After countless beers Nori suddenly became talkative. The two of them never really went out alone, so the feeling that they have a lot in common suspired both of them.
"Ever since you moved back here I was wondering…" Nori began but hesitantly stopped.
"About what?" Fili asked with a coy smile.
"Well since your boy friend is what he is… Who is top?" Nori finally managed to mumble.
"Neither…" Fili replied.
"And how is that supposed to work?" Nori was clearly puzzled.
"We switch all the time…" Fili whispered to him with a mad grin.
"You fucking sleaze!" Nori patted him on the shoulder.
"Hey grandson of the chief – you're already cheating on your boy friend?" One of the non wolf related boys in town suddenly approached them.
Fili never liked Klur, the guy was one of those clearly not believing the old legends, one of those rejecting and taunting those with other hair colors than black in the tribe. In one word he was a fucking-son-of-a-bitch.
"Nah, we're just hanging!" Nori spat back quickly not really feeling like talking with the troublemaker.
"It doesn't look like it!" Ketri, Klur's brother noticed with a mean smile.
KILI! Fili mumbled barely able to focus on anything but the spinning in his head.
"So what's it like to take it in the ass all the time?" Harin another of their friends sniggered.
"Would you like to find out?" Suddenly a voice spoke from behind the three menacing boys.
"Hey honey what took you so long?" Fili asked with a huge smile and a wave of relief come over him. I'm so fucking happy you're here…
I knew I would need to rescue you the moment you decided to do this… Kili replied sending a wave of comfort to his boy friend.
"If I knew you would get this drunk in just an hour I would never have agreed to this night out with your mate…" Kili gently hugged Fili.
"Hey, so you're the famous boy friend?" Klur asked with a lecherous smile. "No wonder he likes tapping your ass…" He taunted the newcomer not knowing or realizing what he was.
"You don't have such a bad ass yourself…" Dwalin surprised both Klur and Ketri grabbing them from behind. "Shall we find out how much you guys like having your asses tapped?"
Both boys glared at the huge bald man. He looked so menacing they realized it was time to split.
"Freaks and bastards!" Harin taunted them yet again and soon disappeared chasing after his friends.
"Time to go home!" Kili told Nori and Fili, and Dwalin carefully helped Nori to the car.
"I'm not driving!" Fili cheerfully announced.
"I've never seen you like this, you're too cuddly to be true!" Kili laughed as his boyfriend who had problems getting into the car because he wouldn't let go.
"Just to you!" Fili replied with a happy grin.
"You'd better, otherwise I'd have to kill you for going out without me!" Kili kissed him and pushed him in.
"Nice wheels!" Klur and his gang approached them yet again, not realizing it was a very bad idea. "I'd like to have a ride…" He spoke in a slow confident voice.
"Fuck off!" Kili told him, he felt the wave of unpleasant emotions radiating from the three.
"We most certainly would prefer to fuck with you!" Harin sniggered.
"These guys are unbelievable!" Dwalin noticed with a grin.
"They are the biggest idiots in the village!" Nori yelled form inside the car.
"Shut up you drunkard!" Ketri yelled back.
"I'll say this nicely and I will not repeat myself. GET LOST!" Kili's voice was in a special tone he only used when stressed. The psychic pressure from the message was so intense all three began shivering not knowing really why there were like that. Go home and get a job and start being nice to people! He sent a clear telepathic message direct to their brains in the form of an order.
Fili was giggling inside the car as both vampires got in. "You know they had knives?" He asked still giggling.
"Who cares!" Kili commented and started the car.
As soon as they started driving a police car stopped them.
"Will this night never end?!" Dwalin gasped from the back seat.
Kili rolled down his window as the police man approached the car.
"Documents and please step out of the car." He told Kili in a firm official voice.
Kili calmly handed his papers and stepped out.
"Hey why the trouble Officer Haynes!" Fili yelled from inside the car.
"Please ignore him, he's drunk." Kili commented dryly.
"I can clearly see that, the question is have you been drinking?" The policeman glanced at the young man he just pulled over. He saw them leave the bar, and assumed it was probable the driver was also drinking.
"No." Kili replied firmly.
"Your papers seem to be alright." The policeman glanced at him with a firm glare.
"Is that all?" Kili asked with an emotionless face.
"Yes, for now." The policeman added. He wanted to take a look at the driver of the posh car ever since he spotted it first time in town. It was a very small community and the news that the chief's heir got a boyfriend shuck most of the citizens.
"This day is fucked up as hell." Dwalin noticed form the back seat. "What are we going to do with this guy? Ori and Dori are still at our house."
"We'll squeeze him in." Kili replied.
"Don't worry!" Fili told the vampire with a confident grin.
"I think I prefer you when you're sober… You're too nice when drunk!" Dwalin complained.
"You just feel jealous you can't get drunk anymore…" Fili laughed carefree.
"Kili save me!" Dwalin laughed towards the driver.
"Hold your shit together until we reach the house." Kili dryly told the vampire.
"Is he alright?" Ori asked worried as the strong vampire carried sleeping Nori into the house.
"Yeah, he's just drunk." Dwalin told the smallest wolf.
"Put him in the downstairs bedroom, Ori you should stay with him." Kili told the wolf.
"What about Borin and Farin?" Fili asked barely conscious.
"They went home, Ori and Dori are officially taking over tonight's night shift." Kili dryly told his intoxicated lover, and without a moment of hesitation he lifted him and carried him upstairs to their bedroom.
"What about Bofur?" Ori gently asked the calm giant, who seemed firm and calm as a rock.
"He's better." Dwalin replied feeling a bit uneasy around the smallest wolf.
"Goodnight then." Ori gently replied in a light tone.
"Goodnight!" Dwalin told him trying not to linger on the wolf's cute delicate face.
"You're too sweet to be true when you're drunk!" Kili complained as Fili refused to let him go when he put him on the bed.
"I was wondering…" Fili gently played with his hair.
"If I'd get drunk by drinking your blood now?" Kili read his mind.
"Yup, that's the question." Fili mumbled.
"You know the answer…" Kili complained.
"EHHH too bad you won't!" Fili shifted pulling Kili down on the bed.
"But we can try…" Kili whispered pressing his lips against Fili's. He shifted his weight on his wolf and pressed against him.
"We've got too many clothes on…" Fili complained in a desperate tone.
"Let me handle that…" Kili whispered and in several swift moves removed everything. "Better?" He asked.
"I want to be even closer…" Fili kept cuddling and complaining.
"We're naked in bed, I'm in your head, how much closer do you imagine we can get?" Kili asked with a grin.
"I want you in me…" Fili mumbled and pulled on Kili's hair to kiss him.
"That can be arranged sweetheart…" Kili kissed him back deeply and grabbed his hips to pull their bodies together.
"Stupid Nori!" Fili gasped feeling Kili enter him gently.
"May we not talk about him just now?" Kili complained.
"But it somehow turns me on…" Fili mumbled. "You now the idea itself…"
"I'll show you want works better for me…" Kili pressed their lips together and flooded Fili with images of himself sprayed drunk across the bed. With images of his muscular legs wrapped around him. With those clear blue eyes shaded with lust.
"I don't find myself a turn on…" Fili giggled. "You're much more fascinating…"
"You're so drunk I should just suck you dry and let you sleep!" Kili taunted moving rapidly in his wolf.
"Let me come first please!" Fili begged as the assault intensified.
"You'd come anyway the moment I bite you!" Kili licked his neck tasting the skin.
"I want you so fucking much it hurts!" Fili gasped feeling his whole body succumb to the pleasure.
"I know." Kili smiled to him and pressed his fangs into his neck, he gently started sucking and Fili bucked against him reaching his orgasm. They both lost themselves in the immense pleasure. Kili gently removed himself and placed Fili more comfortably in bed, he snuggled into him, to watch him breath and count his heart beat all night. Just to make sure yet again he didn't hurt him.