19 November 2015
I couldn't find the Skyward Sword case so I just put the disc in some PS3 Call of Duty case and stuck a post-it: "Skyward Sword"
I know the chapter title is super very really good okay i KNOW
32. Movies
of horror with lots of bad effects.
"What is it today?"
Kirby held up a stack of disc cases bound together by a rubber band. "Movies!" he cheered as he precariously tilted on the window sill.
"Movie room's closed."
Instead of a reaction of disappointment, Kirby grabbed the nearest fabric—the curtain, caked in layers of dust—and began to dramatically dab at his eyes. "You're not rejecting my presence today! I'm doing a good job..!"
Dedede scowled. "Only 'cause you never get out even when I tell you to."
"Lies. I would say your pants are on fire, but you aren't wearing any." Leaping off the window sill with cases still in hand, Kirby placed them on the ground and swiped off the dust streaks on his face. Then he strutted over to the nightstand where Larry—Bob? Larry?—was throned and then rested his chin in front of the plastic plant with a mock-dreamy sigh. "How are you doing, Larry?"
In an attempt to defend himself: "I keep it there for oxygen."
Almost instantly, Kirby whirled around, nearly knocking the entire nightstand over. "Larry can do that?!" There was a newfound interest prominent in his eyes. "Hey, I didn't know! I mean, since he's made of plastic, and all—"
...Oh. Whoops. "Not that! To give people the... impression that there's oxygen and it's not stuffy!"
"You have visitors in your bedroom?! I thought I was the only one who invaded this place!"
"Get out."
"So, I have some discs here. Action? Romance? Mystery? Horror?" One by one, Kirby flicked open the cases. "I have three actions, one romance—oh, no, wait, I cracked the disc because it was bad. Never mind." He shut that case close and attempted to fling it at the trash bin. He missed by a mile and it landed dangerously close to larry. "I have one mystery—oh, I put a horror inside this case! Whoops, no mysteries, either—"
In the end, Dedede permitted one horror movie, and Kirby finished the popcorn half a minute through it.