"What do we do to him?"
"I don't know! We have to think fast before someone notices him missing."
In case you're lost and don't get what's happening, Sasuke was kidnapped by his fan club. Today, people were signing up at the oh so many clubs KHS had to offer (and how this club got certified, nobody knows). We have to take the last period only for today; the rest is club applications and shiz. He was on his way to sign up for the football team and the taijutsu team, when he was bagged. Now he sat here in room 302, gagged and tied up, surrounded by 20 or so girls (top craziest in the whole school). He glared at them all; since that was the only thing he was capable of now. Man! Of all the things they could do, this had to be it.
"Hey, how about we take turns kissing him?"
Oh hell no.
"He might yell. We can't risk it. How about..."
Sasuke couldn't hear what she said next, but they all agreed on it. Three of them closed in on him. This isn't happening. He prayed that someone would show up and rescue him from them.
"Um, isn't this where the fencing club is supposed to meet?" Yes! Phew! She came!
Kushina stood by the half open door. She had wanted to try fencing this year, since she got bored of taijutsu, and had lost her way. Sasuke tried desperately to catch her attention.
"Oh no. That's room 202." one of them said.
"Thanks."
She turned around to leave when Sasuke felt the gag loosen. He spat it out.
"Kushina!"
She looked surprised to see him tied up. Yes! Now yell at them!Sasuke was pretty sure she'd yell at them for this.
"It's not what it looks like! We were just-"
"This is the Sasuke fan club, right?"
"Erm...yea"
"Ok then." And she turned around to leave again. Wait, what?!
"Wait! You're not going to tell, right?"
She sighed. "Nope. You deserve him," she glanced at him for a second, "you guys should bind your souls to him."
"NO. " he was beyond mad. To think she'd help him, tch.
"Why didn't we think of that?! We were going to touch his front to see if he was big."
Sasuke looked horrified.
"Hey, do you want to join?"
"No thanks, I'm good. You guys enjoy."
"K bye!"
And with that she left. I can't believe this. She... his mind was blank. He snapped back to attention when he saw candles lit all around him. Shit they're actually going to do it.
"What in the world is going on here?!" Yes! Asuma-sensei!
He untied Sasuke and showed him out the door, making sure the girls were inside so he could judge them later. He asked if he was okay and the young Uchiha nodded. He gave him a pass.
"You should get to class." Damn it's last period already?!
He came to class late which earned him some unwanted attention. He scanned the room. He didn't know anybody here...and she's here.He glared at her. He gave the pass to the teacher and sat next the redheaded girl.
Class was uninteresting, mainly because he hated the teacher. He was creepy and liked seeing people suffer. He felt someone put a note in front of him and immediately looked at her. She just smiled.
You owe me Uchiha.
He shot a glare at said girl.
After you happily helped them?! You're delusional.
I stopped them from doing anything drastic, you jerk.
And how the hell did you do that?
I knew they'd take some time to search for candles. Who do you think tipped off Asuma-sensei?
Sasuke stared wide-eyed at the last note. He looked at her with sudden admiration and she raised an eyebrow. He smiled.
Thank you, Kushina.
Whatever you say Uchiha, you still owe me.
Aren't you suppose to be listening to the teacher?
No. He's boring. Aren't you suppose to be?
I already know this stuff.
Cocky. That's not going to get you anywhere.
I don't care, as long as I get an A.
I think he's noticed. Stop sending me stuff.
It was you who started this. And he didn't notice, he's staring at your...assets.
Her jaw dropped when she read that. She tore the note into shreds and Sasuke snickered.
"Is there a problem, Miss Uzumaki?"
"No.."
"See me after class." With that, he continued teaching.
What the hell does he want from me!
I don't know. But be careful. Scream if he tries anything.
Ohhhh you're jealous.
No I'm not. You're an eyesore.
Aha. And that's why you stare at me.
Because you're ugly.
Oh no. My heart. Because you're a perv.
Says you.
Perv..
Hn.
How the hell did you do that on paper.
What can I say, I'm gifted.
You've been exposed to your fan girls too much, it's horrifying.
What, jealous?
Yeah, I'm soo totally jealous because they get to follow around a complete turd. You caught me.
Smirk. She's very witty. The bell rang and everyone got up to leave the room.
"I'm serious about the yelling thing." He whispered to her before leaving too.
"Miss Uzumaki. I've noticed you not paying attention to my lectures."
Lectures my butt.
"If you need extra help, I'm always available." He looked hungry.
"No thanks." With that said she left the room.
At night~
Sasuke was waiting for her to contact him. He'd waited patiently to hear about what she was called back for. His phone buzzed.
1 new message from Uzumaki Brat.
He smirked at the screen.
Uchiha!
What?
Oh, so you don't want to know what happened?
He was calling.
"Spill it."
"That's no way to talk to a queen. Learn some respect." she smiled. Boy was she having fun.
"Kushina..."
"Fine." She explained everything to him, sparing no details.
"You are not staying alone with him again."
"He looked upset when I walked out on him."
"Serves him right." He half-yelled. He was beyond pissed at what she told him.
"Sasuke, calm down." She said softly. He blushed. She said my name.Yeah, she does call him that sometimes, but it is usually followed by a thread of insults. She sounds so sweet.
"...Uchiha?" Frown.
"How many times do I have to tell you, call me Sasuke."
"I will, as soon as you change my name on your phone. Uzumaki brat eh?"
She hung up. How the hell had she known?
Sasuke's phone buzzed and he quickly checked it.
Goodnight, Uchiha Sasuke.
She is quite something...