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That's all from me for now, let's get on with the next chapter of Total Drama Back To The Basics!
Narrated by Chris
Last time on Total Drama Back To The Basics, we brought back Katie, Sadie, Trent, Lindsay, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth, DJ, Gwen, Noah, Owen, Cody, Sierra, Izzy, Tyler, Harold, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Blaineley, Ezekiel, Eva, Justin and LeShawna for a crack at two million dollars! Some were happy to come back, and others were slightly more reluctant.
We put the campers into action straight away by throwing them into a sudden-death elimination. Each camper had to find a team before there were no spots left. Some of the highlights of the challenge include Tyler getting mauled by a bear, Gwen ditching LeShawna to Heather and Alejandro and ending up on a team with her ex, Katie and Sadie being chased by vicious bunny rabbits, and the most climactic event, Blaineley throwing Ezekiel under the bus by receiving his help and then taking the last team spot for herself. Oh yeah, and Owen broke a bed.
Nonetheless, Ezekiel, for the third time running, became the first contestant voted off the show. It really sucks to be him, but what ticked me off is that he didn't take the recently downgraded Boat of Losers on it's maiden voyage! He just took off into the water! Oh well, there'll be other losers.
For this episode, we're going to test the newly-formed teams on their cooperation skills. The team who work together the best will win an epic reward, and the team who gets along the least will have to send one of their team-mates home! Who will cooperate, and who will go down? Find out on this epic instalment of Total Drama Back To The Basics!
(Theme Song)
The campers were all sound asleep, particularly the girls in Cabin 3, who had the pleasure of listening to Blaineley whine for half the night over being on the floor. Chris walked in front of the cabins.
"Sssssh, they're sleeping." Whispered Chris. He then promptly pulled out a megaphone and blew an airhorn into it. All of the campers wake up startled.
"Up and at 'em, campers! Breakfast is in ten minutes!" Yelled Chris. LeShawna stormed out of her cabin in her purple nightgown.
"Chris MacLean, I am going to murder you!" Screamed LeShawna.
"Yikes! That's my cue to leave." And Chris promptly fled with LeShawna in hot pursuit.
Confessional:
LeShawna: /clenching her fists/ Between Blaineley complaining all night and Chris waking us up at the crack of dawn, I don't know why I signed back up for this competition. Two million cannot be worth this.
Blaineley: If I couldn't sleep, then none of the girls in my cabin could. I didn't sleep a wink last night! Do you know how much foundation it took to cover the bags over my eyes?
Bridgette: I try to be a nice person, but…Blaineley is literally the most annoying person on this planet. Her name should be Complaineley!
All of the competitors were piled into the Mess Hall, awaiting their breakfast. Harold was clearly very drowsy and looked as though he would fall asleep any second. LeShawna took a seat next to him.
"What's up, string-bean? Mm-mm, you're looking pastier than usual, and that's a worry." Said LeShawna.
"I barely slept last night because I had to sleep on the floor. This sleep deprivation is a drain on my mojo." Sighed Harold.
"Mojo? What mojo, Dork-rold?" Scoffed Duncan from across the table. Both LeShawna and Harold ignored him.
"Damn it! Is everybody blanking me now?" Yelled Duncan.
"Sit down, fool." Said LeShawna and Duncan seethed.
"I swear, I'm so sleep-deprived that this gruel actually looks edible. These hallucinations really could be of detriment to my wellbeing." Said Harold.
"Yeah, mighty big of you Harold." Said Justin, strolling past.
"I slept on the floor last night so you didn't have to! Gosh, you could at least be a little appreciative!" Wheezed Harold.
"Oh yeah, how will I ever repay you?" Said Justin sarcastically. Harold frowned but LeShawna turned him away.
Confessional:
Harold: Guys like Justin are so arrogant. Sure, nerds like me might fall victim to wedgies, and swirlies, and the classic 'why are you hitting yourself', but in terms of IQ points we outnumber them! Gosh, if I wasn't so sleep deprived I would use my mad skills on him.
Justin: This body was made for king sized beds and linen sheets, not for chipped wooden floors and torn rugs. So a geek has to sleep on the floor for a night, who cares?
LeShawna: Yeah, I definitely don't trust Justin, especially after he played with Lindsay and Beth like dolls in Season Two, but he's still a vote we need if we want to take down Heather. Bridgette, Geoff and I have agreed to try not to anything to tick him off.
Chef Hatchet dropped a ladle-full of slop onto Noah's plate, who looked at the meal begrudgingly.
"Uh…what does this have in it?" Asked Noah suspiciously. Chef glared at him.
"You will eat what I put on your plate, or you will become what I put on your plate." Growled Chef. Noah found a tuft of fur in his slop, and picked it up, eyeing it.
"Yeah…I'm actually allergic to all kinds of fur, so I'm afraid I can't eat this." Said Noah. Chef growled, and threw a spoonful of slop into Noah's face. Noah coughed.
"Okay, I'm glad we agree." And Noah walked away. Chef then piled some slop onto Courtney's plate.
"Excuse me, does this have dairy in it? It says in my memo that I'm lactose intolerant." Said Courtney.
"I dunno, that depends on whether what I killed to make this was eating dairy." Growled Chef, and he flicked a bit of the gruel onto Courtney's face. Courtney shuddered, and went to find a seat. She found that the only available seat was next to Gwen.
"Do you mind if I sit here?" Asked Courtney.
"I suppose." Said Gwen coldly, and she turned away and continued her conversation with DJ. Courtney frowned.
Confessional:
Courtney: Ugh, I know, I shouldn't care whether or not Gwen forgives me. We're not even on the same team, we have no reason to talk to each-other, but I still can't stand that she hates me! Technically I didn't do anything wrong, I only planned to!
Gwen: I think that last season only proved that Courtney and I were never meant to be friends. We've both done bad things to each-other, I stole her boyfriend and she tried to cheat me out of a million dollars, I think we're even.
Chris then walked into Mess Hall.
"Good morning, campers! I hope you all got a good night's rest." He said, and most of the campers rolled their eyes.
"Anyways, today is going to be pretty action packed. The first thing I'm going to do is ask you to get into your teams." Said Chris. The campers quickly reassembled themselves into their teams.
"Now, the first thing that we are going to do, is ask you to choose a name for your team. I think it could get confusing if we keep calling you Teams One, Two, Three and Four. However, be warned, if the team hasn't unanimously agreed on a name by one minute, I get to choose the name. And I've got some good ones." Said Chris, rubbing his hands together in glee. All the teams quickly gathered together to discuss their names.
Izzy, Owen, Noah, Katie, Sadie, Blaineley
"Alright my scurvy crew, we need a strong, powerful, dominating team name, a name so perfect that it strikes terror into the hearts of every foe who dare enter our path and—"
"Uh, Izzy? I hate to rush you but we only have one minute to decide this." Said Owen.
"What do you think, Noah?" Asked Sadie.
"I think, let's just pick something that doesn't humiliate us, like Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot." Scoffed Noah.
"I have an idea! In honour of this team's most talented member, what about Team Blaineley?" Asked Blaineley.
"No. No. A million times no." Said Noah.
"You don't know what you're talking about, chicken-neck."
"Guys? I, like, hate to rush this, but we have to decide, like, right now, or Chris is going to give us a totally embarrassing name!" Cried Katie frantically.
"Do we have a name yet?" Asked Chris, smirking. Everybody panicked, and Izzy spoke up.
"Team Super-Duper-Ninja-Samurai-Warriors!" Cried Izzy triumphantly. Noah slapped his forehead.
"That's a little long. How about Team Warriors?" Asked Chris.
"Sold!" Agreed Izzy.
LeShawna, Heather, Alejandro, Bridgette, Geoff, Justin.
Things were quite more chaotic for the six members of LeShawna's team.
"We need to name our team something strong! We don't want to be viewed as weak!" Said Alejandro.
"I still think Team Villainy is a great name! It tells our competitors that they don't want to mess with us." Said Heather.
"Just because you two rodents were stuck on the Villains team last season doesn't mean the rest of us are villains." Said LeShawna, crossing her arms.
"Guys, guys! I don't want to be stuck with a ridiculous name, so please, why don't we agree on something neutral?" Suggested Bridgette.
"I like the way you think, babe!" Cried Geoff, and he kissed Bridgette intensely.
"Hey, love-birds, there is time for that later!" Yelled LeShawna, breaking Geoff and Bridgette apart.
"Have you guys come up with a name yet?" Asked Chris, approaching them. All six members remained silent.
"I see, no agreements yet. I suppose that I have to pick a name for this group of misfits. Well, in honour of all the love on this team, I think it would be appropriate to dub this group, Team Lovebirds!" Said Chris, gesturing at Bridgette, Geoff, Heather and Alejandro.
"Great." Scoffed LeShawna.
DJ, Trent, Lindsay, Tyler, Gwen, Eva
"We should name our team something buff! How about, Team Flex?" Asked Tyler.
"That would be great, if we wanted to sound like a group of idiots. Anybody got anything else? Not you." Said Eva as Lindsay opened her mouth to make a suggestion.
"You got any ideas, Gwen?" Asked DJ curiously. Gwen sighed.
"Well, I think we really need to settle for something. So how about, I don't know, Team Incredible or something?" Asked Gwen. To her surprise, nobody objected.
"Really? Everybody's okay with that?"
"Sounds cool." Said Eva.
"Have you guys come up with a cool name yet?" Asked Chris.
"We have, Chris. We are Team Incredible!" Said Trent.
"Team Incredible it is! Pretty dorky, but better than some of the other names I've heard so far." Said Chris, gesturing to Team Warriors.
Duncan, Courtney, Beth, Harold, Sierra, Cody.
"I can't believe that we can't even do something as simple as decide a name for our team!" Cried Courtney in disbelief.
"We can, you've just shot down all our ideas!" Said Beth.
"Because they were all ridiculous!"
"How were they ridiculous?"
"I don't know, Harold, why don't you tell me how Team Peregrine Falcon isn't ridiculous?" Scoffed Courtney.
"The peregrine falcon is the fastest bird on the planet. It can travel at a maximum speed of two hundred and forty two miles per hour. The second fastest bird, the golden eagle, can only travel at a maximum of—"
"Okay, Doris, we don't need a lecture, we need a name!" Said Duncan.
"Hello, my group of dorks! Come up with anything so far?" Asked Chris, and that's when Sierra spoke up.
"Team Cody!" She cried excitedly.
"What? No! Please!" Cried Cody.
"Team Cody it is, locked in forever!" Cried Chris. Cody groaned.
Confessional:
Cody: I like Sierra, I really do, but she is so intense sometimes that I just wish she would tone it down a little! Seriously? Naming our team "Team Cody"?
"So, we have Team Warriors, Team Lovebirds, Team Incredible and Team Cody. Four perfectly respectable team names." Said Chris, stifling a laugh. Noah glared at Izzy, Cody shifted uncomfortably away from Sierra, and LeShawna looked angrily at Heather.
"Anyways, now it is time for today's challenge. I'm sensing a fair amount of tension in some of the teams right now." Said Chris.
"Ain't that the truth." Scoffed LeShawna, and Heather growled and flung some of Chef's gruel onto LeShawna's face. LeShawna shoved Heather off her chair.
"Ladies, please, there will be plenty of time fighting in the challenge! Anyways, we think here at Total Drama that trust is the key to a functioning team! Therefore, today's challenge is going to be a series of trust-building exercises." Said Chris.
"Are you kidding me? Last time we did a trust challenge, I ended up with almost-lethal poisoning!" Cried Trent. Chris ignored Trent.
"In today's challenge, each team will be broken into three pairs, and each pair will complete a trust exercise. If you complete a challenge, then you gain a point for your team. However, if you fail, then you get nothing. The team with the least points at the end of the challenge will go to elimination, where one of their members will pack their bags and go home." Said Chris.
"Now, I am pleased to announce that this season, we are bringing back the five-star MacLean Spa Hotel, where the winning team will be allowed to spend the night, free from the crusty old cabins." Said Chris, and all of the contestants hoped that they would win.
"Anyways, let's get you into pairs." Katie and Sadie immediately clasped each other's hands.
"Ooh! I so hope that Sadie and I can be together! I would, like, trust Sadie with my life!" Said Katie.
"Ooh, me too! Once, I told Katie that I had an infection on my left boob, and she never told a soul!" Said Sadie, failing to comprehend that she had said this on live television.
"Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Sadie, but you're paired with Izzy. And Katie, you are paired with Owen." Said Chris. Owen hugged Katie and Izzy ruffled Sadie's hair. Noah' eyes widened.
"Wait, that means…"
"Yep, Noah, you are paired with Blaineley."
Confessional:
Noah: /sighs/ Great.
"Now, for Team Lovebirds. I think I'm going to mix up the couples on this team a little bit, which is why I've paired Bridgette with Justin, Geoff with Heather and LeShawna with Alejandro." This claim was quickly met by protest, namely by LeShawna.
"Oh hell no! I am not going anywhere near that two-timing snake!" Snapped LeShawna.
"Too bad, LeShawna, I've already made the rules." And LeShawna seethed in anger.
Confessional:
Heather: /scoffs/ Great. I'm with Geoff the dimwit. I hope he can keep his tongue out of Bridgette's mouth long enough to do the challenge.
"As for Team Incredible, the first pair will be DJ and Tyler." Tyler leant in for a high five, which DJ reluctantly returned.
"The next pair will be Eva and Lindsay." Both the girls looked hesitant.
"Which means that the final pair will be none other than Gwen and Trent." Said Chris smugly, cackling with laughter.
Confessional:
DJ: Don't get me wrong, Tyler's a decent guy, but do I trust him? I hope that there are no blindfolded challenges, or I might be in trouble.
Eva: Great. I'm with the blonde dimwit Lindsay. I guess that I'll have to drag her over the finish line myself.
Lindsay: /whimpers/ Ava is, like, super scary. I don't trust her that much, but hopefully she will help me out this challenge.
Gwen: Argh! Stupid Chris! Of course he decides to put me on a team with Trent! Don't get me wrong, I trust Trent and all, but after what I did to him in Season Two, why would he trust me?
"As for Team Cody—great name, by the way—your pairs will be Duncan and Cody, Beth and Courtney, and finally, Harold and Sierra." Courtney breathed a sigh of relief, having not been paired with Duncan.
Confessional:
Cody: /gulp/ Well, I did punch Duncan in the face. And push him off an emu. And leave him to an angry kangaroo. In return, he pushed me off a cliff with a dingo. So in retrospect, I don't see why he wouldn't shove me into shark-infested waters. /sighs/
Courtney: Thank goodness I don't have to go with Duncan, but seriously, Beth? She's the next worst person!
Harold: Sierra and I haven't ever really gotten to know each-other well, because I was eliminated so early in Season Three, so hopefully this challenge will be a good opportunity for us to become friends. That said, I wouldn't want to get as close to her as Cody is. That would be kinda creepy.
Chris stood at the top of the 1000 foot cliff, ready to announce the first challenge.
"Greetings, to all our viewers! Today's challenge is going to be split into three rounds, and one pair from each team will compete in each round!" Said Chris triumphantly.
"From Team Warriors, we have Izzy and Sadie!" Sadie looked apprehensive about their location, whereas Izzy looked very excited.
"From Team Lovebirds, we have Bridgette and Justin!" Both of the teens looked very nervous.
"I don't think my modelling agency would allow this." Murmured Justin.
"From Team Incredible, former lovebirds Gwen and Trent!" Gwen looked thoroughly irritated at Chris, while Trent looked at his shoes awkwardly.
"And last but not least, from Team Cody, Duncan and the aforementioned Cody!" Cody looked more than terrified as Duncan glared wickedly at him.
"Anyways, so for the first round of trust exercises, we have attached a zipline from the top of this cliff, to the beach at the bottom." Said Chris.
"This sounds so fun! I love zipling, once I ziplined from the top of the Eiffel Tower to the shores of France, it was so much fun and I—"
"Izzy, shush! As I was saying, each pair will zipline to the beach, but here's the twist." Chris held up four hooks.
"There are only four hooks to go onto the zipline. One member of the pair will be attached to the zipline, and the other member of the pair will have to trust their partner not to let go of them." Said Chris.
"What happens if we let go?" Asked Bridgette nervously.
"Do you really need to ask that question?" Sighed Gwen.
"Why don't we let Chef Hatchet and an old friend demonstrate for us?" Said Chris. Chef Hatchet walked into the area, where he was holding a struggling teenager with ginger hair and a white tank top. Gwen gasped.
"Scott?!" She cried. Duncan laughed.
"No way, you brought Pit-Sniffer back?" Chuckled Duncan. Scott was struggling to get out of Chef Hatchet's grasp.
"You can't make me do this! I'm not even competing this season!" Cried Scott.
"You're under contract, Shark Bait. Don't worry though, your buddy Fang has been taken away for some testing. However, there are his hungry friends down below who require some lunch, especially considering we haven't fed them in a few weeks." Laughed Chris.
Chef Hatchet grabbed a hook and hooked onto the zipline.
"Stop squirming, or I might drop you." Snarled Chef, and he and Scott made their way down the zipline. Mid-way through the journey, Chef dropped Scott, who went plummeting into Lake Wawanakwa, and was immediately surrounded by the ravenous sharks.
"So, in summary, you really don't want to let go." Said Chris, above the shrieks of Scott. Most of the contestants winced, with the exception of Izzy, who excitedly leaned over the edge of the cliff and waved at the sharks.
"Gwen and Trent, you guys are up first. Good luck!" Said Chris. Gwen angrily snatched the hook away from Chris.
"Well, I'm heavier, so I guess I should be on the hook." Said Trent. Gwen bit her lip nervously.
"You aren't going to drop me, are you?"
"Gwen, why would I do that?"
"After everything I did to you, I wouldn't blame you."
"Gwen, it's still me. No matter what happened between us, I wouldn't drop you into a shark infested lake." Said Trent, smiling. Gwen's lips curved into a smile.
"Let's do this." Trent hooked onto the zipline, grabbed Gwen tight in his arms, and the two were off, screaming as they went.
Confessional:
Gwen: /giggling/ That was exhilarating! I never thought I challenge could actually be fun! And hey, it's nice to know that Trent and I are past that awkward post-break up phase.
Gwen and Trent made it onto the beach successfully, where an intern unhooked them, and DJ, Tyler, Eva and Lindsay cheered for them. Gwen and Trent high fived successfully.
"Woo-hoo! That was amazing!" Cheered Gwen, pumping her fists in the air.
"Gwen and Trent have won a point for Team Incredible!" Announced Chris, back at the top of the cliff.
"The next pair up is Duncan and Cody. Good luck, you guys!" Announced Chris. Cody quickly grabbed the hook from Chris, but Duncan snatched it from him.
"Woah, woah, woah, what do you think you're doing?" Snarled Duncan.
"Nothing! I just, um—"
"You're teensy, dork, and I'm not letting myself fall into a shark infested lake because of your toothpick arms. I'll be on the hook." Said Duncan. Cody gulped, and prepared himself for what he believed would be his doom. Duncan took Cody in his arms and they were attached to the zipline, and they were off.
Cody was clearly uncomfortable and he squirmed in Duncan's arms.
"Would you stop squirming! Or else I'm going to—" but just as he said that, Cody slipped out of Duncan's arms and into Lake Wawanakwa.
"Oh crap." Cursed Duncan as he arrived on the beach, alone. Sierra, who was watching from the guidelines, gasped.
"Cody!" She screeched, and she dived into the water, and began to swam to Cody at a very quick speed. Luckily, Duncan had dropped Cody close to shore, and Sierra picked Cody up before the sharks could have gotten to him.
"Look what you did! My Cody-Wody is freezing now!" Shrieked a dripping Sierra at Duncan, as she brought a shivering Cody onto the shore.
"Hey, it's not my fault the little runt was squirming!" Protested Duncan, but Sierra was already off trying to find Cody a blanket.
Confessional:
Sierra: Who does Duncan think he is?! Does he think he can drop my Cody-kins into a lake and get away with it? Nuh-uh!
Duncan: /shrugging/ What? The dork slipped. I didn't do it on purpose. /crickets chirping/ What? I didn't, I swear!
Cody: /teeth chattering/ C-cold.
"Well, that was hilarious! Unfortunately however, Cody and Duncan have failed to win a point for Team Cody, leaving them with zero points on the first round. Bridgette and Justin, you guys are up next." Said Chris. Bridgette grabbed a hook, and handed it to Justin.
"Here." Said Bridgette. Justin raised an eyebrow quizzically.
"Really? You trust me to carry you?"
"Sure! Beside, I'm lighter than you anyways." Said Bridgette. Justin shrugged, and hooked himself onto the hook, and held Bridgette tight in his arms, and the two were off.
"Whoo-hoo! This is amazing!" Cried Bridgette as they soared over Lake Wawanakwa.
"My hair is going to be so messed up after this!" Whined Justin, and eventually the two reached the beach.
"Someone get me a mirror, right now!" Cried Justin, as his hair had been completed ruined by the wind. Bridgette was still on an adrenaline high, and Geoff picked her up and hugged her.
"That was amazing, babe!" And the two began to smooch.
Confessional:
Bridgette: LeShawna, Geoff and I need Justin on our side if we want to take out Heather and Alejandro, and we have to prove to him that he can trust us! That said, he was more concerned over his hair during the challenge than us. /sigh/
Justin: /looking in a mirror, trying to fix his hair/ Alright…perfect! /a racoon breaks into the outhouse and messes up his hair, and Justin screams/
"Bridgette and Justin successfully complete the challenge, and win a point for Team Lovebirds! The last pair is Izzy and Sadie, and let's see if they can rack up a point for Team Warriors!" Izzy eagerly grabbed a hook from Chris' hands, and passed it to Sadie.
"I want to feel the rush of the air against my skin, and I don't wanna be tied to no hook!" Said Izzy, and she shoved Sadie onto the side of the cliff, jumped into their arms and jumped before Sadie could protest.
On the way down, Sadie shrieked maniacally, while Izzy was spreading her arms like a bird.
"This is so fun, isn't it, Sadie?" Cheered Izzy, but just then, there was a crack. The entire zipline snapped, and Sadie and Izzy both went plummeting into Camp Wawanakwa, Sadie shrieking and Izzy cheering.
"Oops. We probably should have done a more thorough safety test." Chuckled Chris, shrugging.
Izzy and Sadie hit the water, and surfaced immediately.
"Oh my gosh, we're alive! Woo-hoo!" Cried Sadie, but just then, they were surrounded by hungry-looking sharks.
"Oh my gosh, we're dead!" Bawled Sadie.
"Don't worry, Sadie, I can take these knuckle-heads!" Said Izzy, and she prepared to fight the sharks, but just then, some bubbles formed from underneath Izzy, and something splashed out of the water, and kicked all of the sharks in the nose. Offended, all of the sharks retreated, and the figure let out a warped cheer of victory.
"Oh my gosh, who is that? They saved us!" Cried Sadie. The figure turned around and revealed it's bloodshot eyes. Sadie screamed.
"Ezekiel?!" Shrieked Sadie. Ezekiel winked at Sadie and then dunked back under the water, a trail of bubbles disappearing behind him.
"Was I just seeing things?" Cried Sadie. She then noticed Izzy attempting to call the sharks back over.
"Izzy! Let's get out of here before those bully sharks come back." Said Sadie, and she grabbed Izzy and swam to shore.
"Entertaining as that was, Sadie and Izzy, you didn't make it to the beach, which means that I can't give you a point. So Team Warriors is still on zilch." Said Chris, who had taken his private helicopter down to the beach during the ordeal.
"Are you kidding me? The zipline broke! They would have made it if it weren't for your lousy production!" Exclaimed Noah. Chris shrugged.
"The paperwork from the producers said that both contestants must arrive at the beach dry to get a point, which they didn't, soooo…"
"Surely this counts as some sort of technicality?" Protested Harold.
"We could argue about who did what all day long, but in the end, they didn't meet the criteria to get a point. Hold your horses, Noah, before you get your lawyers out, there are still two more rounds for you guys to earn points." Said Chris.
Confessional:
Noah: Hmph! Trust this show to cheap out on production. I'll let it slide this time, but next time a technicality loses my team a point, then get ready to face the full wrath of justice, Chris! /laughs wickedly/
Chris: /grins and points to Noah's contract/
In a large, opening clearing, Chris began the next round for each of the pairs.
"Alright, everybody, it's time for Round Two!" Announced Chris.
"From Team Warriors, we have Owen and Katie!" Announced Chris, and Owen and Katie high-fived.
"Representing Team Lovebirds are quite the opposite, LeShawna and Alejandro!" As LeShawna growled at Alejandro, who simply shrugged.
"From Team Incredible, we have DJ and Tyler!" DJ looked incredibly nervous, while Tyler was excited.
"And lastly, from Team Cody, we have Beth and Courtney!" Said Chris. Both the girls glared at eachother.
"Uh, Chris? Why are we in an open clearing? What's dangerous about this place?" Asked Owen.
"This is Total Drama. Something that looks completely harmless at first has the capacity to kill you." Said LeShawna.
"Or in this case, blow off your legs." Grinned Chris wickedly, and he pulled out a remote and pressed a button. An explosion went off in the middle of the field and the contestants covered their ears.
"In this round, each pair will send somebody through the field and attempt to navigate their way through the field without getting blown up. Scott here is going to give you a demonstration." Said Chris. Scott, who had been given a few Band-Aids in consolation for his encounter with the sharks earlier, walked into the field, and glared at Courtney, who was flabbergasted to see her ex-boyfriend.
"Scott? What are you doing here?"
"Not here to see you, that's for sure." Scoffed Scott, and he turned his nose up at Courtney, who sighed in response.
"You broke up with me, remember?" Said Courtney.
"Because you planned to take me to the finals so that I would throw the game for you? Yeah, I did." Said Scott, but he was so distracted by Courtney that he walked straight onto a landmine, which promptly exploded, and sent Scott flying far away.
Confessional:
Courtney: I thought that since Scott wasn't competing anymore, he wouldn't be an issue! Oh well, he'll be gone before the day is over. Right? Either that, or he'll be dead from all these demonstrations…
"So, as Scott has so eloquently demonstrated, that is what you are going to try to avoid. As for my wicked twist, one member of each pair will be blindfolded, as the other tries to navigate them to the other side of the maze, as a throwback to the blindfold challenges in Season One, and the wedding dress challenge in Season Three." Said Chris, and he pulled four blindfolds out of his pocket and threw one to each pair.
"I think that maybe I should direct you. I'm a lot bigger, so there's a better chance of you getting through the mine! Besides, I had a turkey sandwich for breakfast, and I'm feeling a little sluggish." Said Owen. Katie bit her lip.
"Okay, I'll do it, but sometimes, I'm not the best with, like, instructions." Murmured Katie. Meanwhile, LeShawna flung the blindfold at Alejandro.
"No way in hell am I letting you navigate my way through a minefield after what you did in Season Three. I'll be directing you." Snarled LeShawna.
"Fine by me, all the more reason to vote you off if we lose." Shrugged Alejandro. Meanwhile, DJ reluctantly held onto his blindfold.
"I-I think I better go through the minefield. I, uh, wouldn't want you to get hurt." Said DJ, but Tyler took the blindfold back.
"Dude, I could do this in my sleep!" Said Tyler.
"Man, do you not remember Area 51 in Season Three?" Chuckled Owen. Tyler remembered being blasted by a mine, and promptly gave the blindfold to DJ. Meanwhile, Courtney handed the blindfold to Beth.
"You just expect me to do it? No thank you! I think you should do it." Said Beth accusingly.
"Okay, okay, why don't we just flip a coin?" Suggested Courtney. Beth pondered this for a moment.
"Okay, sounds fair."
"Heads, you go, tails, I go." Said Courtney, and she flipped the coin.
"Heads! Hah!" Cried Courtney, and she thrust the blindfold into Beth's hand, who looked concerned.
Confessional:
Courtney: /smirking/ Always keep a double-headed coin handy. /she flips the coin, and it lands in the toilet/ Ugh!
Katie, Alejandro, DJ and Beth were all blindfolded and ready, while Owen, LeShawna, Tyler and Courtney stood behind them, ready to direct.
"Alright campers, remember, it doesn't matter which order you get to the finish line, as long as you don't hit a mine. Are you ready? Doesn't matter, because you start now!" Said Chris. The four contestants cautiously stepped onto the minefield, while their partners began to yell directions at them.
"Easy, Beth! We don't need to get there first, we just need to avoid the mines!" Yelled Courtney.
"Katie, go left! No, my left, not your left! Wait, my left is your left! Ignore me!" Cried Owen, leaving a very confused Katie.
"Alright, DJ, man, steady, now go, like, two steps to the right. Not even, more like, one and a half." Said Tyler, DJ very frustrated with Tyler's vague instructions.
Eventually, the first mine was set off by Alejandro, who went flying through the air in a smoking crisp. LeShawna was on the floor laughing.
Confessional:
LeShawna: Yeah, it sucks that we lost a point, but MAN I have been waiting for this moment for a long time.
Alejandro: /almost completely black, coughing/ Ugh, that stupid tramp. Hopefully this can sway Justin onto our side.
Katie, DJ and Beth flinched at the sound of the landmine, praying that it didn't happen to them. Courtney, however, was very frustrated that Beth was not following her instructions.
"Beth, no! I said take a step to the left, not the right! Did I say that you could take a step forward?" Yelled Courtney. Eventually, with much difficulty and yelling, Beth had successfully navigated her way through the maze. She took off her blindfold and cheered.
"Beth and Courtney have won a point for Team Cody!" Announced Chris, but just as he said that, a second landmine was set off. Katie went flying through the air, shrieking. Everybody turned to Owen, who had become preoccupied with a chocolate bar.
"Oops. Sorry. Hehehe." Chuckled Owen, as Katie landed on the ground in a charred heap.
DJ was now the only contestant left on the minefield, and he was having great difficulty with Tyler's instructions.
"DJ, now you should take three steps to the left! Wait, no, the right. Wait, hang on a second." And Tyler paused to make the shapes with his hand. DJ groaned in frustration.
"I can't believe I'm about to do this." And with a rallying cry, DJ began to sprint forward in a straight line. However, much to everybody's surprise, DJ didn't set off any of the mines and made it to the other side of the clearing. Everybody cheered, but DJ promptly ran face-first into a tree.
"Woo-hoo! We did it!" Cheered Tyler.
"The term 'we' is being used flexibly here." Scoffed Courtney.
"At the end of the second round, Beth and DJ have won a point for both Team Cody and Team Incredible, whereas Alejandro and Katie have failed to win a point for either of their teams." Announced Chris.
"The current standings are Team Incredible in first place with two points, Team Lovebirds and Team Cody tied in second place with one point apiece, and Team Warriors falling behind the rest of the pack with zero points!"
Confessional:
DJ: /shrugging/ I kind of can't believe that actually worked.
Beth: Woo-hoo! I won a point for my team! I was really scared that I would screw up, because I haven't competed since Season Two, but Beth is back in town!
For the third and final round, Chris took the remaining pairs into a familiar location.
"Welcome back to the trapeze swing, folks, also known as the highlight of the trust challenge in Season One. Mostly because Heather ended up in the pool full of jellyfish." Chuckled Chris, and most of the contestants laughed while Heather snarled.
"Attempting to salvage Team Warrior's dignity, we have Noah and Blaineley!" And Blaineley blew a kiss at the camera while Noah rolled his eyes.
"Making a return to the trapeze for Team Lovebirds, Heather and her partner Geoff!" Heather scoffed.
"Tracking well ahead of the pack, from Team Incredible, Eva and Lindsay." Lindsay waved while Eva looked less than thrilled with her choice of partner.
"And lastly, attempting to replicate his success in Season One, from Team Cody, Harold and Sierra!" and Sierra had a fit over how she always wanted to try some of the challenges from Season One.
"Now, I feel the need to say that since by this point, Team Incredible is on two points, so they are officially safe from elimination. However, there is still a night in the MacLean spa hotel on the line." Said Chris.
"Oh my gosh! I never got to go in that hotel in Season Five, because I was the first eliminated, but it looks like so much fun!" Squealed Lindsay. Eva rolled her eyes.
"In case you've forgotten, the way this works, is that one member of the pair is on the trapeze, and the other has to jump, and grab onto their partner, who will swing them to the other platform. Scott will now give one final demonstration." Said Chris. A blindfolded Scott, who was still brushing off the dust from his encounter with the landmine, was very reluctant to jump, while Chef Hatchet was on the trapeze.
"Hey, what's a little jellyfish sting? I've already been mauled by sharks and blown up by a landmine today." Sighed Scott, and he jumped. Chef Hatchet caught him, and the two swung up to the other side of the platform. Scott took off his blindfold and grinned.
"I can't believe that actually worked!" But then Chef promptly shoved Scott into the pool, where he screamed in agony.
"Oh yeah, we've replaced the jellyfish with our favourite carnivorous piranhas, imported straight from the Amazon!" Laughed Chris, as a thoroughly bleeding Scott climbed out of the pool.
Confessional:
Scott: Okay, I am NEVER coming back to this show. No matter how much money Chris MacLean throws at me. Hey, is that a nickel in the toilet? /he reaches in and grabs it/
"Like in Season One, this challenge will be completely blindfolded as well. Now, time for you guys to decide who's gonna take the leap, and who'll be on the trapeze." Said Chris.
"No way in hell am I letting your scrawny little arms drop me into that pool. I'll be on the trapeze." Said Blaineley.
"Sure, just make sure your dress doesn't ride up. The world does not need to see that." Said Noah and Blaineley slapped him over the side of the head. Meanwhile, Heather pulled Geoff aside.
"Listen here, dimwit. I already got dropped into this pool once because of a dumb blonde, I am not going to let it happen again. I'll be on the trapeze." Said Heather. Geoff frowned.
"Are you sure that's, like, a good idea? I'm a lot heavier than you, you could easily drop me."
"That doesn't matter!" Growled Heather. Geoff pursed his lips.
"I don't think we should be taking this risk, especially if we only have one point. If Team Warriors catches up to us, we're done like a microwave pizza."
"In that case, we'll do a tiebreaker, and we'll definitely win, because have you seen their team?" Said Heather.
Confessional:
Geoff: /shrugs/ What the hey? If Heather screws this up, there's a prime reason right there to vote her off.
Eva grabbed Lindsay by the wrist.
"Listen here, Lindsiot. I saw how you bungled up this challenge with Heather in Season 1. While I have to say, it was hilarious, I'm not letting it happen to me. I'll be on the trapeze, kapeesh?" Said Eva. Lindsay nervously nodded.
"But what if you, like, drop me? That might, totally, ruin my skin."
"As long as you follow my instructions, I won't drop you. I'm stronger than any of the other twigs on this show." Snickered Eva. Meanwhile, Harold and Sierra engaged in a game of rock-paper-scissors to decide who would jump.
"Hah! Scissors cuts paper! I win!" Cheered Harold.
"Best to three?" Suggested Sierra and Harold agreed. However, instead of drawing paper, scissors or rock, brought forth a small picture of Cody against Harold's rock.
"What is that?" Asked Harold.
"That's Cody! He beats paper, scissors and rock!" Cheered Sierra.
"You can't do that! Rule changes are prohibited without the consent of both parties!" Complained Harold.
"Okay, this is getting old! Harold, you were on the trapeze last time so you can jump. Crazy girl, you're on the trapeze." Said Chris, and Sierra squealed.
The first pair on the trapeze were Eva and Lindsay. Eva was steadily swinging, while Lindsay was whimpering on the platform.
"Eva, Lindsay, if you guys pull this off, Team Incredible will claim first place immediately and spend a night in the MacLean Spa Hotel." Said Chris.
"I so want that fluffy bed, but…I don't want this!" Cried Lindsay.
"Any day now, Lindsay!" Yelled Chris.
"I'm scared!" Whimpered Lindsay.
"As long as you jump exactly when I tell you, you will be fine! Trust me!" Called Eva. Lindsay nodded.
"Are you ready?" Called Eva, as she began to swing towards Lindsay. Lindsay nodded.
"Now, jump!" However, Lindsay hesitated for the briefest of moments before jumping. Eva had already begun swinging back, and had to reach for Lindsay. She grabbed a fistful of Lindsay's blonde hair, and Lindsay shrieked in pain. Eventually both of them made it to the other side, but Lindsay was rubbing her head painfully.
"You pulled my hair!" Whined Lindsay.
"You didn't jump exactly when I told you to! It doesn't matter now, we made it across. And now, that massage is mine." Said Eva, grinning wickedly. Lindsay pouted.
"Team Incredible has proven to be the must trustworthy team, as they successfully completed all three of the challenges! As a result, they place first in the challenge and get a night in the Spa Hotel!" Said Chris.
Confessional:
Eva: /grinning/ I told them all they shouldn't underestimate me just because I haven't competed in a while, and my team is the immediate winner. Lindsiot's feelings might be hurt because I pulled her precious blonde hair, but hey, at least I didn't let her get eaten by carnivorous piranhas.
Lindsay: /pouting/ Ava is, like, so mean! I don't trust her at all! That said, I am, like, really happy that we get to spend a night at the Hotel.
The next pair were Heather and Geoff. Heather was swinging back and forth on the trapeze, while Geoff was extremely tentative.
"Is it too late to switch?" Begged Geoff.
"Heather and Geoff, if you guys succeed, then you're guaranteed safety from tonight's elimination. However, if you fail, and Team Warriors succeeds, you will need to face off against them in a tie-breaker." Said Chris. Geoff gulped.
"Are you ready, Geoff?" Called Heather.
"Ready as I'll ever be." Said Geoff.
"Go, now!" Cried Heather.
"For Bridgette!" Shrieked Geoff as he jumped. Unfortunately, he completely missed Heather, and fell straight into the pool, where he was immediately attacked by piranhas, and the water turned red.
"Oops." Said Heather. Geoff, beaten and bloody, dragged himself from the water, pulling a piranha from his eye.
"Tough break, Team Lovebirds. For now, if Team Warriors completes this round successfully, then you'll have to face them in a tie-breaker. Alternatively, if Team Warriors fails this round, then they're going to elimination and you're safe." Said Chris. Geoff coughed up a piranha, which flopped around in his palm.
Confessional:
Bridgette: Oh, I bet you that Heather did that on purpose! She just wanted revenge for trying to sway Justin onto our side! She really needs to learn a lesson.
Heather: What can I say, Lover Boy has been getting on my nerves since Season One. Of course, I tried to catch him, but hey, I'm not too disappointed with the outcome. And it's Noah and Blaineley we're up against, so I'm not worried.
The third pair on the trapeze was Sierra and Harold. Sierra was swinging back and forth. Harold sighed, tucked his glasses into his pocket and put on the blindfold.
"Harold and Sierra, you guys are in the same boat as Team Lovebirds. Win this round, and you're guaranteed safety from elimination. Lose, and you may need to fight even harder." Said Chris.
"Whenever you're ready, Sierra!" Said Harold. Sierra waited until she was at the peak of her swing.
"Okay, go!" Said Sierra. Harold did quite a weak jump, but luckily Sierra's long arms were able to catch him and they successfully swung to the other side.
"Woo-hoo! We did it!" Cheered Sierra.
"With a total of two points, Team Cody places second and is guaranteed safety from tonight's elimination!" Announced Chris. Harold took off his blindfold, and reached around for his glasses.
"Huh? What the? Where are my glasses?" Asked Harold, and then Sierra spotted them in the pool.
"Oh no!" She cried, as Harold's glasses were ripped to shreds by the piranhas.
"Are you kidding me? They were my only pair!" Groaned Harold.
"Can you see anything?" Asked Sierra. Harold squinted as much as he could. He could make out Sierra's figure but couldn't see much else. Soon, Beth ran up.
"Harold, don't worry! I have a spare pair of my glasses!" Said Beth, and she popped a pair identical to hers on Harold's face. They were quite large for Harold's small face and his eyes bugged to a massive size, causing Chris to laugh intensely. Harold squinted. Things were still very blurry, but at least he could make his way around.
"My glasses were prescription, but thanks Beth. These'll do for now." Said Harold, smiling.
Confessional:
Harold: I talked to my parents, and they talked to my optometrist, apparently it'll take around a day to get glasses with my script and get them to the Island. So I'll pretty much be blind for the challenge tomorrow. I hope that doesn't hold me back. But to make up for it, I have hearing like a bat. It's because I spent so long dodging bullies that I became accustomed to the sound of them sneaking up on me.
The final pair to complete the trapeze challenge was Blaineley and Noah. Noah stood uncertainly on the platform while Blaineley was on the trapeze.
"Noah and Blaineley, the stakes are high here. If you lose this challenge, you are going straight to elimination. If you succeed, then you have to face off against Team Lovebirds in a tie-breaker." Said Chris.
"Let's just get on with it, my feet are getting numb." Complained Blaineley.
"Are you sure it's not just all the plastic surgery?" Asked Noah.
"I thought you were smart, Noah. You shouldn't piss off the woman who's about to keep you from falling into a pit of piranhas." Said Blaineley smugly. Noah sighed.
"Let's just get this over with." Blaineley waited until the peak of her swing, and then called at Noah to jump. Noah jumped, and grabbed Blaineley's arms. However, what happened next, nobody was expecting.
Confessional:
Gwen: That was seriously the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Blaineley dropped Noah. Straight into the pit of piranhas. Noah screamed in agony, as the piranhas mauled him.
"What the hell, Blaineley?!" Shrieked Noah.
"He was too heavy! He hurt my arms!" Protested Blaineley.
"Are you kidding me?!" Cried Noah, as he dragged himself out of the pool, and pulled a piranha out of his shirt and threw it back into the water, and collapsed onto the grass.
"Well, I have bad news for you guys. Asides from Noah's rapid blood loss—by the way, we need a medic over here—you guys have also lost the challenge, being the only team to fail all three of the challenges. That kind of sucks. But oh well, I suppose someone had to lose first." Said Chris.
Confessional:
Noah: /with Band-aids all over his body/ Yeah, I have a pretty clear view of who I'm going to vote off tonight.
Katie: I know Blaineley kind of lost the challenge for us, but Owen directed me onto, like, a landmine, and that was super painful. Then again, Blaineley is, like, super mean. I don't know who to vote off!
Meanwhile, Team Incredible were celebrating their victory with a night at the MacLean Spa Hotel, where they were enjoying all the luxuries that the producers provided for them. Gwen sighed.
"I am so glad that I don't have to sleep in those crusty old cabins tonight. This is the life." Sighed Gwen, who was resting by the pool in her black bikini.
"Yeah, but I don't know how I'm gonna go back once we lose again." Said DJ, who was enjoying a back rub.
"Hopefully we won't lose." Said Trent, who was nearby, playing some tunes on his guitar. Just then, Eva approached all of them, with her MP3 player blaring heavy-metal music.
"Good, just the three knuckle-heads I wanted to talk to." Said Eva, smirking. Gwen raised her sunglasses.
"What do you want, Eva?" Asked Gwen.
"Where are Lindsiot and Tyler?" Asked Eva.
"Probably hooking up in some bush somewhere." Commented Trent astutely.
"Excellent. I need to talk to you about them. Obviously, they are what is dragging our team down, and they need to go home immediately." Gwen, Trent and DJ looked at each-other tentatively.
"I don't think so, Eva." Said Gwen. Eva's eyes widened.
"Are you kidding me? Lindsay has the IQ equivalent of a broccoli, and Tyler has literally the worst hand-eye coordination I've seen in a person. This morning, I saw him put toothpaste on his toothbrush, and miss!" Said Eva.
"True as your points may be, all six of us came through in the challenge today. It was a team effort and I think that we can only go downhill if we start turning on each-other." Said Trent.
"Tyler was of no help today, it was sheer luck that DJ made it through the minefield today. And Lindsay almost lost us this night in the Hotel until I stopped her." Said Eva
"Look, why don't we wait until we actually lose a challenge, and then we decide." Said Gwen. Eva scoffed.
"Whatever. I'm off to the gym." And Eva stormed away.
Confessional:
Gwen: Eva has a solid point, but Tyler and Lindsay can come through on occasion. Besides, I like them both. Oh god, what this show done to me? I used to not like anyone!
DJ: I don't know why we're even having this discussion, frankly. Unless Eva was coming to us for an alliance. Which, maybe for extra security, would have wise to accept, but like Gwen said, we should probably wait until we actually lose before we start planning who to vote off.
Far away from the luxurious spa hotel, the contestants on the losing teams were moping over their victories. Duncan was sitting on the steps of the cabin, carving a skull into the wooden step, when suddenly he heard a noise coming from behind the cabin. Curiously, he went to investigate, where he found Scott and Courtney viciously making out with one another.
"Well, I'm interrupting." Chuckled Duncan. Courtney and Scott both noticed him and broke apart.
"Gah! What are you doing here, you animal?!" Shrieked Courtney.
"Seriously, princess? Pit-Sniffer again? I thought you guys were over." Said Duncan.
"We are. Like, definitely." Said Scott.
"Then why are you goin' at each other like dogs in heat?" Asked Duncan. Scott shrugged.
"Just for fun, I guess."
"Why do you care anyway, Duncan?" Asked Courtney. Duncan's eyes widened.
"What? No, I don't. Duh. I don't care about your stupid love life." Scoffed Duncan unconvincingly. Courtney grinned wickedly.
"Hah! You're jealous!"
"Am not!"
"Oh really, so you won't mind if we just continue?" And Courtney and Scott resumed kissing. Duncan scoffed and marched away.
Confessional:
Courtney: There is no way that Scott and I are getting back together, but I love the fact that it drives Duncan crazy! That's payback for what you did to me, Duncan!
Duncan: Pshaw, I don't give half a hoot about Courtney, nor who she's kissing either. But seriously, Shark Bait Scott? What does he have that I don't? Maybe Courtney's into freckles.
At the elimination ceremony, all of Team Warriors were gathered at the campfire pit. Noah was covered in bandages, and he was glaring at Blaineley, who was filing her nails.
"Well, it has been a tough day for Team Warriors. Katie, you were blown up by a landmine. Noah, you were attacked by carnivorous piranhas. As for Izzy and Sadie, you were almost killed by sharks." Said Chris.
"Pshaw! I could have taken them!" Scoffed Izzy.
"Nonetheless, on top of all your failures, you have come out on the bottom, and now must face the dreaded elimination ceremony." Said Chris. Katie and Sadie held hands in anticipation, hoping it wouldn't be one of them voted off first.
"For this season, we are once again using our most trademark symbol of invincibility, the marshmallow." Said Chris, pulling a marshmallow out of his pocket and eating it. Owen began to salivate.
"I have on my plate, five marshmallows, but I count six members of Team Warriors. The one contestant who received the most votes for elimination will be sent home in the Boat of Losers." Said Chris.
"Oh my gosh, Sadie! I hope it's not you!"
"Aw, Katie! I hope it's not me too!"
"Both of you, shush! It's time to begin the ceremony." Said Chris, and Katie and Sadie fell silent.
"Izzy, the Team Captain, you are safe." Said Chris, throwing Izzy a marshmallow. Izzy gobbled it up happily.
"Katie, Sadie, despite your respective mishaps today, neither of you received any votes, and therefore both of you are safe." Katie and Sadie squealed and embraced in one of their trademark hugs as Chris threw them their marshmallows.
"This leaves Noah, Owen and Blaineley. Owen, you were pretty much useless in the challenge today, and your lousy direction-giving is what got Katie blown up. Nonetheless, you are still safe." Said Chris, throwing Owen a marshmallow, who cheered.
"This leaves Noah, and Blaineley. Both of you royally screwed up your last chance at redemption." Said Chris, while Noah glared at Blaineley.
"Just give me my marshmallow already." Said Blaineley.
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Noah smirked as Chris threw him a marshmallow, while Blaineley's jaw dropped in horror.
"Are you kidding me? You all voted me off?" Cried Blaineley in disbelief.
"That's what you get for what you did to Ezekiel, you traitor!" Cried Izzy. Blaineley scoffed.
"Whatever, crazy girl. This game just got fifty percent less foxy, and fifty percent less—"
"Old." Commented Noah, and the remaining five members of Team Warriors burst into laughter. Blaineley seethed in rage.
"You know, I'm shocked that you're this surprised over your elimination, Blaineley. Surely you picked up on the fact that your team kind of hates yo-OOHF!" Yelped Chris, as Blaineley swiftly kicked him in the crotch and marched down the Dock of Shame.
"So long, Pain-ley! We have no room for people over the age of sixty on this team!" Said Izzy triumphantly.
"I'm only twenty-five!" Yelled Blaineley.
"She's actually forty-two. Don't tell her I told you." Snickered Chris.
Chef Hatchet escorted Blaineley into the rubber dinghy, who was struggling not to get her dress wet. However, her heel tore a hole in the boat and it began to deflate rapidly.
"Ouch. Hope you like swimming." Chuckled Chef, and he walked away, leaving a sinking Blaineley.
Cabin 1 – Courtney, Beth, Sierra.
"Ugh, I can't believe that Gwen, Lindsay and Eva get to spend a night in the Spa Hotel, and we're still stuck in this dump." Groaned Courtney. Just then, a cockroach emerged from under her bed and Courtney shrieked.
"It's not that bad, I guess. Since there's only three of us, we each get our own bed." Said Beth.
"I blame Duncan and Cody, they completely failed us in the challenge today." Said Courtney, before she was met with a pillow in the face from Sierra.
"Don't say that about my Cody-Wody! He tried his best, but Duncan dropped him on purpose!" Said Sierra. Courtney cracked a smile.
"Speaking of that, ladies, what do you say that when we lose, Duncan is the one to go home?"
Cabin 2 – Duncan, Cody
Since Trent, DJ and Tyler were celebrating their victory at the Spa Hotel, Duncan and Cody were left alone in their cabin. Cody was visibly nervous and tried to go to sleep.
"Look man, I'm sorry about what happened today." Said Duncan. Cody turned over in his bed.
"Really?" Asked Cody.
"Yeah. I didn't mean to drop you." Said Duncan. Cody smiled.
"It's okay, man." Said Cody, and he went back to sleep. However, he turned back over.
"Are you apologising so you can form an alliance with me?" Duncan grinned.
"Guilty." Cody scoffed and went back to sleep, but quickly turned back over once more.
"Say we do make an alliance. Who would we vote off first?" Asked Cody. Duncan grinned, and began to lay out his plan.
Cabin 3 – LeShawna, Bridgette, Heather, Izzy, Katie, Sadie.
"I still can't believe you dropped my poor Geoff into that pool!" Cried Bridgette.
"Oh, get over it, Surfer Girl. At least we didn't lose." Scoffed Heather. LeShawna promptly threw her pillow at Heather, and it hit her on the face, quite hard. Just then, Izzy, Katie and Sadie returned from the elimination ceremony.
"Oh yay, you three are back." Said Heather sarcastically.
"Wait, where's Blaineley? Is she..?" Asked Bridgette.
"Yep! That back-stabbing, Zeke-pushing, two-timing, fake-tanned, fake-blonde, celebrity wannabe is gone!" Cheered Izzy.
"Thank goodness, now we don't have to listen to her whine about sleeping on the floor." Said LeShawna.
Cabin 4 – Alejandro, Geoff, Justin, Harold, Noah, Owen
Noah and Owen walked into the cabin, where Justin was applying his night-cream, Alejandro was already resting and Geoff and Harold were playing cards.
"Who got the boot?" Asked Justin.
"Blaineley. At last." Scoffed Noah. Geoff was particularly excited by this news.
"Anyways, so, we're still a bed down. Who's sleeping on the floor tonight?" Asked Justin. Harold stared at him.
"It's not going to be me again! Owen and I already gave up a night of sleep for you guys." Said Harold.
"Oh, and, er, due to my injuries from today's challenge, I've been told that I must sleep in a bed tonight. Doctor's orders." Stammered Noah.
"Oh, uh, yeah, me too." Chuckled Geoff. Justin was less than thrilled with this news.
"I told you guys this yesterday, my modelling contract requires a certain degree of comfort!" Said Justin.
"It's only fair, Justin." Said Harold, grinning wickedly.
"Unless you want to get into bed with one of us?" Asked Noah. Owen winked at Justin and he shuddered
"No. A thousand times no." Said Justin.
"On the floor, then." Said Noah. Justin and Alejandro begrudgingly walked onto the floor.
Confessional:
Justin: Those geeks will pay for this. My face is my job and if I get anything under ten hours of sleep every night then my eyes will bag, and that is the kiss of death in a modelling industry.
VOTES:
Izzy: I vote off that scum-bag Blaineley. She deserves it for what she did to Ezekiel!
Owen: I think I'm going to vote off Blaineley. She dropped my little buddy into a pool of piranhas!
Noah: Blaineley. Blaineley. A million times Blaineley. If I could vote an infinite amount of times, each and every one would be Blaineley. Okay, maybe one or two of them would be the annoying twins.
Katie: I couldn't decide between Owen or Blaineley, but at least Owen is, like, super nice. I vote off Blaineley.
Sadie: Blaineley has, like, got to go.
Blaineley: I vote off that stupid egg-head Noah. It was just as much his fault that we lost the challenge!
Blaineley – 5
Noah – 1
Eliminated – Ezekiel, Blaineley
Still In – Katie, Sadie, Trent, Lindsay, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth, DJ, Gwen, Owen, Cody, Sierra, Izzy, Tyler, Courtney, Harold, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Justin, Eva, LeShawna.
Hope you guys liked this chapter! Some of the Blaineley fans out there might be a little peeved, but rest assured this isn't the last you've seen of Blaineley!
'till next time,
~The Drama Machine