Randy Briggs
Name Randy Briggs
Birthday Who cares?
Birthplace A hospital, where else would I be born? What? You thought I came out of the cabbage patch cause I'm small?
Marital status Single, but I can get the women anytime I want, I'm unique.
Single? If So. Why? Enjoying the variety.
Eye color Blue
Hair color blond
Height 3', are you jealous?
Tattoos: Are you kidding? Blemish this perfect body? No way.
Piercings: See above.
Current location: Trenton, NJ
Righty or lefty: Lefty
Currently in love? Nope.
Current mood: Grumpy, I am a programmer, I deal with technical geek shit, of course I'm grumpy.
Current clothing: Spiderman jammies.
Current hair: Still have most of it.
What do you smell like? Aqua Velva
Current thing you ought to be doing: working
Favorites:
Ice cream Whatever that loser Stephanie has in her fridge.
Food Whatever that loser Stephanie has in her fridge
Steak or Lobster? Both
Color Microsoft blue
Flower virtual
Clothes Anything that fits
Animal I hate animals
Person Me
Saying "Loser!"
Sport to watch? Those food eating competitions. You know, where these losers get in front of a camera and stuff their fat faces and see who can throw up first?
Pro Team I don't think they work in teams
Love life:
First crush HP300
Ever been in love Is that any of your business?
Still love him/her Is that any of your business?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends on the package. Is there a monitor involved?
Do you believe in the one? No, there are lots of awesome computers out there.
What did you like most about your current/last bf/gf? What the hell is a bf/gf? That isn't even dos.
What did you like least about your current/last bf/gf? Again, What the hell is a bf/gf?
In a boy/girl:
Eye color Who cares?
Hair color Hot pink, I like a girly girl
Hair style Spikey
Height 2.5' - 3' or 5'-6'
Body shape female
Facial hair Intolerable.
Tattoos or piercing? Don't care.
Style Not a loser.
How often should they call? Never.
Random
Have you ever been drunk There was that time after I met that Plum woman. She drives men to drink.
Done drugs No.
Had sex Just because I am a little person doesn't mean I don't get laid..
Been called a tease Why the hell would anyone want to tease about sex, that is what we're talking about isn't it?
Lied to someone Nope, everything I say is the truth in my mind. And yes, she did push me down those stairs.
Been in a fistfight Right before she pushed me down the stairs.
Stolen anything NO. Anything I got from Stephanie doesn't count, she owes me big time.
Held or shot a gun No, I'm into ceremonial knives however.
If you had one day to live, who would you spend it with? Joyce Barnhardt, she's a guaranteed lay.
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Living next door to Bill Gates.
What's the hardest thing for you to do? Smile.
Do you care what others think? No. Yes. Sort of. It's not easy being me.
What are you afraid of? Power outages with no surge protector. Horses.
Do you have any regrets? Nope, always did what I wanted.
Do you have any secrets? Many. I'm a great hacker.
Do you like to give hugs? Sepends on the woman and what part of her body is eye level.
Do you sleep naked? No
Do you believe in miracles? No
What inspires you? The binary system.
When is your bedtime? When my head hits the keyboard.
Do you like thunderstorms? No, they cause power outages.
Do you think you're attractive? Who could resist all of this?
Gold or silver Silver.
Do you wear hats? no
Does it annoy you when someone doesn't return your call? Only if it's the HELP desk.
Are you too shy to make the first move? I've never been accused of being shy.
If you could be one person, who would it be? Bill Gates.
Who do people say you remind them of? Bill Gates
What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Bambi
What did you have for breakfast? Don't remember.
Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Stephanie.
Beach, city or country? Doesn't matter as long as I have my laptop.
Butter, plain or salted popcorn? Butter and salted.
What kind of car do you drive? I take a taxi.
Favorite Sandwich? Anything that doesn't drip on my keyboard.
Where would you go on vacation? Upper Great Plains Technology Conference
What color is your bathroom? White, I think.
What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right.
When was the last time you said "I LOVE YOU" and meant it? An hour ago, the program worked to perfection, I am a genius.
What did you do last night? Built a website.
Are you on any medication? Caffeine?
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? The HELP desk.
Who would you call for work advice? The HELP desk.
Have you ever been hunting? No, searching, yes.
Name something you wish you were good at: Personal relationships. Wait, who am I kidding, I am good at everything I want to be, who needs people when the world is at your fingertips?
Name something about you that attracts other people: My genius.
What is your talent? Fast fingers.
Name a bad habit that is hard to break: I don't have any.
NICKNAME(S)? midget, dwarf, small fry, little guy…why do you think I love computers?
What do people usually come to you for? Hacking.
What advice do people usually give you? I GIVE THE ADVICE.
Name something you constantly do that your family and friends wished you didn't do: Work.
What does it feel like to be in love??????????
What's the worst part about being in love?????????????
How old do you want to be when you get married? 101
Do you want to have children? Hell no.
Favorite restaurant? Any one that delivers.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Best Buy.
What do you do when you are bored? Surf the porn sites.
Name the best thing that makes you smile: A day without crashes.
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX...I CONSIDER MYSELF: Vulnerable.
IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? In the arms of someone that loves me for who I am.