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Dipper was walking through the mall doing some window shopping when he spotted the perfect gift for his pregnant girlfriend, but the price was beyond his pay and he still didn't have a job.
"Great now what, the perfect gift and I can't afford it." Dipper said as he continued walking through the mall till he saw a help wanted sign and began to ponder. He walked inside the seemingly empty store with only a few people inside, he walked up to the register.
"Hi welcome Mall Uber,I'm Rachel how can I help you?" The cashier asked
"Well, I saw that you're looking for help?" He asked
"Great welcome aboard." She said.
"Don't I need to sign some stuff first?" Dipper asked
"Oh right." She then handed him an application he then filled it out and handed it back.
"Yeah this doesn't really matter, all I need to know is that have you driven a golf cart before?" She asked
"I have some experience." He said
"Great all you need to do is drive a cart around the mall for people." She said as she handed him a set of keys, the karts out back, Dipper then found a kart with the Uber logo on it as he got on and started driving around he picked a few people at a time taking them to Point A to Point B for a couple of hours when he decided to take a break he got a phone call from an unknown caller
"Hello?" He asked
"Dipper, it's Wendy, I keep getting letters for Pacifica mailed to me could you come over later get them?" She asked
"I can't am working right now, but nothing stopping you from doing it plus I need someone to check up on Pacifica." He said
"Sure man." She said
"Thanks, Wendy." He said before they hung up and Dipper got back to work.
A few hours later
As the Mall was closing up Dipper parked the cart and was about to leave till he felt that he was being watched he then felt a hand and saw Rachel.
"Good job today Mason." She said before leaving, Dipper then locked up and walked out the mall as he did he saw a car in the front as he got closer the car turned off and out of it came Priscilla came out.
"Oh great, what do you want?" Dipper asked
"I just want to talk." She said Dipper then raised his eyebrow as he got into the Priscilla began driving to a nearby coffee shop.
"So what is you want to talk to me about." Dipper asked sipping his coffee.
"Look young Pines, Pacifica is a young woman about to have a baby but I don't think that she is ready for that kind of torture plus with all the money she refuses to share with her own mother who tried to raise her to be a proper woman, with a much better husband and academically successful kids."
"Is there a point to this?" Dipper asked
"Fine, I'll cut this short, break up with Pacifica so that I can raise her to be proper again." She said.
"Okay here is what I'm hearing, you want you "puppet" back so that you can spend all of her money on your selfish ass." He said. "Look Pacifica is happy it's not my fault she turned against you, you had your chance to be a mother but your looks are more important than your daughter, now if you'll excuse me I have a girlfriend to get back to." He said as he got up and left leaving her angry.
As Dipper made his way home he saw that his apartment had a faint glow as he went in he opened the door and found Wendy and Pacifica naked in an inflatable pool, Dipper then closed and stood there for a few minutes till Pacifica opened the door wearing a white robe.
"Hey, Dipper sorry for that Wendy wanted to try a relaxing technique.
"And it involves you two being naked?" He asked
"Well, I didn't want to put on my swimsuit." She said blushing. "Anyway, where were you I haven seen you in hours." She said
"Oh… uh… well, I was finding a job." He said
"And did you?" She asked.
"Yes, I did so now we won't have to rely on that money anymore." He said
"That's good, cause I don't think Lazy Susan would let me work the way I am now." She said.
"Oh yeah did Wendy give you your mail?" He asked
"She did, and well I think it be best if you read it, Wendy and I need to get dressed." She said the two girls then went to the bedroom as Dipper began reading over the letters which were from her mother begging her for money, as he read through pathetic after pathetically pleads.
Hours later
Dipper and Pacifica were cuddling on the couch watching Christmas specials when he noticed Pacifica had drifted to sleep he kissed her temple and gently lays her down on the couch. She then turned her back to him Dipper then turned off the light leaving only their small Christmas tree to illuminate the room he then walked into the bedroom and turned on the light and found someone on his bed he pulled the cover off and found Mabel in her underwear.
"Oh yeah, she's visiting." He then went into the kitchen and got started on Dinner.
Days Later: Christmas Eve
Dipper was at the mall doing his uber-ing job around the mall as it was time to close up for the night he noticed that someone was watching him he but he ignored it as some weirdo. As he made his way home he found Pacifica on the couch rubbing her belly.
"It's still there Paz." He said
"I know I just like doing it." She said with a blush making Dipper smile he then sits down next to her and turned her head so that both hands are covering her cheeks she then saw his serious expression, he then touched his forehead with hers.
"Your always weird pines." Pacifica said. Dipper then giggled and kissed her forehead.
"Only when your around." He said just then they heard a camera snap they looked up and saw Mabel wearing a sexy Santa costume.
"That'll make a great Christmas card." She said
"Mabel what are you wearing?" Dipper asked.
"I'm going to a Christmas party with Candy and Grenda, don't wait up." She said as she grabbed her coat and left leaving the two alone.
11:50 PM
Dipper was in his bed as he stretched his arm and felt an empty space he got up and found Pacifica sitting on the couch.
"Pacifica what are you doing?" He asked as he sat down.
"When I was little before I met you, I would always come down foyer and wait for Santa to come down and bring me presents but I'd always pass out with a new present in my hand." She said. Dipper then wrapped her arm around her and brought her close to his chest.
"Pacifica you know how Santa works why don't you get some sleep I'll wake you up when he gets here." He said.
"Hey, Dipper?" She asked
"Yes?" He asked.
"Do you think we can do this?" She asked
"Do what?" She asked.
"Being parents, I mean are we capable of raising a baby?" She asked
"Don't worry Pacifica we're quick learners, I'm sure we could figure it out." He said. "Pacifica?' Dipper then looked down and saw her asleep, Dipper then chuckled and pulled out a velvet box he opened it and pulled out an emerald ring, he then slid it on her ring finger and kissed it. He then looked at the clock and saw that it was midnight
"Merry Christmas, Pacifica." Dipper said as he drifted to sleep with her in his arms.
Merry Christmas, everyone