Pairing: BlaiseAlbert
Prompt: 68. Cross-bred
Word count: 208
Cross-bred
The older man's arm slinked around Blaise's waist as he stared with shock at the odd creature in front of him. It seemed to have the head of a unicorn and the body of a… flobberworm?
"Pretty, isn't she?" Albert seemed so proud of the being which he claimed to have created. Blaise grimaced and forced a nod. It was the ugliest thing he'd ever seen.
"It took years for the two of them to even acknowledge each other. The unicorn first thought the worm was food, so that was an effort in itself. Then the mating…."
"I have a fair idea," Blaise interrupted before he could hear the gory details of how a unicorn and a flobberworm mated.
"So?" Albert asked, looking at Blaise, wanting appreciation.
Blaise nodded. "Nice," he said, forcing a smile.
A grin split Albert's face. "I knew I could count on you to appreciate my hobbies… lover. It's why I keep you around, after all, isn't it?" His hand slinked lower around Blaise's waist and gave a gentle squeeze of one of his bottom cheeks.
Blaise grinned wickedly. "Why do you?"
Albert's only response was to squeeze his other cheek and return his affectionate gaze to the hideous creature in front of them.
This was written for Pairing the Character Challenge (BlaiseAlbert)