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I'm not in a very good mood.
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Sakura-chan is not in a good mood. Naruto thought, skittering a little closer to Sasuke's side of the lunch table.
"Sakura-chan is not in a good mood."
Both glanced at Sakura. Confused by her declaration.
"... What?"
"I said I'm not in a good mood." She leaned against the table, letting her body fall flat with gravity. Pushing aside their lunches and dropping her head in between her outstretched arms. "I'm breaking out all over my chin, I feel tired and sleepy, my back hurts and I'm so bloated I don't even feel like eating!"
Poking Sakura's arm with a chopstick - as if approaching a dangerous wild animal with a twig - Naruto ducked when Sakura swiped in his direction.
"Leave me alone!"
Looking between the Uchiha that only continued to eat his bento in small, well-proportioned bites, and his suffering female friend, Naruto quickly came to the conclusion that-
"Sakura-chan! You're pregnant with Sasuke's demon's spawn!"
"Urgh. I'm on my period." Looking over at Sasuke, she latched her arms onto him from across the table. "I was subtle, wasn't I Sasuke-kun? I tried to not make it awkward for you testosterone-filled creatures, didn't I Sasuke-kun?" He nodded, knowing that in such a situation, the only way to survival would be agreeing with whatever Sakura thought true. "Please tell Naruto to leave me alone."
Sighing, he flicked a stray piece of his now abandoned egg roll over Naruto's head. Missing his face barely.
"Naruto. Fetch."
But the blonde only continued to sit next to Sakura, hand looped around her puddled torso. "You're the whipped one Sasuke-kun." Head hung over his hand, like a cat as it groomed itself, Sasuke swore he saw whisper-like dimples on Naruto's face as he flashed a grin. "You fetch."