There was a long line forming outside one of the bathrooms on the second floor and people were starting to relieve their bladder in other places.
"Andy! What are you doing?" Snow White gasped as she saw Andy Davis unzipping his pants in front of a garbage can.
The guy quickly zipped his pants bank when he was caught "Uh . . . about that . . ."
"Move it!" Adam Villeneuve pushed Andy away from the trashcan and began to do his business much to Snow's horror.
"OH ADAM STOP . . . I'M GOING TO TELL BELLE ABOUT THIS!" she quickly ran down the stairs to call said person.
At the mention of his girlfriend Adam followed Snow without even closing his zipper "Hey! SNOW SNOW!"
Taran was leaning against the wall wondering if he should start taking a piss in the nearby potted plant, he had waited for more than five minutes and that's already a record for him.
"THE TOILET'S BEEN CLOGGED!" Eric suddenly opened the door.
"Move it Reitzel" John Smith tried to push Eric away.
Which made the said person quite irate "Hey! I already said that the toilet was clogged!"
"And what the hell did you do to make that happen!?" John pointed at the line "Don't you know how long we've been waiting out here?"
"What made you think I did it!?" Eric pushed the guy's chest.
John glared at him "What are trying to bring in here seaweed boy?"
"I'm not bringing in anything you hippie" Eric pointed at finger at the taller man "I say why we don't take this to another room?"
"You sure 'bout that?" John smirked "Big words for a lacrosse player"
"Now just wait a minute here . . ." before Eric would start defending the sport Taran had passed through the both of them and entered the restroom. "HEY I SAID THE TOILET WAS CLOGGED!"
Taran sent him a glare "Go bother someone else seaweed boy"
"Hey! Don't you dare open that bowl!" Eric pointed.
"Now what do we have here?" Taran lifted the toilet seat and took a look at what had clogged it, only to gasp at what he saw. "What the fuck?!"
John went behind Taran "Now what . . . . ok what did you put in here?"
Eric raised his hands "I didn't put that I swear!"
"Then why were you so defensive about it!?" John faced Eric again.
Taran quickly closed the toilet before he barfed "Now my bladder is definitely gone"
"Excuse me, is the vessel of defecation available?" Eilonwy asked from the door.
All three dudes looked at each other before looking at her "No"
/
"Oh so you guys met before?" Anna said pointing at her friend and the doctor.
Naveen had a cheerful smile on his face "Indeed we did, it was quite pleasant"
"Is that so?" Tiana snarled "Why don't I find another cup of coffee and throw it right up your face?"
"Is she always this violent?" Naveen didn't seem too intimidated.
Anna sighed "She got it from our friend" she placed her hands on her hips "But she never really does stuff like that though"
"Isn't it obvious that I do not appreciate this doctor" Tiana crossed her arms "Are you even an actual doctor?"
Naveen held his chest "Why that was insulting"
"Come on you may be young but it's a bit too young" Tiana pointed a finger.
He raised his hands "Yes, I'm simply an intern just gaining experience"
"So you're technically a student?" Anna seemed confused "Well . . . that kinds makes sense in a way"
"So Anna how are you feeling now?" Naveen took a slight serious tone "I mean weren't you scheduled for an operation?"
The Scandinavian waved her hand "Oh my doctor said I didn't necessarily have to take it"
"Hmm . . ." Naveen pondered.
Tiana on the other hand grabbed Anna's shoulders "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET AN OPERATION?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"Can't we just forget about that?" Anna was blushing in embarrassment "I mean . . ." she looked at the floor "There are already enough issues you guys have to handle"
"BUT IT'S ABOUT YOUR HEALTH!" Tiana held tighter "Seriously, we don't want a repeat episode like what happened after you ate seven baby back ribs"
Naveen's eyes went up "She did what?"
"It's no big deal" Anna still kept her smile "And besides . . ." she whispered "People are starting to look this way"
Tiana seemed taken aback "Huh?"
"Oh isn't that Anna Vinterdotter?" Anastasia whispered.
Drizella smirked "You mean the girl who ran off with Chernobog?"
"Oh yes, ran off from the hospital they say"
"Wow isn't she naïve"
"Well she never went to a real school except now"
"No wonder she behaves like a child"
"She has no comparison to her sister"
"No wonder Hans left her, he realized he got the wrong one"
Tiana had enough it "OK WOULD YOU GUYS MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!?"
/
"Hmm, you seem quite familiar"
Alice looked at the tall man wearing a black coat who was also sporting a blue hair dye "I believe you saw me tending the gardens sir"
The man snorted "I never go near those awful plants"
"Then you must be the man who walked on water" Alice tapped her chin.
"You must have mistaken me for my nephew Chris or my brother" he took a sip of his drink "Not like that I was related to him in the first place"
Alice snapped her fingers "I know who you are!"
"I'm pretty sure you don't"
"You're the clown who performed on my birthday party when I was three!" she beamed.
The man spat his drink "OK LISTEN HERE YOU BRAT . . ."
"Are you a ventriloquist then?" Alice cocked her head.
"Alice . . ." Arthur had finally caught up with her after he ran through the entire house chasing after her "Don't go . . . oh hi Professor . . . Hades"
The teacher eyed the boy "Well if it isn't the boy who questions my sex life"
"So your puppets are life size Barbie dolls?" Alice suddenly asked.
Arthur didn't know if she knew what a sex doll was or she didn't, that's the things with girls like her and Eilonwy they just like to mess you with their own messed up version of the world.
Hades was getting quite irate at the girl "OK listen here, JUST BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M A CLOWN!"
People were starting to look in their way with some wondering what the hell the Photography teacher was yapping about, others were starting to question his sexuality, some commented on his blue lipstick while the rest wondered why a teacher was invited in the first place.
"Ok let's just slowly . . ." Arthur was cut when the professor suddenly snatched back collar of his jacket.
"Now look what your drunken rambling did to my reputation" the teacher growled angrily at him.
You see when Arthur took Photography last year he was going through the 'let's-get-drunk-every-other-night' phase, and it just so happened that the said class was a 7;30 one. Usually he would either sleep in class or not enter class at all, but there was this one time where he and some members of the tennis club decided to go to the Electric Daisy Festival and they were still drunk by the time they got back to Disney.
Arthur, like any other reasonable person, tended to be more vocal when under the influence of alcohol. So when he entered Photography that day he decided to spend around 30 minutes of that class questioning the sexuality of his teacher and another 30 minutes describing in his opinion what Hades' sex life was which included a table, masking tape and a vibrator.
It was not one of his best moments and Arthur decided to drop the subject after Snow White showed him a video which was uploaded to the university's Facebook page and he had received a scolding from her after that. Also he got suspended for a month which made Sir Ector reduce his allowance for the next term by sixty-eight percent.
But the damage had been done and most of the school now presumed Hades to be gay or an asexual person who has a very good relationship with his desk. It didn't help that his nephew Hercules just loved to bring it up during family dinners.
Which was why right now Hades would love to burn the Pendragon alive if he could.
"Sir . . ." Arthur did a gulp "Umm . . . about that . . ."
Hades' hair seemed to look like actual blue fire because of his anger when he made the student face him "AN APOLOGY IS JUST TOO LATE PENDRAGON!"
Aurora was wondering what all the commotion was about only to see that Professor Hades seemed to be three moves away from killing Arthur.
"Professor! You were supposed to watch in case one of the frat boys make a mess!" she held her hands on her hips "Now put Arthur right down before I report you abusing a student!"
The man smirked "Now don't make me tell the administration what happened during that Victory Party of yours" Hades let go of Arthur.
Aurora stepped forward "Then we're both going down . . ." she was cut off when Snow tapped her shoulder "What?"
"Have you seen Belle? Adam was peeing on the plants" Snow didn't seem to have noticed what was going on.
The host gasped in horror "He did what!?" she then quickly ran upstairs to see if she could save her cacti from uric acid.
Hades raised a brow "What? She left me for that!?"
Arthur was still recovering from Hades' grip when Taran had suddenly tackled him to the ground "MAN, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!"
"You wouldn't believe how messed up my day either" he couldn't count home many times people tried to kill him that day.
Taran whispered at his friend's ear "There's a heart inside the toilet of the men's restroom"
/
Merida had long ago finished the food off of her plate "So where are you planning to go after graduation?"
"Don't know maybe teach?" Aladdin shrugged "Or try to live the career as a Chippendale dance to pay off college bills?"
"Same here" Merida hugged her knees.
Al looked at her "Hmm . . . well you're a bit short but you know . . ."
The Scot hit him with her empty plate leaving bread crumbs on his head "I'm talking about the uncertainty of my future"
"I didn't say anything along those lines" he rubbed his head "And I actually gave a plan"
"What be a macho dancer?" Merida snorted.
"I didn't say the plan was brilliant" he raised a finger "And besides you're studying to be a vet right?"
She placed her head on her knees still holding the plate with her right hand "Yeah, but . . . I don't know I just took the course because I had a weird dream the day before I enrolled here"
"Oh bedtime story!" Al took the plate from her hands "Need to get more snacks!" before she could say anything else he had already ran off down stairs.
She just sighed and looked at the blinking streetlight in front of the sorority house. It's already been two years and she's already starting to question if she knew exactly what she was doing. Her grades were fine, she seemed to like dissecting animals and her career isn't a desk job which was a big plus right there.
"Damn you self-actualization crap" Merida muttered, in here she heard something fall in which she turned around. She didn't realize that there wasn't much people already inside and the room was dark, Merida assumed it was somebody's cat then went back to brooding.
"Merida . . ." the said girl turned around to see Anna sparkling as ever but she didn't seem to be in the mood to hear about that.
"Hey . . ." Merida pointed below "Umm . . . Al went to get some more snacks, I was going to tell him about that dream"
Anna said somberly "Oh . . . which dream?"
"You know" the redhead waved her hand "The one where I turn almost my entire family into bears"
"Oh that one" Anna did a weak giggle before frowning again.
Merida was having nothing of it "Ok what happened down there? Did Aurora start lecturing you about how you're hogging off all the lights with your dress or something?"
"No . . ." it was here when people down below where chanting 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!'
Aladdin suddenly came up running towards them "You wouldn't believe this but Pendragon's getting a fight with Professor Hades!"
At this Merida's eyes widened, she recalled that time Kida had one-upped him when they went for sushi and she didn't know what would happen if that boy went against Hades, he was pretty much Death himself.
"Oh, I think this is payback for that one time" Anna remembered the event quite perfectly since she was seated beside Arthur that time.
"Well he's a dead man" Aladdin shook his head "Hades used to play rugby"
It was that statement that made Merida quickly run downstairs and try to salvage the boy with whatever would be left of him.
/
Kuzco was having trouble seeing through the party that he had already bumped into several sofas and had tried to hit on some drunk dude wearing a bikini top, an incident in which the Incan wished to erase from his memory as soon as possible.
When he heard Bruno Mars coming up he knew that he had to evacuate from the dancefloor immediately or face the flow of couples doing kissy faces that would make him look awkward if someone were to take a picture of it. In order for him to get out he did a dance that combined Hammertime and the Ketchup dance.
He must have looked even more ridiculous than what he trying to prevent but he was pretty sure people would not be able to recognize him at once due to the goggles. After having no effect he shifted from the MC Ketchup dance and started tapping people to start a conga, but the idea didn't work out as planned because the DJ started playing depressing Christina Aguilera songs.
"Why don't you just take off the goggles?" Malina was right behind him then but it took a few moments for him to actually get that.
Kuzco pointed his finger at what he thought was Malina only for it to be Peter's nose "And wreck the awesome fashion I'm starting? Not a chance"
Malina hit her forehead when Kuzco repeatedly poked Peter's nose.
"You know you feel different" Kuzco commented "You're cheeks seem different"
Peter had a bright idea on his mind and decided to play along "The better to smell you dear" he said in a pitchy voice.
"I don't sound like that" Malina deadpanned.
"Boy you must have some cold" Kuzco didn't seem to notice "I told you to use that Brazilian camel wax I gave you"
"Why don't you give me a kiss and it'll be all better" Peter then grabbed a lobster from the buffet table.
Malina shook her head, how gullible could the boy get?
The male Incan did a smug smile "Well Malina" he lfited his brows "Don't you think we're going . . . a little fast" he growled.
It was around here where Mowgli was running around screaming "THERE'S A HEART STUCK IN THE TOILET! THERE'S A HEART STUCK IN THE TOILET!"
"There's a what!?" Malina went to see what the commotion was.
Peter quickly pressed the lobster on Kuzco's lips which the Incan to hold of.
"Malina, let the troubles of the world fall silent" Kuzco said trying to do a terrible impression of Antonio Banderas and continued to kiss the poor piece of seafood. Peter quickly took out his phone and proceeded in recording the scene in front of him.
/
Lord Chernobog went down the stairs to greet his son, the two hadn't seen each other since the boy left for the school almost three years ago.
The man was very tall around 6'8 and with the combination of his height and his very slim figure he almost looked like a stick. He was very pale from avoiding the outdoors that the only color on his face was his dark mustache. He loved to wear suits that fit him right unto the millimeter and his coats usually left a long trail behind him for effect. His voice could be compared to a croaking frog as he had gain bronchitis from his heavy smoking of cigars from his youth, it did not help that he drank Brandy every evening.
"Well Hans you came back home quite unexpectedly" the man paused in the middle of the steps "You could have at least called so I would have prepared that boiled warthog you always liked"
"Father I believe I am full" he had a somber look on his face.
The older man still remained on the steps, his hands on his back "From what I heard you're being hunted by the Vinterdotters"
"It's only Elsa who's after me" Hans grit his teeth "I'm sorry I failed you on the other one father"
"It could not be helped" Lord Chernobog rubbed his chin "And we only have a week before that brat takes Uther's fortune"
Hans looked up "I told you I could take that little weasel easily"
"No you could not, he may seem open for attack but he's got more wards than the crown jewels" the old man turned his back on his son "He did leave the boy to the head of his security"
"You know I'm careful" Hans said.
"IF YOU WERE CAREFUL YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE POLICE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR!" Hans flinched at the sound of his father's voice. "Now go to your room, I'll ask Bertha to prepare supper for you"
Without much sound Hans quickly heading for his room running up the stairs, he didn't even mind taking his bags.
Once he heard the door of his son close the man stepped down the stairs and walked around the halls, he then stopped in front of a certain portrait.
"You're son is either smarter than I thought or foolish" the man stared at the portrait "If you just gave me the older girl you wouldn't have your life ended by your own sword"
The man chuckled remembering how he took the life of his younger brother and his wife, he would have taken the son too if he didn't set half the mansion on fire.
"Sir, Bernice said you've called for me" a very old and skinny maid with graying hair spoke behind him.
"I want you to prepare Hans a proper welcoming feast" the Lord said without looking at her "He feels a little uneasy right now"
"I'll see if we still have some goat left sir" the woman was about to go before she was stopped.
"Don't you have any warthog?"
/
Uther Pendragon's study room was in simple terms a total mess. Books seemed to have been dissected and were stapled to the wall, designs were scattered on the floor and all the furniture was flipped over except the desk.
It did not help that Arthur would sometimes come in and do his homework there, there were several incidents when Arthur brought a financial report to show and tell while Uther showed the board of directors his son's latest finger painting masterpiece.
It was this certain room that made Flora's blood boil every time she stepped foot in it.
It was a rainy Sunday evening when Arthur knocked on his father's door.
"Come in" Uther told his son.
Arthur quietly entered the room "Can I speak to you father?"
The older man was currently on top of a few books drawing on the ceiling "Why yes come in"
The younger boy gently closed the door "There's something I wish to discuss you with you"
"Are you asking me to raise your allowance?" he asked.
Arthur was taken aback "Um . . . no, you know very well I don't ask for money"
"To me you don't but your mother would beg to differ" Uther seemed to be drawing an airplane of some sort and was currently drawing a wing.
"Father I'm being serious" Arthur went closer to his father's stack of books "This is about Elsa"
At apparent shock Uther lost balance and slipped off falling down next to his son "Elsa you say?" he said rubbing his sore bottom.
"Father are you ok?" Arthur said helping his father up.
"Oh don't worry I'm alright" the older man stood up and stretched his arms "Now what are you talking about young Elsa, don't tell me you fancy her?"
Arthur tried to suppress a blush ". . . That's . . . not . . . well it's sort of related . . ."
"Aw . . ." Uther pinched his son's cheeks "My young boy is starting to like young ladies now"
"Dad!" Arthur removed his father's hands off him "I want to get engaged to her!"
At this Uther started laughing "My boy, that's a little too fast"
"I said engaged not marriage" Arthur stated "I don't want to marry her"
"You don't want to marry her yet you want to get engaged to her?" Uther laughed again "Then what's the point of the engagement in the first place?"
"To get people like uncle Chernobog to keep their hands off her!" Arthur raised his voice.
Uther still laughed only for the words to sink in on him "What?"
"If I get engaged to Elsa before she gets her inheritance no one will try to marry her for her money" Arthur spoke "And when she does get it it'll be her call to do whatever they want with it"
"Arthur it isn't that simple" Uther spoke in a serious tone "Even if she does get her inheritance people will still try to clamor her for her wealth, heck people will want her even more"
"Then I'll have to get married to her don't I just to get it over with" Arthur looked up to his father "If it's the only way to protect the both of them"
The older Pendragon crouched down and held his son's shoulder "Arthur, you're only twelve marriage shouldn't be what's on your mind"
"Then tell that to Uncle Chernobog, he's been using Hans to court Elsa this past month" Arthur clenched his fists "And what's worse Anna is actually warming up to him"
Uther sighed "Elsa is a wise girl I'm sure she won't fall for the man's schemes"
"Elsa is but Anna is . . . a different story" Arthur sighed "She doesn't know everything and she'll fall for everything, I'm not saying she's dumb but she's a little trustworthy"
"Can't we talk about this some other time?" Uther sighed "It's getting late and you have school tomorrow"
"I guess . . . I just don't really like Hans" Arthur bit his lip "He's turned into some puppet for his father and he just accepts that as though it were an honor"
"Now we can't judge people like that now can't we?" Uther stood up "Now go on, time for bed"
Arthur nodded and after receiving a good night kiss from his father he left the office and went to bed.
The next time Arthur entered the office he tried to burn it.
/
"Squak! Going fishing, going fishing" Eilonwy stared at the Indian Ringneck perched on the edge of her bed who loved to wake her up with either repeating a phrase or saying the lyrics of a Frank Sinatra song.
Eilonwy didn't mind the bird when it started talking but her roommate Jasmine on the other hand had threatened to cook the damn bird so many times that she actually has a bottle of cooking oil right under her bed to scare the thing even more.
"Alright Coco I'm awake" Eilonwy got off her bed and the bird just stared at her, it took a few moments before the bird starting doing a recording of yesterday's Regis and Kelly show while she went to the sink.
Despite finding Taran in the restroom last night they didn't have a chance to talk as they were currently wondering what to do with the internal organ that found itself inside the toilet bowl.
She was supposed to approach him and start apologizing for what she did but out of nowhere she stopped. She knew that she should start apologizing but she knew that wasn't what Taran was expecting from her.
The two have been friends for as long as she could remember and in almost every milestone of each other's life they had been there for each other. So she knew very well about Taran's crush on her long before the boy himself knew of it. At first she choose to pretend to stay dense since they were only children and she didn't exactly knew what a girl and boy do when they're more than friends.
When they got older she remained aloof saying she wanted Taran to man up and actually tell her how he felt. But then the girl got impatient waiting for the boy that she decided to just entertain the other boys that stated their interest in her and it just went on like that till they graduated from high school.
By the time college rolled on Arthur had already reached his level on patience with Taran and his constant whining on why he and Eilonwy would never be, so much that Arthur actually threatened to ask the girl out if Taran didn't do anything.
But in the usual unfortunate fashion the day Taran confessed his undying love for his best friend was the same time she had agreed to be Christopher Robin's girlfriend. She was pretty sure Taran hated the concept of irony after that incident.
Up until now though Eilonwy was not sure about her feeling toward Taran, she cared for him, got worried for him and loved him. But those traits were also present in that of a friend and she was not sure if Taran would be satisfied by that alone.
She actually didn't know how they even got together in the first place. All she remembered was that she had broken up with Christopher and later that summer she had called Taran to join her on a road trip around Mexico which lasted for two weeks.
"Squak! How deep, how deep" the bird had finished its show and was now just saying random words.
Eilonwy didn't realize she had been sitting on the toilet for so long until she felt how warm it was. She quickly stood up and left the bathroom, she decided that it was the best time to start packing since her flight for London was tomorrow morning. She was getting her suitcase when she heard her phone suddenly ringing.
She answered the phone and placed it on loudspeaker "Hello?" she said.
"Hey . . ." the girl paused when she recognized the voice.
"Hey . . . Eilonwy . . . are you there?" it was Taran.
For all the jazz and eccentricity she had in her personality she was currently left frozen and out of words during the situation.
"Ok look" Taran spoke "I just wanted to apologize for what happened in the restaurant last time, we've been friends for so long and I shouldn't make an assumption like that waste our years together like that. You know I love you I said that several times and you know I mean it, you're the only girl I ever really wanted in some cheesy way I guess I just wanted to be with you"
"But I know that despite the fact that you do care for my wellbeing and I know you'll always be there for me, love isn't exactly a thing you've never gotten around. Look I know you love me . . . the same way you love Arthur and Jasmine and your other friends, exactly that's friend love. I don't want to push you to do a thing you're not capable of doing cause in the end it would seem forced and not really real"
"I just wanted to say that I'm ok if you don't see me in that light. Sure I got mad but I guess it's my fault too, first had bad timing and second I was just too assuming. We've got a good run I guess. So there I think that's everything I wanted to say . . . ok you didn't hang up so I guess my long speech wasn't wasted . . . I guess. Anyway I'm not spending Christmas in the UK my dad wanted to go tropical for some reason and my flight leaves in an hour . . . oh shit my flight is coming bye . . ."
Eilonwy just sat on the floor listening to the beep. It was strange even the damn bird knew when to shut up.
/
Merida was hunting for yet again a bear. She was in the riding her horse into the forest not minding the twigs and bugs getting caught in her hair. Once she had a clear shot of her target she quickly grabbed her arrow and prepared for aim.
She was about to shoot when her horse suddenly stopped.
"What the . . . eh girl aren't ya alright" she said when her horse started bringing her in another direction opposite of the bear.
"Hey Angus what are ya doing?" she tried to regain control of her horse again when she saw smoke from afar. "What the . . ." as her horse went closer to the source she noticed that it was a large house that was caught on fire.
Her horse suddenly stopped and she gasped as several people were leaving the house coughing and covered in smog. "What happened in here?" she asked.
That was when three women approached her "Lassie have you seen a boy and two young girls?" said the large one with gray hair and wearing red
Merida shook her head and the three women began to panic even more.
"Oh Fauna they're still inside!" wept the slender woman with her brown hair curled into a bun.
"The young master and the mistresses and still there" the other obese woman wearing blue was on her knees "Oh heavens"
Merida turned back to the house and in there she caught a glimpse of what seemed to be a boy waving at a window on the second floor "Hey is that him?" she pointed.
The one wearing blue looked at what she was pointing and she quickly leaped "Yes! That's him!"
"Alright wait here" Merida then jumped off her horse and started running towards the burning house.
"Lassie don't get in there!" the three women shouted but they were ignored.
There were not much people already in the house and she was treated with smoke and ash. She covered her nose with her sleeve and tried to find the stairs. She started cursing the damn dress she was wearing as it was very very flammable at the moment.
After finding the stairs she quickly ran up and started yelling "Hey! Where are you?" she remembered the window being on the left side and she quickly went there. It took her a few moments when she heard a yell from one of the rooms, she followed the sound until she reached the children.
She gasped when she saw the children, there were two girls currently unconscious and the boy was currently under planks of burning wood. "Hang on" Merida then tried to lift up the pieces of wood.
"No . . ." the boy coughed "Ta . . . ta . . . take the . . . them . . . first"
"And leave you dying here?" Merida didn't realize the wood to be that heavy and to make things worse the smoke was making her a bit dizzy.
"It's . . . better to save the two than die in here saving me" the boy then had a very long coughing fit "Go before the stairs burn down!"
Merida bit her lip, she hated the fact that the kid was right, she really had no choice but to save the other two girls. "Ok, but hang on I'll come back for you"
"JUST GO!" the boy yelled before he had completely lost his voice.
Immediately Merida carried the two girls and ran towards the stairs, it hadn't burned down yet but it was starting to. She had no choice but to endure a few burns she thought as she ran down the steps with bits of fire catching the hem of her dress and slowly going up her legs she had managed to run outside and throw the children at the three women waiting before she tried to kills the fire on her legs.
Luckily for her one of the men threw two buckets of water on her dousing the fire "Oh . . . thanks . . ."
"Where's Master Arthur?" the one wearing green said.
Merida blinked "Arthur?"
"Yes the boy" the woman asked.
Merida then turned to the two girls, they were smaller and they had ash on their faces but she could not deny . . .
They were Elsa and Anna.
"ARTHUR!" Merida was about to run back into the house when two men stopped her "LET ME GO THERE'S STILL A BOY IN THERE!"
"The house is completely on fire there's no way you'll both make it back alive" the man reasoned.
"HE'S STILL UP THERE!" as Merida tried to fight the men the blue maid started crying. "LET ME GO!"
"Lass stop it . . ." it was here were the house had completely crumbled, the second floor had collapsed entirely and even more flames burst from the kitchen. No one could make it out alive.
/
"ARTHUR!" the woman gasped awake. Her heart was pounding and she was panting she realized that she was on a bed meaning that the entire thing had been a dream. Merida touched her forehead "What the heck was that?"
"You tell me, I almost wanted to get Holy Water from Professor Frollo" Kuzco had traded his snorkel coat from the previous evening for an overgrown trench coat and his goggles for shades. "Damn I wonder how wart managed to sleep with all that screaming"
Merida took a second to realize that she was not only in her bedroom and that she was sleeping on Arthur's bunker bed. She checked her clothes she was wearing a t-shirt that clearly wasn't hers.
"Ok I'll tell the boy to man up and face the wrath of the woman who he had taken her virginity from" Kuzco bowed only for Merida to find the hardest pillow and aim hard at the Incan's head, which knocked his sunglasses off. "HEY! THOSE THINGS CAUSE 679!"
"I'll do a 619 if you don't tell me how I got in here!" she grabbed a belt that was on the pole of the bed a threatened to whip the man.
Kuzco quickly jumped away "HEY! I'm surprised as you when I found wart sleeping on my bed and you over there!"
"So where did you sleep?" Merida held the belt tightly.
Kuzco picked up his sunglasses on the floor "I had to sleep in the land of snoring men and drooling goblins" he glared at her before putting the shades back on "I hope you're happy to know that I've suffered"
Merida decided to ignore the prima donna and his theatrics and get off the bed. She noticed she was also wearing some guy's sweatpants as she got down the ladder.
The Incan just whistled "And the boy didn't even want to cuddle with you" he teased mockingly when Merida actually hit him with a belt in which he whelped in pain "THAT'S ABUSE!" he screeched before running out of the room.
It was in here where Arthur got off the shower with only a towel wrapped on his waist and another towel to dry his head. He didn't notice that the woman was there until he was whipped by her with his own belt.
"BLOODY HELL! MERIDA!" he yelped as she had almost chopped his neck with the thing.
Merida pointed the belt at him "You tell me what happened last night or I'll be forced to perform murder"
Still rubbing his neck "Wow you must have hit your head harder than I thought"
"ANSWER ME!" again she whipped the belt and Arthur managed to dodge dropping the towel off his head.
"OK WOMAN DROP THE BELT!" he raised his arms and was half kneeling.
The Scot raised a brow "How sure am I that you won't do any funny business with me?"
Arthur snorted "Do you really think I'd be able to perform rape" he added emphasis "ON YOU?"
She dropped the belt then crossed her arms "Alright you have 3 seconds"
"3 seconds won't be able to cut it" he still held his awkward position.
"Just tell me before someone walks in here and gets the wrong idea!" Merida stomped her foot. "And would you please stand up because I'm starting to see the Holy Roman Empire"
Arthur looked at her "Holy . . . oh" he quickly stood up and made sure his towel indeed hid 'that'.
"There now speak" Merida waited.
"Basically I was trying to escape Professor Hades after he got a bit distracted and was in quite a far distance when suddenly you show up and pretty much punch him in the face" he nodded.
Merida dropped her arms "Oh yeah I did do that"
"And since the punch was so hard he thought you were a guy and he threw you into the pool and started to pee in said pool"
Again the memory went back to Merida and she couldn't help but cringe in memory.
"So after David and Phoebus managed to control the obviously drunk teacher Kronk tried to get you off the pool only for you to continuously hit him"
"Are you saying I sort of drank pool water mixed with urine?" maybe she shouldn't have asked what happened.
"Pretty much" Arthur shrugged "Well you barfed it all on Kronk's shoe anyway so it wasn't that a big deal"
"So when I got hit in the head?" Merida quickly tried to search for the bump in her head.
"You still wanted to kill Hades so you marched towards him only for you to slip and hit your head on the edge of the Jacuzzi"
Merida closed her eyes "Am a pure nick"
"Since Kronk was panicking on how you ruined his shoes I decided to get you out of there after Aladdin told me you panicked because you thought Hades was going to kill me" Arthur summed up the story "So basically it's at some point my fault?"
"Well . . . probably your teammates from the tennis club" Merida said meekly before asking "So . . ." she touched the t-shirt "These are . . ."
Arthur looked away from her "Yes those are my clothes, no I had to ask the superintendent of the building, who's a 50 year old woman, to bathe and change you and no we did not sleep in the same bed"
"Yes Kuzco was whining here a minute ago" Merida nodded, sure it was weird to have an older woman to bathe you but she didn't know what she would do if Arthur actually . . .
She slapped her self "Numptie, you're doing it again" she whispered to herself.
"Doing again what?" Arthur flipped the wet bang off his face.
"You know what you should definitely start changing because you're dripping wet . . . so I'll just go outside" she held the doorknob "And I'll just find the super to get my clothes"
"Are you sure your head is ok?" Arthur asked confused.
She opened the door "Well it's a bit hazy but I'm sure walking will help me you know flow the blood" and with that she left the room and slammed the door close.
She was still leaning against the door when she slapped her face again "Why do I always sleep in other boy's rooms?" then she remembered what Kuzco said about her screaming "OH KEICH!"
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Kronk was busy trying to dry his shoes after Merida puked on them the previous evening, his roommate had just finished packing.
"So Al how was your date with Mary Queen of Scots?" he asked.
"You do realize she puked on you right?" Al said closing his suitcase.
"Well I assumed your date must have got cut and you had to bring her here" Kronk looked around "Anyway where is she?"
"I wasn't the one who brought her here" Al zipped his bag.
Kronk looked at the shoe, it was telling him something but he didn't know what "Really? Then who was the one who asked Yzma to change her clothes?"
"That was Pendragon" Al sighed in defeat.
"Oh" Kronk turned to his friend "Well I'm sure you'll get her next time"
"I don't know Kronk" Al laid on his bed "It just seems that there's something going on between those . . ." he was suddenly cut off when there was a knock on their door.
Kronk automatically answered the door "Oh well what do you know it's the Queen"
Merida looked at Kronk weirdly "The Queen?"
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A/N: Congratulations if you still read that. Yeah been ages since I've updated I must have been already declared dead by the courts. Never going to enter summer classes again biggest mistake on my part.
Shout out to blue2dolphin2 who reviewed last time and all the people who favored this story. Now let's see if I could get all this shit back together eh?