Groan.
"Stop it. This is really getting annoying."
"But I'm bored...and you're so dull~"
I felt my left eye twitch. I was sitting in the living room of the Uzumaki household, and Kushina had been whining about 'how awfully boring August was'. Why the hell am I even here?Oh...yeah; because of the fact that this girl defies logic. There are three golden rules that have been proven logical. Girls love to be accepted, no matter the cost. Girls are always trying to look their best whenever they hear of a male's presence. And last, but most important, girls always beggedfor the attention of Uchiha Sasuke. And yet, I've learned in these past two months that Uzumaki Kushina wasn't even close to being a normal girl. She didn't care what people thought of her, and she doesn't have any feelings for me whatsoever. And she was currently wearing black leggings with a very oversized t-shirt with a picture of a fat cat. Yes, a fat cat.
And that is the exact reason why I was here. She was born to tear apart my views of life. She was an enigma. I always catch myself unconsciously walking towards her house, finding ways to see her. But don't get me wrong, I don't...like her... or anything. Just curious.
Groan.
Sigh.
"Uchiha!" She yelled. I winced.
"Dammit woman I'm sitting right here!"
She looked down and didn't answer back.
"What's wrong..." I whispered, feeling slightly guilty.
"I was just going to say, you're hair looks like a duck' s butt!"
Twitch.
"I think I'm going to start calling you duck butt."
Twitch. Twitch.
"Or maybe twitchy. What the hell is in your eye, Uchi-"
She stopped mid-sentence, noticing my smirk.
"It's Sasuke-kun,to you, Uzumaki."
"..." she stared at me like I was from another planet. Then, her eyes started to twinkle.
"Oh, I get it. I give you permission to bow down to me, Uchiha."
"I would, but I'm kind of searching for someone much more…...deserving."
"Go on." She yawned. "I yawn when I'm interested."
My jaw clenched. She relaxed back on the couch she was sitting on, taking my silence as a sign of victory. I am not letting this slide. It's on.
"Hey, Uchiha, when does school start?"
I raised my eyebrow.
"Don't tell me no one told you I'll be attending KHS?"
"...no."
"Since you know now, would you be considerate enough as to answer my question?"
"...no..."
I purposely did that to push her buttons. She always seemed to have an answer, but I guess that's another reason why I'm here. To bring her down a notch. I thought she would start crying and run off or something. But...
She gave me a cynical smile, "I've settled on calling you jerk, then."
Smirk. I guess not.
"If you two are done staring lovingly into each other's eyes, I would like to eat my ramen without a side of barf."
"Did you burn the water again, Naruto, cuz I'm still pretty sure you're the only one capable of doing that."
"That's it!" Naruto started to nogie her, and with that they started wrestling. She was laughing like a kid. I just stared at the both of them.
Totally past logic and reason.