Olimar's POV

"Um… we're driving a little fast aren't we?" I nervously expressed.

The President's wife Johanna, was going at least fifteen miles over the speed limit. Since the speed limit here was sixty-five… that's death speed.

"This is an urgent situation Olimar. Urgent situations need urgent speeds!"

"But what if the police catch us?"

"So what if they do?" She blatantly replied, then realized how crazy that sounded and cleared her throat, "Look, we can't wait. This is a dire condition we're in! Who knows what's really going on?"

I decided that there was no sense in arguing with her, I didn't have the complete idea of what was going on myself. But the way she told me, it must be really serious.

When Hocotate Freight came into my sights, I mentally braced myself for whatever was possible to come.

Immediately I was proven right to do so, as the front parking lot became clearly visible; we saw multiple news vans.

My head, almost involuntarily, slowly turned to Johanna, who had a look of dread on her face.

She stated in the most alarming manner, "Oh no…"

Well… here goes nothing…

Johanna's POV

"All right, who called the news!?" Were my raging thoughts as I pulled into the lot.

Seriously, who do these guys think they are? Sticking their noses in such a matter like this! Okay… maybe this is an interesting story… but there are lives at stake here! The last thing we need is the paparazzi barging in and complicating things further!

The second I put the car in park, my rear was out of the seat and I was charging up to those nosy wannabe story breakers!

I noticed that little office runt outside in front of those reporters, once again she appeared to be struggling.

My eyes locked on my target; those media, and I charged right for them.

"What about the missing people? How do you go about finding them?" They bombarded the poor girl with questions, "And the deliveries? Why are they getting lost?"

I rammed myself into the small woman, effectively shoving her behind me.

"Hold just a second you uncouth journalists! Who are you to barge into this!?"

They were shocked at my audacity, and then they recognized me.

"You're the president's wife! Perhaps you could fill us in? Why was your husband arrested? Why is Hocotate's best shipping company falling apart all of a sudden? Could it be this is the downfall of a once wonderful business?"

It irritated me how meddlesome and condescending these guys can be, through gritted teeth I explained, "We'll get it fixed very soon, now off with all of you! Get out of here before I call the police!"

I really didn't want to, but if I say I will they might go away, and that's what I want.

"And we'll see who the downfall is on then." I shot back.

Reluctantly, they did leave. To be honest if I could sock them and get away with it I would have. As I watched them drive away, I kind of wished that I did. But my husband was already behind bars and if I did something that would risk me being thrown in the cell right next to him, poor Olimar would be on his own!

Olimar came by my side, "Are they going to leave us alone?"

I shook my head, "For now it seems, most likely they'll be back."

I suddenly realized something and mentally kicked myself for it, "Ugh! Nine times outta ten me chasing them off like that! They must realize for sure something is going on now! Shoot!"

Olimar put his hand on my shoulder, "It'll be okay, we just have to get this situation resolved before the unthinkable happens."

"Then on that note, let's get to work!"

We both rushed through the front doors, where all the action was at.

In the depths of space...

"Psst… did you hear?"

"What?"

"I just heard on the radio that Hocotate Freight is under suspicion for scandalous activity."

"No way!"

"Yes way! The newscaster just said the team they sent out was forcefully and angrily turned away by the president's wife. Far out huh?"

"Ya know… now that I think about it…"

"What?"

"I once conflicted with somebody from Hocotate Freight."

"Oh did ya?"

"Yeah… the guy was a professional, highly regarded among the Hocotations, traveled in a ship titled, S.S. Dolphin."

"What kind of name is that?"

"Who cares? This is an excellent opportunity for me to get revenge on him!"

"Talk."

"I'll think of a way… real quick here…hehehehehe…"

"How 'bout this, while you're thinking, I'm going to watch TV."

"What about the missing people? How do you go about finding them?" They bombarded the poor girl with questions, "And the deliveries? Why are they getting lost?" The newscasters reveled in their nosy nosiness.

"Hold just a second you uncouth journalists! Who are you to barge into this!?" That makeup faced, crazy woman the President calls his wife suddenly burst into the scene.

My eyes went to the background, and I saw somebody strangely recognizable.

"Hey dude!"

"I'm thinking right now!"

"Look! There's that guy you were talking about!"

"WHAT!? Where?"

After watching him for a few seconds, his eyes did a happy dance, and he snickered gleefully, "Oh… I got an idea now."

"What is it?"

"He's at the company right now… okay, I need some research done…"

"What for?"

An evil grin smeared across his face, "The man has a family… and I'm going to find out where they live…"

Author's Note: OH NO EVILS! EVILS! XD

Hope you all are excited because I AM! AND HYPER! XD

Because I am playing Hyrule Warriors with my pplz whilst writing this! and it is early in the morning! (not really) but still! XD

So much funny stuff has happened and I definitely want to write about Hyrule Warriors! XD I think it'll be funny!

C'est la Vie!

AND SEEEEEE YAAAAZZZZ!