You guys don't know what real pain is unless your hair had been pulled by five different people, all of whom claim their opinion right.
Do not yell. No...Calm down. It will soon end. She kept repeating to herself. I will seriously shave my head if this goes on another minute.

"And...done!" The stylist(s) announced.

She let out a sigh of relief. When she looked at herself in one of the many mirrors she had noted that they only put up her hair in a clasp!

-huge time skip because wedding preparations are boring and stuff-

The couple were saying their vows, but he didn't pay attention (more like couldn't). He was sitting next to a very gorgeous looking girl who kept winking at him whenever he'd look her way, which was often. Does she not get that this is affecting me badly. He was refraining from doing anything drastic.

"You look handsome, Sasuke." She whispered in his ear.

He shoved his hands deep into his pockets as he blushed, not trusting himself at all. Dammit.

Kushina, on the other hand, was having the time of her life. Messing with him was as good as it gets to her.

Everyone filed into the big ballroom and went about doing wedding-y stuff; dancing and drinking. Kushina noticed her best friend dancing with her brother. How cute.

Sasuke cleared his throat and bent down to her level.

"Care to dance, Uzumaki?"

Before she could answer, Renji had gotten in the way.

"Look at them, that's going to be us some day." He said pointing towards the dancing newlyweds.

What happened next was way too fast for many to register. Some say he was drunk, fell and broke the table, others blamed his cousins, thinking it was only a prank, but not Kushina. Sasuke had slammed his fist onto his cheek so hard; he flew and crashed onto a nearby table. She could do nothing but stare, mouth agape, shocked as he calmly walked outside.

A few went and carried the opted drunk away.

"They thought he broke that table because he was drunk." She said sitting next to him on the grass. They were a bit further away from the manor, watching the clouds drift by.

"...what are you doing here?"

"You're really dumb, aren't you? I came here for you."

He shut his eyes, while trying to do the same to his heart. This girl...

He didn't expect her to wrap her arms around him and pull him close. Sasuke understood that when she pulled away.

"Geez Uchiha, you should seriously stop getting into trouble. I'm tired of cleaning up your messes."

He pulled her back towards him and hugged her tight, burying his face on the crook of her neck. She sighed.

"You're seriously a handful sometimes."

"Thank you, Kushina." The way he said her name then sparked something inside of her. Something similar to the one he use to feel just a week ago.

"And I know, I owe you." He smirked as he pulled away.

"Aww, look at you, catching on and shit."

"Whatever. You owe me a dance."

"I don't owe you shit Uchiha!"

And they continued to bicker up until they were getting on the car back home.

"And I can't seriously believe you threw back the bouquet."

"I didn't want it! Stop bothering me Uchiha!"

"And to think she kept throwing it back to you until you finally gave up."

"Shut up!"

MnMs stopped the car and rearranged them, tired of the two. It was now Hinata and Kushina in the front, them in the middle and Naruto and Sasuke at the back.

All but the two boys eventually fell asleep.

"We have school tomorrow~" Naruto groaned. Sasuke was very much annoyed; he was trying to sleep for crying out loud.

"Ohhh speaking of which, I heard MnMs might go away for a few days!" This grabbed Sasuke's attention.

"This better be good."

Naruto was right. We reached their house at about 6pm when they announced their sudden departure.

"You'll be staying here until I get back Sasuke." His mother gave him a look when he suddenly smirked.

"No staying up too late on school days. No going out after 9, no gaming before schoolwork."

"And absolutely no parties." The twins' mother added. "And you cannot blow up their pants Kushina."

"Ugh fine!" Wait, what?

After what seemed to be like endless notions of calling and rules, they left.

"What was that about blowing up our pants?"

"Nothing that concerns you Uchiha."

"Guys, can't you just stop for today?"

"Peace!" She ran off upstairs. Silence clouded the two before Naruto spoke.

"Bet-cha I can beat you in tekken!"

"You're so on."

"I'm soooo hungry, dattebayo!"

"Whining won't get us food dobe." The house was drained empty of food, and it was 9 so they couldn't go out. They had salvaged a half-eaten bagel from the fridge, which wasn't much for the two, and god knows where the redhead was.

The doorbell rang and they both looked at each other. Kushina had zoomed past them and answered the door.

"Is that pizza?!" Naruto asked, his mouth watering.

"Yes.." she said cautiously.

"How did you get it?" Sasuke eyed her.

"Delivery..."

The two got up and, very slowly, walked towards her. She, seeing as her pizza was on threat, bolted towards the stairs.

"Get...off me!" She thrashed (as much as she could while holding the pizza) as Naruto tackled her to the ground. Sasuke was about to snatch the box before she let out her infamous fury.

She kicked them both (how? No one knows) and ran to her room. After they both recovered they went to her door.

"Shit it's locked!"

"Hahahaha I hope you both die of starvation by tomorrow."

"We don't need you!" Sasuke slammed his fist on the door.

"We don't?!"

"Yes, we don't." He motioned him to move downstairs. Sasuke explained the plan and so it started.

"Customer care service, how may I help you?"

"Pizza hut's number."

"You're out of luck sir, all delivery outlets in your area close after 9."

"Kushina, you are not heartless."

"What, you're plan did not work?" She said through the door.

"We're supposed to be a team! Mum said no fighting!"

"So, you didn't necessarily attack me back then? Go on."

"Ugh!" They gave up. The duo tried playing on the ps3 to take their mind off of hunger.

"Teme, we should try the kitchen again."

He was right. Better eat something inedible than die.

"Hey look!" There was a box of pizza on the counter, and they were sure they checked everywhere last time. How did it get here?

Naruto opened up the box and saw only one slice had been eaten. There was a note taped on the box.

Dear dumb and dumber,
Guess what, I'm not heartless.
With all the hatred in the world,
Queen Uzumaki.

Naruto started smacking food in his mouth, grinning like an idiot.

Sasuke felt a tug on his lips.