Grandma Mazur
Name Edna Mazur
Birthday It was so long ago I don't remember
Birthplace A farm outside of Budapest.
Marital status Widowed, but willing to change
Single? If So. Why? All the men my age die before we get to the going steady part.
Eye color Blue
Hair color Sexy Silver
Height 5'
Tattoos: Not yet, can't decide between a pair of lips on my hiney or a skull and cross bones on my arm.
Piercings: Ears and belly button?
Current location: Trenton, NJ
Righty or lefty: Righty
Currently in love? Naw.
Current mood: Grumpy, constipation can be a real pain.
Current clothing: Nightgown and robe.
Current hair: need to go to Cut and Curl
What do you smell like? vanilla
Current thing you ought to be doing: Taking a dump
Favorites:
Ice cream Chunky Monkey sounds fun
Food Chicken, it makes a great target
Steak or Lobster? lobster, easier to chew
Color Pink, HOT Pink
Flower Red roses
Clothes Anything that shows off my legs
Animal horse
Person My granddaughter, Stephanie
Saying "I wouldn't mind seeing his package!"
Sport to watch? Football, I like those really tight pants they wear.
Pro Team NY Jets
Love life:
First crush Andris Csonka
Ever been in love I was married, is that the same thing?
Still love him/her Of course.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends on the package.
Do you believe in the one? No, there are lots of nice packages out there.
What did you like most about your current/last bf/gf? He was breathing.
What did you like least about your current/last bf/gf? He kept taking his teeth out.
In a boy/girl:
Eye color Who cares?
Hair color If they still have any it's a plus, don't really care about the color, but at my age it's all mostly the same color.
Hair style Visible
Height standing up?
Body shape male
Facial hair ok, as long as it isn't hanging out of the nose.
Tattoos or piercing? Always fun to try to find them.
Style Breathing and mobile.
How often should they call? Once an hour to let me know they are still breathing and mobile.
Random
Have you ever been drunk Yes, not as often as Ellen however.
Done drugs No.
Had sex I think I remember doing that.
Been called a tease Naw, I'm always willing to go all the way if they can get it up.
Lied to someone Nope, it's too hard to remember the truth let alone what lie I would tell to every person.
Been in a fistfight There was this time back in the old country when Anna Farkas was slutting herself up and trying to get my Andris to play hide the sausage in her barn and I kicked her patutti.
Stolen anything NO.
Held or shot a gun Does the time with the chicken count?
If you had one day to live, who would you spend it with? Stephanie, she's always a hoot and I want to go out havin a good time.
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Hopefully, I will win the lottery and move us into a house with two bathrooms.
What's the hardest thing for you to do? Stay regular.
Do you care what others think? No.
What are you afraid of? My Stephanie not choosing the right man.
Do you have any regrets? Nope, always did what I wanted.
Do you have any secrets? Of course.
Do you like to give hugs? Naw, we aren't a touchy-feely kind of family.
Do you sleep naked? No, getting up 5 times a night to go to the bathroom makes it hard to sleep naked. About those 2 bathrooms, make it 3, one in my bedroom, then I can sleep naked. Yeah, that's livin'!!!
Do you believe in miracles? Definitely, I'm Catholic.
What inspires you? The thought that someday she and I can be we.
When is your bedtime? After the 11:00 news.
Do you like thunderstorms? Sure.
Do you think you're attractive? For a chick my age, you bet.
Gold or silver Silver.
Do you wear hats? Nope, wouldn't want to mess up the curls.
Does it annoy you when someone doesn't return your call? Maybe, if I remember I called someone.
Are you too shy to make the first move? No, you wait for some of these old farts and you would never get anywhere.
If you could be one person, who would it be? Catwoman.
Who do people say you remind them of? Betty White
What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Stephanie took me to see Apocalypto so I could remember what a nice looking naked butt looks like.
What did you have for breakfast? Prunes and donuts.
Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Frank.
Beach, city or country? Beach, love to flit around in my bikini.
Butter, plain or salted popcorn? Butter and salted.
What kind of car do you drive? They don't let me drive anymore? It wasn't my fault, really.
Favorite Sandwich? peanut butter and olives
Where would you go on vacation? A nude beach.
What color is your bathroom? Who has time to look at the color?
What side of the bed do you sleep on? The whole thing.
When was the last time you said "I LOVE YOU" and meant it? I mean it every time I say it, which isn't too often because we just don't vocalize in this family. Okay, we really live in denial and never admit to anything.
What did you do last night? Went to a male review with the girls.
Are you on any medication? I'm old, what do you think?
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? I talk to my husband, God rest his soul.
Who would you call for work advice? Work???????
Have you ever been hunting? For men? Every day.
Name something you wish you were good at: I wanna be a Bounty Hunter like Steph, so anything that will help..
Name something about you that attracts other people: My quick wit.
What is your talent? My quick wit.
Name a bad habit that is hard to break: Looking at men's packages.
NICKNAME(S)? Old Bat (I'll get him for that one day.)
What do people usually come to you for? The local gossip.
What advice do people usually give you? Not to gossip.
Name something you constantly do that your family and friends wished you didn't do: Gossip.
What does it feel like to be in love? Ok, I guess.
What's the worst part about being in love? Dying.
How old do you want to be when you get married? Been there, done that, don't want to do it again. Too many packages, so little time.
Do you want to have children? Not in any foreseeable future. I already have a daughter. But, who knows, right? It could happen. Remember, I'm Catholic.
Favorite restaurant? Shorty's
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Victoria's Secret
What do you do when you are bored? Watch the weather channel.
Name the best thing that makes you smile: Stephanie and that hot Bounty Hunter together.
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX...I CONSIDER MYSELF: Hot and ready.
IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? Right here.