What I am going to tell you all is great for some people and sad for others. And if you're not satisfied from what I'm about to tell you don't say you're done reading this, okay? Please.

I'm going with NarukoxThalia for the pairings. Because there are less Yuri for those two here so I decided to just go with them. Don't stop reading this, really guys.

I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON/NARUTO!

Gods: Kori Tou Thanatou

Chapter 3: Wild Bus Ride And Welcome Back To Camp!

"AHH!" Screamed everyone on the bus.

I bet you're thinking, 'What's up? Why are they screaming?'

Well it's either because the bus is flying in the air past 100 miles per hour or Naruko's driving.

It's both actually.

She was in the drivers seat in the lap of Apollo. She'll admit that she didn't want to sit in his lap to drive but she had to due to his rule. DRIVING RULE NUM. 1: HOT BABES MUST SIT IN APOLLO'S LAP WHILE DRIVING! Naruko's never driven before, she really wanted to so, oh well. She's sitting in his lap. She did warn him not to do anything a pervert would do. He promised he wouldn't...yeah right!

Annbeth was seated next to Percy who she was hugging onto not daring to let go, this made the boy blush deciding not to speak but enjoy the moment while it lasted. Thalia was in the seat behind the drivers shouting at Naruko to slow down. She started cursing but it was blocked by the sound of Naruko honking the horn, Grover was next to Thalia bleating covering his eyes with his hands. Bianca and Nico were across from the two scraming clinging onto each other. All the Hunters were crammed in the back to stay away from the boys and Apollo.

They were freaking out as well.

Naruko roughly tilted the wheel and the bus charged down. They were heading towards the Atlantic Ocean at...oh damn it. A thousand miles per hour.

There were beads of sweat on Thalia's face and she looked a bit pale.

Percy saw this and frowned, "What's up with Thalia?" He wondered in his mind.

Naruko cleared her throat with a grin picking up a microphone (a mike on a bus? Seriously?), "As you can see on our right is the New England Coastline!" Her voice crackled through the microphone. Everyone, still screaming, whipped their heads to the right to see the Coastline, "Wonder if Prince William's out there somewhere?"

Apollo was somehow thrown in the back of the bus causing the Hunters to shriek squirming away from him. He glared at them and started climbing up the rows of seats with low grunts.

Grover and Thalia whipped their heads towards him. "Take the damn wheel/Take the wheel!" They begged him in unison.

"It's okay," Apollo said trying to hide the worry and panic in his voice, "She's a first time driver, so what? My Honeypie just has to learn how to handle dr-OH DAMN IT!" He shrieked at seeing a small New England town covered in snow down below them.

It isn't covered in snow anymore. Thanks to the bus, the snow melted off immediately. Small fires were popping up on like birthday candles on churches and whatnot. That's when trees and rooftops then started to catch fire. Smoke flew in the sky making it hard for Naruko to see.

"Damn I wish I had the Byakugan," Naruko thought with a grunt squinting her bright blue eyes trying to see through the smoke.

"Just pull up!" Percy yelled, well, cried.

Naruko cursed under her breath before jerking back on the wheel. This made everyone hug the person who they were next tightly. No one could die today. When they dashed upward, the blonde smiled looking through her window at seeing that a bit of coldness took out the fire. The coldness now affected the bus.

Apollo finally made it back to the drivers seat with a pant he looked up and pointed. "There," He wheezed, "Long Island is right there! So please Honeypie, slow down. 'Dead' is only an expression."

She glared at the Sun God who's sky blue eyes widened at what he said. Before he could apologize she drove her foot in his face sending him tumbling down the isle into the back once more earning shrieks from the Hunters again. Naruko was zipping toward the Northern Coastline of Long Island. And there was Camp Half Blood. Naruko felt a flicker of happiness in her heart at seeing her former home.

She couldn't wait to see Chiron, the Aphrodite Cabin (since she is kind of related to them), the Hephaestus Cabin (they were like her Step-uncles and Aunts since Aphrodite is married to Hephaestus), she just wanted to see everyone! Even the new campers! For her, it didn't matter. Everyone thought she was awesome mostly because she was related to two of the Big Three.

She didn't find that awesome but horrible since her Father and Great-Grandfather didn't exactly get along. Thank the Gods she wasn't blood by all three of them. That'd be the worst thing ever.

Then Apollo climbed back up with a red hand mark across his tan face. Was he slapped by one of the Hunters? "Dear, use the brakes please," He groaned rubbing his cheek.

"Just get ready," The whiskered girl muttered gripping tighter onto the wheel.

"...Did you hear me? Brake."

"Get set."

"You don't have to play the Silent Game with me! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-BRAKE!" They were only a few hundred feet away from wrecking into the ground.

Naruko now splattered a evil grin across her lips, "You guys better keep your asses glued to your seats! This is gonna be a doosie!" The eldest Daughter of Hades slammed her foot down on the brake causing the bus to hop across the camp lake scaring away some Naiads. Naruko stuck her head out of the window with a sheepish smile, "Sorry! Excuse me! Hey! What's with that smug look lady?!"

That's when she sharply turned the wheel making the bus spin around across the lake. Grover clutched his stomach looking a little green while slapping his hand over his mouth keeping down his food the best he could. The bus then flew out of the lake landing roughly on the surface shaking everyone.

If you looked out the window you could see that the canoes in the lake were either half melted or broken.

Someone's going to have to fix that.

Apollo placed on a brave smile before planting a kiss on his Ex-Girlfriend's cheek causing her to blush and shove him down on the floor. She slid out of the drivers seat placing her hands on her hips looking at everyone with a grin, "Well," She started off, "let's go see if we grilled anyone!"

As everyone departed from the bus, Naruko was behind Thalia's old tree with her arms crossed over her chest leaning against the tree with a million of thoughts going through her mind. She glanced to see the Hunters taking their luggage out.

She wondered what was going on back in the Elemental Nations.

Like, what is Sakura doing? What's Kakashi-sensei doing? What is Konohamaru doing? Or what is Sasuke doing?

But the thing that was bothering her the most was, well...

Thalia.

Just years ago, her and Thalia were best friends traveling with Luke then Annabeth came, then Thalia died and turned into a tree and now she's back. Alive and healthy. She didn't change anything about herself. She's the same. This brought a small smile to her face.

It felt like butterflies just emerged from her stomach. Skeletal butterflies that is. She always had to think like since she was Hades' kid.

Was she seriously in love with a girl?

"Hey," Said the voice of, Thalia, who was now in front of her friend, "What the hell is wrong with you?! You know how I am with that kinds of stuff! Are you crazy?!"

"Crazy in love with you? Then yes," Naruko thought before trying for a goofy grin rubbing the back of her neck, "Sorry, Lia. I just got carried away. I forgot that little fear of yours."

The Daughter of Zeus swatted at the whiskered girl's arm with a frown, "Fool!" She hissed, "Don't say it out loud like that!"

Naruko pouted. "Gee Wiz, sorry."

Thalia rolled her electric blue eyes before asking, "What are you doing back here?"

"Maybe now you should tell her," Naruko thought biting her bottom lip. She wasn't afraid of doing the impossible or crazy. This was her chance. So she has to ay it nice, slow and steady, "...I, uh, I...Thalia, I lo-"

"Hey!" Whined the voice of Nico who ran in front of Naruko holding out his Mythomagic cards, "Big sis...you promised," He frowned.

Naruko half smiled knelt down locking eyes with him, "Big sis, eh?" She then ruffled his dark hair causing him pout, "I will play with you. Once I get everything laid out and stuff we'll play, alright Death Boy?"

The Son of Hades pondered on this a moment but smiled at the nickname she gave him. "Okay."

She then did something unexpected. She kissed his forehead making the boy blush. Naruko stood on her feet and gestured for her Little Brother to go with the others which he did. A smile spread across her lips watching him. But what worried her was Bianca. Her Little Sister didn't seem to be having as much fun as Nico. Naruko understood this had to be tough for the girl...but she thought that Bianca would at least try to have fun.

Naruko knew that being a Child of Hades meant one: Fun is overrated. Or two: Having little fun.

And that's sad.

But since Naruko has mixed bloodlines, she wasn't one or two.

Thalia smirked clapping Naruko on the shoulder, "Playing the Big Sister?"

Naruko blushed but then shrugged, "Someone has to be there for those kids," She said simply, "So I will. And I'll take those two down to the Underworld to meet their Father, my Mother and Persephone. Soon that is."

"So...you and Apollo huh?" Thalia asked trying to hide the distaste in her voice.

The blonde grinned at that. "He's my Ex, Lia. We dated a couple of years then I broke up with him. Why do you want to know? Jealous?" She teased, "I could probably try teasing her."

The Daughter of Zeus scoffed. "You wish."

"Huh. Looks like my wish came true, cause you're jealous," Naruko said the last part in a sing-song voice.

"You're so damn full of yourself!"

"...I think you mean I'm so full of you," The whiskered girl winked seductively, "That was a good one. Thanks Aphrodite!"

That's when the blood rushed all the way up to Thalia's face, "You are such a...! I'll kill you!"

Naruko chuckled, "In sex or what? Cause I'm available Lia," Thalia's fist clenched, "We could always be Friends with Benefits if you want."

"Shut up you perv!" Thalia grumbled shocking Naruko in the arm.

"Ow," Naruko rubbed her arm, "Okay, okay. I forgot you're not all about teasing."

"Damn right."

The group walked inside of the Big House. Grover offered to show the Hunters to their cabin. So now it was just Naruko, Percy, Bianca, Nico, Thalia and Annabeth. Mr. D (a.k.a. Dionysus) was at a table with Chiron who was in a wheelchair with Hot Chocolate next to his hand. The two were playing cards as usual. To Naruko, those two haven't changed one bit.

Mr. D picked up his can of Coke sipping it when his eyes looked over at the Demigods...he saw the one that he feared the most. Naruko. The Wine God then spat out his Coke much to Chiron's surprise. Mr. D pointed at Naruko, "You! I didn't think that this day would ever come but, you've returned! I knew this would happen soon! I didn't think this soon!" He rushed over to the confused blonde kneeling down. He began to bow down at her feet, "I beg of you! Spare me! Please!" The God pecked both her feet while bowing.

Chiron's eyes widened at seeing the Daughter of Hades, "Naruko," He said with a warm smile, "You have returned."

"Returned?" Percy repeated. His head turned to Naruko, "You've been at camp before?"

"Well duh Wet-ster," Naruko rolled her bright eyes. She glanced down at Dionysus, "Hey. D? You can get up now."

Mr. D quickly stood up dashing over to his seat swallowing checking his cards.

The Son of Poseidon looked at Annabeth. "What did she do to get Mr. D all...like that?"

Annabeth saw Mr. D gulping at Naruko. "When she was here, she used to pull the worst of pranks at camp. Most were targeted at Mr. D. One time, she made it look like Mr. D was being banished to Underworld and Skeleton Warriors were dragging him in. When she stopped it Mr. D ran from her. He's been afraid of her ever since."

"Note to self: Do not cross Naruko," Percy thought with a gulp.

Naruko rubbed the back of her head, "Well, yeah, I thought it'd be time to return."

"It's good to see you."

"You too," Naruko said with a small grin.

The Teacher of Heroes looked at Nico and Bianca. "Ah! And this must be-"

"Bianca and Nico Di Angelo. They're half bloods," Percy said.

Chiron sighed with relief. "You've succeeded then."

"Yeah. About that...I know who their parent is," Naruko said with tensed shoulders.

"You do?" Chiron asked a little surprised, "Well, then, who is there Godly parent?"

Naruko shuffled her feet and locked eyes with the Centaur. "My Father."

Chiron's smile melted. "No...this cannot be. The Prophecy. Kronos has bested us once more."

Then Grover trotted in grinning like a madman. He had a black eye and red lines across his face that looked like slap marks. The Demigods winced at seeing his face. "The Hunters are moved in! My mission is accomplished!"

Chiron frowned deeply with a sigh. "The Hunters, eh? I see that we have much to talk about," He glanced at the Di Angelo siblings, "Grover, take the children to the den and show them the Orientation Film."

"But...oh! Right! Yes, sir."

"Orientation Film?" Bianca repeated, "I don't want Nico to see anything inappropriate."

Naruko poked her sister's head. "Little strict aren't you? I started watching R-rated movies when I was five."

Annabeth swatted her friend who winced frowning at her.

"It's PG-13," Grover said.

"Cool!" Nico exclaimed taking his sister's hand following the Satyr out of the room happily.

"Percy, Annabeth," Chiron said, "go down to the cabins and inform the campers that we'll be playing Capture The Flag tomorrow evening."

"But, Chiron, we don't have enough-" Annabeth was cut off by her father figure.

"It is tradition," Chiron said, "A friendly match for whenever the Hunters visit."

Thalia scoffed lightly, "Yeah," She muttered, "I bet it's real friendly."

Naruko sighed scratching her chin. "While you guys do that I'll go and greet the Aphro cabin," She said and turned to Thalia, "Wanna come?"

"I'd rather jump off a mountain than go in that Barbie Dream House," Thalia grumbled.

"You wouldn't jump off a mountain. Trust me," Naruko winked at the punk girl before walking out of the room.

"Damn her!" Thalia shouted in her mind.

Here is Chapter 3.

So yeah, I'm making this Yuri and stuff. I've got to admit that this is my first Yuri story. So people who wanted Percy and Naruko don't get mad okay? Continue reading this.

I'll see you guys later.

Until next time!