President's POV

I didn't care that I looked like a thug in this jail outfit; I jumped out of this car and I started to celebrate like it was no one's business!

I saw Olimar and his family were all okay, which is very good. I couldn't help that something was missing though…

"Honey!"

The voice of my wife stopped me in my tracks, I saw that she had parked the car at the edge of the police line and flung the tape above her to get to me.

"My lovely wife! You're okay!" I rushed to her side and threw my arms around her. She might blacken my eye because of how stupid I was all this time but I love her so much!

She firmly pushed me in front of her with a stern, yet kind look on her face and said to me, "You know honey, you are ridiculous!"

My face dampened in mood, until she replied, "But I guess you wouldn't be the husband I know and love if you didn't." She grinned, "Come here you ridiculous fool!" She grabbed my shirt tightly and pressed my lips against hers.

I swear there were fireworks; I remembered quickly that this was exactly the way I felt when I proposed to her and she said yes. Needless to say, I returned the affections among all that chaos.

Olimar's POV

Those fiendish space pirates were booked and jailed immediately, they posed such a danger to us that I don't think they'll ever be let out.

An officer took our witness statements one by one; when he finally got to me I had a lot to say.

"I don't want those guys out. They endangered my family and I'll never forgive them!"

The officer nodded and wrote that down.

I also told him, "You better get that down with a sharpie because I'm not changing that!"

He looked up at me, "I… don't have one of those. But I will see that this doesn't change."

"Thank you."

The officer left, I was just about to return to my family when I noticed the President approaching me.

"Captain Olimar! So glad to see you're safe! Indeed, yes."

He clearly wasn't aware of this, but he had lipstick on his lips and a little bit of blush on his cheeks. It was a chore to not laugh. Could you blame me? I never thought in a million years that I would see the President like this! He's in a jailbird outfit, and he's got makeup on.

"We're fine sir." I replied while trying to choke back laughter.

"Of course! Very good! I think we can get back to our duties very soon, yes."

"Well that depends on when we can get everything back situated and as normal as possible sir."

"Oh, we can do it! We can do anything! We have the power!" The president struck an epic pose, and I just lost it. I couldn't contain my laughter anymore.

"What's so funny Olimar?" He asked.

I used my finger to make a circular motion around my face, hoping to communicate to him that he had makeup on his face without saying anything.

"I'm not quite that good at sign language Olimar I-." He had looked into the review mirror of a police car and froze when he caught his reflection.

"Oh my!" He grew flustered instantly, "Y-you, You!" He fidgeted, "You saw nothing!" and he ran away fast.

Before I could go back to my family, Johanna appeared in front of me, "Oh what has gotten into my hubby now?"

I shrugged, "I guess this whole thing." Trying not to laugh again.

"Oh well what can you do? Anyway, thanks for all of your help Olimar. You certainly made good use of yourself."

"Thank you very much. I just hope there'll be no more surprises when I try to spend time with my family."

"Likewise for me. That hubby of mine just has the itchiest feet ever! He can't sit still for a million bucks!"

I chuckled, "Oh well what can you do?" I repeated what she said.

"Just tolerate him I guess, and whack him when necessary." She impishly smiled at me.

"That's it." I confirmed.

I'll admit, as much as the President gets on all of my nerves at times, he can be a pretty funny guy.

Author's Note:

So this is getting close to the end! ^.^

Hopefully I wasn't TOO mean to the poor president, but it was so funny! I'm sorry I took so long to update this like I said before, but this darn will of mine! It's crazy. :p

I hope you enjoyed! :D Laters!