Janelle whispered "Who are all those guy's?"
I pondered "...I don't know..."
we came up to a gray door, with a dark pink M on the front,
it opened itself, and we see the Madstress herself, sitting at a desk.
she smiles "BROTHER! SISTER!
come in!
Senpai, bring them some chair's will you?"
He nods, and quickly brings the two of us some chair's, we sat down at the desk, utterly confused.
Our legs begin to shake in fear.
Madison smiles "Why are you so scared?
we're friends after all, or siblings rather..."
I stare "Are we? after all this?
You tried to kill me Madison."
She laughs "AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Bruh.
I had to get the TARDIS here somehow."
I stare confused.
"Get..the..TARDIS?"
She nods.
"Didn't you think it was weird you ended up in Florida of all places?
where you 'conveniently' could find our friend Janelle.
I mean, I couldn't just ask you for the TARDIS key without reason, and frankly I didn't have the time to come up with one, after all, i've got a lot to do."
I sighed "Then why?
why didn't you just let me come when you killed the President?
WHY DID YOU EVEN KILL THE PRESIDENT?!"
She laughs yet again "AHAHAHA.
I didn't think you would care bruh,
you never seemed to like him very much."
I groan "That doesn't mean I wanted him DEAD."
She "Bruh,
if you must know the reason, it was a backup, just trying to kill YOU, might not have been enough for you to bring along the TARDIS, I needed you to realize the whole world would be in danger.
and yet I couldn't rely entirely on that, I know you're not a big fan of the news, so you might not see it when it first happened, and if you didn't see it then, you might never want to see it, and so you might never realize it's me.
get it?"
I hold my hand on my head.
"...Yes.
now why don't you tell me why Keaton is here?"
Keaton smiles "She told me everything, about how she's a Time Lord,
and how she's going to conequer the universe...
we'll rule it together!"
I laugh "Haha,
did she say anything about how she used to be a man too?"
Keaton simply stares.
"N-no."
I laugh "Oh i'm sorry, did I blurt that out?"
The Madstress replies "Grrr...
whatever...
Keaton, please direct Corey to the outer rims of space."
Keaton turns his head.
"Huh?"
The Madstress groans "BRUH.
THROW HIM OFF THE SHIP!"
Keaton screams "WHAT?!
You didn't tell me we were gonna kill him!"
The Madstress replies "Oh? sorry... did I leave that part out?"
I simply stare, not saying a single word.
Janelle runs up to her.
"PLEASE MADISON! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
WE'RE THE DREAM TEAM! WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS!"
The Madstress replies "Bruh.
Don't you get it?
Madison never existed! I. AM. MISSY!"
I reply "She did exist, and she still does.
she's just buried.
buried in your evil."
I then grab out my Sonic Pencil,
and point it at her.
"TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING!"
The Madstress pushes down the pencil.
"I'm impressed...
where'd you learn how to make a sonic device?
a comic book?"
I smile "Not exactly..."
Madstress replies again "Now tell me Corey, what exactly do you plan to DO with it?"
I laughed whole heartedly "Something I realized in studying Doctor Who for so many year's..
a Time Lord's heart beats at a very fast pace, one good PUSH from a Sonic Device,
could easily give you a heart attack."
Madstress rolls her eyes "Oh right, like you would kill your best friend, I on the other hand..."
She grabbed her Laser Banana from earlier out, peeling it down, revealing the laser.
Janelle simply stares from behind us.
"What...what...what..."
I then explain "Oh, i'm not scared of you...
because you won't kill me either, and I know why..."
The Madstress laughs again.
"Then please explain to me,
just WHAT is stopping me from killing you right here and now?!"
I smile "Why don't you listen to my hearts...
and find out for yourself?"
The Madstress screams "...
WHAT?!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
YOU-"
I nod.
"Turns out we've been best friends for a lot longer than we thought..."
Keaton looks to Madison.
"Huh? what's he talking about?"
Madstress drops her laser banana.
"Turns out we have the Doctor right here with us after all...
I should have known..."
END OF CHAPTER