called out "Cute cheeks by the way" by this she ran already.

Arthur shrugged then went for his dorm to see . . .

"*KISS ME LIKE YOU WANNA BE LOVED" Kuzco screamed but he was trying to sing "YOU WANNA BE LOVED, WANNA BE LOVED. THIS FEELS LIKE FALLING . . ."

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?" Arthur gasped as he saw their room filled with several hair products scattered on the floor.

Kuzco turned to his roommate "Loved, falling in love?"

/

A/N: Thanks to the new follows you're all noted.

*Kiss Me-Ed Sheeran

Icy: No I wasn't insulted by the grammar report. Because even I nitpick sometimes but yeah, I tend to get lazy so I'm sorry 'bout that.

Hopefully I'll be more frequent now cause it's summer vacation (3 weeks), though that's only in theory.

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