A/N-This chapter is based off of 'Grand Slam, thank you Ma'am'. Suzanne's second ex-husband, Jack Dent, wrote a book about his personal life and he put in a chapter about his so called sexual experiences. Which we find out later were lies to make himself look good to the public. So what was Jack really like?
Jack Dent loved baseball, there was no doubt about that. He loved it since he five years old and for the longest time it was just a sport to have enjoyment and get exercise without having to do all those stupid jumping jacks and what ever else those teachers had us do in gym.
But when he got into high school, he started noticing how the girls just got excited over watching him play. It even got him a date for the junior and senior proms and the girls got even more excited when he got baseball player of the year.
Baseball then even opened more doors for him, he became the star of the Atlanta Braves and he even met his beautiful ex-wife because of it.
She became Miss Georgia World and she was asked to pitch the first ball as a game of the Braves….that was the most feeble pitch that he had ever seen, old ladies do better than that! He had laughed until he his side ached. But she was beautiful! Down to the bone beautiful.
After the pitch, she went to go sit in the stands and during the 2nd inning of the game, Jack had hit the ball and had landed in her lap! So Jack went to go apologize personally and after that was history.
They were married for two full years, everybody wonders how Jack and Suzanne kept from killing each other while they were married and even what was the greater wonder was how Jack remained so dogged faithful to her the whole time.
But after they divorced, Jack had more women and did things more than his book ever mentioned!
But my only question is….how do you do that on skis?
From the unauthorized biography of Jack Dent by Sand ~n~ Sable.