26 June 2015
I didn't even feel like updating today. My motivation felt like it was slapped by a sack of potatoes, and is currently recuperating in the ICU, and that's not very good at all.
So it's a super short one today. This is actually how short I wanted the chapters to be when I started out, actually.
(Before you ask "which forest", it is a random forest. Before you ask "which random forest", there are many forests on Pop Star and we don't know all of them, do we? Noooo.)
14. Adventure
of two completely lost blobs.
Bandana Dee's sniffles didn't manage to catch Kirby's attention, unfortunately.
"I want to go back to the castle," the waddle dee whined, waving another mosquito away. "Ew, gross."
"You're mad! The forest is a nice place to have a super nice adventure!" Kirby cheered, skipping along the dirt path. "Don't be so boring, Bandana Dee. C'mon, expand your horizons!"
Rolling his eyes, Bandana Dee sighed and continued trudging behind the elated Kirby. He wondered why he was wasting his break with a mad pink puffball who was exploring a forest that he already knew like the back of his hand. There was just no end to some people's odd characteristics.
The forest looked like a nice place on the outside, but once you stepped in, it was like, he didn't know, insect wildfire. Literally. You turn right? Insects. You turn left? Insects. You look up? Insects. You look down? Caterpillars on your feet.
"It's probably dangerous here, even if you've been here one million times. It doesn't guarantee our safety," Bandana Dee scoffed, shuddering. He wouldn't have had been so bothered about the insects if they didn't want to bite him and tear off his flesh and eat them for tea time every few seconds.
"The most dangerous things here are carnivorous plants, and they can't move very far. They can eat cows in one bite, but the ones I know here are friendly!"
Bandana Dee hoped that one of the insects which bit him was poisonous and he would die by poisoning and would not be eaten alive by a gigantic carnivorous plant.