One day Vegeta went into the woods for training. He put on his training suit and took a large basket with him because he happened to be hungry and wanted to search for some mushrooms. In this attire he went to his favourite training place. But you won't believe what happened to him there!
It was a time when woodcutters saw the trees of the wood off. But strangely different from what they usually did, when Vegeta went to the woods, the trees didn't just fall to the ground when they where sawed down, like normal trees. They ran after him, chased him and fell to the ground several times!
He fired a Garlic Gun at the pines and beech trees, that followed to kill him and they exploded, blood sprayed the whole environment and sticks flew through the air. This was a pretty good training.
At last he found the mushrooms growing in a clearing and because they smelled so good he ate them all voraciously. He ate so much of them, that his stomach came out of his mouth, laughing he pushed it back into his body and suddenly he felt a bit strange...
He awoke by loud screams. Then he saw them running through the bushes: The Spartans! Vegeta screamed as he turned Super Saiyan. His aura was so hot that the armours of the Spartans molted at once and they themselves also. And then came the Persians!
He screamed so loudly that their brains flew out of their skulls and they fled in panic.
And then Vegeta saw him: King Xerxes! He rode on a giant Persian cat swinging his two-handed sword. Vegeta growled: "WOOOOOAAAHHHH!" the sword broke with a shuddering sound.
King Xerxes fled in panic and his brain scuttled after him.
Then Vegeta took a shovel and dug a hole to the centre of the Earth. There he met the Meerkats. He asked them where there is a great lava fountain because he needed to go to Mars for some time. Vegeta sat with his butt on an underground volcano and soon a fountain of lava came out and this is how he managed to fly to Mars.
But he didn't want to stay there for too long since it was too cold on Mars and he forgot his jacket and scarf. On Mars he met the Martians. They were tiny, had smooth red skin and a tail, and if you pulled it they spit fire. Just as planned...
After that he flew back to Earth, went to the next supermarket and stole a sausage. When he flew away with it Goku saw him and wanted to have it. Goku could fly faster than Vegeta and the prince thought: "If I cannot have the sausage, then no one should have it."
The he took the abducted Martian, pulled his tail brutally and the spray of fire burned the whole sausage. Goku cried...
Later Vegeta returned back to the underground and often trained in a secret gym. While he was training he often heared the Meerkats partying...
And if they didn't die vomiting, they lived happily ever after.
THE END