Joe
Name Joseph Anthony Morelli
Birthday March 1, 1974 (next year it will be March 1, 1975)
Birthplace St. Francis Medical Center, Trenton, NJ
Marital status Never Married
Single? If So. Why? Sort of single…because my girlfriend drives me crazy.
Eye color Dark Brown
Hair color Black
Height 6"
Tattoos: An eagle on my chest cause I'm an All-American Alpha Male
Piercings: No
Current location: Trenton, NJ
Righty or lefty: Righty
Currently in love? Define love.
Current mood: Pissy, my girlfriend wouldn't come over and play with the boys tonight
Current clothing: Boxers
Current hair: Long, with a nice wave and bounce to my curl, I'm undercover as a drag queen
What do you smell like? Bob, my dog, he has been drooling all over me.
Current thing you ought to be doing: Walking Bob
Favorites:
Ice cream Ben & Jerry's
Food Pizza and meatball subs
Steak or Lobster? Steak
Color Anything but black
Flower yellow roses
Clothes T-shirt and jeans
Animal Bob the Dog
Person My Cupcake
Saying "Bob misses you!"
Type of music Hard rock
Song singer/band The Boss
Sport to watch? Hockey
Pro Team NY Rangers
Love life:
First crush Terry Grizolli
Ever been in love Do I count myself? That makes 3
Still love him/her Which one? Terry when Steph won't put out. Myself, all the time.
Do you believe in love at first sight? First sight of what?
Do you believe in the one? Oh yeah, Mark Messier, hell he can boast 6 Stanley Cups!
What did you like most about your current/last bf/gf? current…she's easy to please, feed her and she puts out.
What did you like least about your current/last bf/gf? Her inability to obey my orders, her job, her family, her friends, her association with Ranger Manoso.
In a boy/girl:
Eye color Green
Hair color Blond
Hair style short
Height short
Body shape huge boobs, tiny waist, round hips
Facial hair Doesn't matter, Italians have hair everywhere.
Tattoos or piercing? Didn't I already answer this? An eagle on my chest cause I'm an All-American Alpha Male
Style Submissive, eager, homebody, willing to bear my children.
How often should they call? Never
Random
Have you ever been drunk Nope, not me, I drink beer.
Done drugs No.
Had sex What kind?
Been called a tease No, I finish EVERY time, usually in record time.
Lied to someone No, I'm a cop, everything we say is the truth even if it is a lie.
Been in a fistfight Where do you think the scar above my eye came from? Gives me character, don't ya think? It even moves around my face.
Stolen anything Does virginity count? If so, then many times.
Held or shot a gun Hellooo-ooo, cop!
If you had one day to live, who would you spend it with? Terry, Cheryl, Jessica, Emma, Bunny and the Dahm Triplets
Where do you see yourself in ten years? right here
What's the hardest thing for you to do? See my girlfriend with Manoso.
Do you care what others think? NO.
What are you afraid of? Stephanie's job
Do you have any regrets? How much time do you have?
Do you have any secrets? Oh, yeah, and she lives at...
Do you like to give hugs? If it gets me laid.
Do you sleep naked? Well ye-ah.
Do you believe in miracles? Yep, Steph makes me a believer every day she survives.
What inspires you? My family, being a better man than the other Morellis, breaking the Morelli curse.
When is your bedtime? Varies, I'm a cop.
Do you like thunderstorms? Whatever, as long as I'm not out in it I don't care.
Do you think you're attractive? Naturally
Gold or silver Gold.
Do you wear hats? And cover up this hair? Not on your life.
Does it annoy you when someone doesn't return your call? Only Steph and I find out she's with that nut case.
Are you too shy to make the first move? The last name is Morelli.
If you could be one person, who would it be? Mighty Mouse
Who do people say you remind them of? Antonio Sabàto Sr
What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Turner and Hooch or was it Canine? Can't remember, we don't get out much.
What did you have for breakfast? Coffee and toast.
Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Ranger Manoso
Beach, city or country? Beach.
Butter, plain or salted popcorn? Salted with butter, is there any other way? I'm not Manoso you know.
What kind of car do you drive? POS cop car and a truck
FAVORITE SANDWICH? Meatball sub
Where would you go on vacation? Lighthouse Beach, Fire Island National Seashore
What color is your bathroom? I don't know.
What side of the bed do you sleep on? The middle
When was the last time you said "I LOVE YOU" and meant it? Please don't make me answer that.
What did you do last night? Flew solo, Steph was doing a slut job for the nutcase.
Are you on any medication? Maalox by the gallon.
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Terry, she has ways of making things better.
Who would you call for work advice? I know it all.
Have you ever been hunting? Never, the chicks are always plentiful, no need to hunt for them.
Name something you wish you were good at: I'm pretty happy with myself the way I am
Name something about you that attracts other people: My movie star good looks and charm.
What is your talent? Which one? We could start with the tongue if you like.
Name a bad habit that is hard to break: According to Steph it's not picking up my dirty underwear, but hey she's no neat freak herself.
NICKNAME(S)? Joe
What do people usually come to you for? Beer, pizza and hockey.
What advice do people usually give you? Stay clear of Stephanie, cars blow up around her on a regular basis.
Name something you constantly do that your family and friends wished you didn't do: Lie
What does it feel like to be in love? Pain in the ass.
What's the worst part about being in love? Her job.
How old do you want to be when you get married? 35
Do you want to have children? Four
Favorite restaurant? Pino's
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Dick's Sports
What do you do when you are bored? Kick some alien ass on Halo.
Name the best thing that makes you smile: Stephanie off of sugar.
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX...I CONSIDER MYSELF: Driven by my hormones, which are freakin out of control most of the time.
If you could be anywhere in the world, where would it be? At Hef's place, of course.