"So you're telling me, you had a total of five chances to meet me, and you didn't?! "
Kushina fiddled with the hem of her dress and tried to focus on the task at hand. They were suppose to be assisting anything that needed assistance, the wedding was three hours away and both bride and groom were already getting dressed as we speak. The theme was mint green and navy, judging by the tight fitted mini dress she wore and his own undershirt.
"Uzumaki,"
"Well I guess everything's good to go; Ai must probably need my help or something," she laughed awkwardly and bounded on her heels.
"KUSHINA!"
She continued to run for dear life until reaching a posh looking door and flinging it open and locking herself in.
I'll just stay here till I'm needed.
"UK,"
"OH GOOD GIDDINESS- what the hell are you doing, who hides in the shadows anymore?"
"Could you help me with this," Itachi held up a tie.
"How come no one's here?"
He offered a weak smile in response. Kushina threw her hands in the air and muttered 'screw it' before starting on the tie.
"You ready for this?"
"Yeah..."
"I'm going to forgive that one lie, just this once, now speak."
"I often wonder sometimes if I'm making the right choice, if it's too soon..."
"If things would've been a little different," she offered, adjusting his collar with a smile. "Life sucks,"
"Tell me about it,"
She stepped away and clasped her hands, "You skipped the girlfriend part though,"
He pocketed his hands and shook his head, "You'll always be my girlfriend,"
"Aha, be careful when you say that, can't have your wife thinking shit about you," Kushina sniffled and wiped away some stray tears, before laughing bitterly. "This is why I hate letting people in," She held out her hand when he tried to get closer, "Save a dance for me Itachi, I have to go anyway,"
"Kushina..."
"Name your first child after me weasel,"
Later-
"And do you, Uchiha Itachi take Iwasaga Ai as your lawfully wedded wife?"
His dark orbs drifted to the veil that was his bride's face, anticipation making his closest figures hold their breath as they awaited his now slightly delayed answer. A last look was casted to his best man, who although displayed nonchalance barely hinted encouragement, before he muttered the obligatory words.
"Oh I'm so proud of you dear," his mother cooed before reaching for his neck. She called Sasuke over and did a little group hug, eliciting a mock 'Aw!' from Kushina who snapped a picture.
"We can hug better!" Naruto hollered before pulling his mother and squeezing Kushina between them.
"HEY- This is awkward you - NARUTO!" She struggled fruitlessly.
"HINATA-CHAN!" the blonde squeezed her beside Kushina (as if there wasn't enough space already), "UZUMAKIS FOREVER!"
"A-a-no-" Hinata turned crimson at the implication before going limp.
"Hinata-chan? Hinata-"
"Good going you idiot."
"But it's true!"
"Not all of it," Sasuke walked over with pocketed hands before slinging one over his girlfriends shoulders, "This one's an Uchiha."
Kushina sneered, "Not in a million years."
"Hn," he dropped to one knee, eliciting a strangled gasp from the redhead towering over him and before she could muster up the courage to say something he started tying his shoes.
"You...DID YOU JUST PLAY ME!" she whacked him upside the head, unsatisfied with him now sprawled on the floor and attracting attention before stomping off.
Meanwhile-
"Kushina-chan," whispered a girl, extending her hand with a comforting smile to the pissed off redhead who, at that time, didn't notice two shady men with a bag behind her.
Oh how trouble loved to find her.
Naruto sized up the Uchiha annoyed, wondering what was so important he had to interrupt their dancing.
"Kushina's been kidnapped," he stated in a scruffy, impatient voice, "We have to go."
"Kidnapped?" Naruto repeated with a raised brow, "Who's dumb enough to do that? I'm sure she's just up somewhere laughing her butt off at how riled up you are!"
"Naruto-kun," Hinata spoke softly next to him, "She wouldn't want to cause a scene at Itachi's wedding; there's no other explanation..."
"Could you check the girl's restroom Hinata?"
"How long was she gone?" Naruto asked seriously.
"Thirty minutes..."
"...you need help man..."
Naruto fished out his buzzing phone from his pocket, his blue orbs scanning the bright screen as he slowly grinned relieved.
"Kushina's safe, more or less-" He shook his head when Sasuke snatched his phone and read the message.
Narutard, I am supposedly being held captive by Kiba's sick ex. Currently, she's at my left tied up and gagged along with four other guys, don't ask, just get me a chocolate sundae to this address and don't tell Sasu-babes. Well, hey there duck butt, I knew you'd probably snatch his phone and that shiz. What're'ya waiting for? Come get me.
He smirked devilishly while thrusting the now useless device and bolting out of the reception, ignoring his family and his best friend calling him as he rounded a corner with one thought in mind,
Should he add whip cream?
As promised, she was found pacing around the room barefoot, the silver heels sprawled near a wall and five figures tied up in an abandoned factory. Her blue orbs darkened as she neared closer to his calm stature, and she pressed her lips gently to his before hugging him tightly.
"What took you so long?"
"...long line at Baskin Robins."
"You got me my sundae?"
"With extra fudge."
"I wove you duck butt," she cooed in his chest, causing him to blush with a slight pout.
"Say it properly," he growled, glaring down at her cherry head.
She pushed herself deeper, as if there was any space between them, "I love you Sasuke,"
"Hn, you forgot the 'kun'."
"I didn't forget, I simply refuse to say it."
He dipped her head gently before capturing her lips in a much more forceful kiss. His heart thumped faster as she ran her fingers in his dark locks before tugging, a short moan against his lips hinting she wanted more. Sasuke detached his lips before pressing them against her neck, eliciting a whimper of approval.
"S-s-sasuke!" He pulled her up and wrapped her legs around his waist before backing her up on a wall. Her mint green dress rode up against his roaming hands, and he smirked once his fingers touched not the cotton of panties but soft leather that was-
"Biker shorts," he breathed against her ear, his chest heaving slowly.
"C-c-caution.."she sighed, hands falling to her sides.
"You're quite sensitive," he blew into her ear, trying to keep a straight face when heat gathered at her cheeks, "Is that why you keep distance?"
"W-we uh, have to go...Itachi..."
"But you taste amazing," he whispered, leaning in sluggishly, "Especially here," his lips swiftly captured a spot on her neck which he'd found was her weakest, and her legs tightened around him before she gasped his name.
Once he was satisfied with the eerily visible love mark on her neck, the very first and the beginning of many to come, he got her on her feet and brushed her tendrils out of her face.
"What?" She asked, cocking her head to a side and pouting.
"Hn," I'm glad. That's all.
"And this maze was said to be one of the oldest pilgrimage spot in history. Some even test their love based on an old folk tale; two of the paths always meet so if you all want to try it-" Kakashi sighed as he watched most of the students striding to the indoor cafeteria, before muttering 'screw them' and pulling out his orange book.
"Kushina," the girl in question looked up to her boyfriend glancing at the maze with interest. "Come."
"Hey - I hate puzzles and - DAMMIT SASUKE I SUCK AT BEJEWELED! I'LL GET LOST!"
"Come on sis it'll be fun!" Naruto cheered, disappearing into a path after Hinata walked in a different one too.
"Excuse me," Sakura walked between them and entered the path he had formerly choosen for Kushina. He glared at her retreating back before directing his girlfriend onto another.
"Ah shit-" Sasuke cursed, holding his left wrist with a slight cringe. Kushina's eyes softened to his bewilderment and she moved to inspect it as always. An idea popped in his head. "Come find me Kushina," and he ran into a random path while clutching his wrist.
The redhead was very compassionate when it came to injuries that weren't inflicted by herself, a cute twist to her negative self.
He found the end in a matter of minutes, which was a white stone bench situated at the joining point of two different entrances. The young Uchiha sat down and shifted his onyx orbs to the right path, waiting for his girlfriend to emerge and slap the shiznut out of him. Minutes past and still no sign of red and blue, he began to get worried; what if she already met the end, and it wasn't with him? What if this was all some cruel trick to break up couples? What if she was genuinely lost?
"Duck butt!" She appeared from the right entrance panting, "I ran for such a long time and now I'm tired! How am I suppose to make it until dinner it's freaking tacos tonight-"
She screamed when he scooped her up and spun her around like they were in some sort of field full of flowers, before dropping her due to his forgotten injury and landing unceremoniously on her butt.
"Oh wait," she dug into the bucket bag on her shoulder and pulled out a clean roll of bandages and a tube. "This soothes any type of pain, I knew something like this would happen."
They sat on the bench, and Kushina started to undo the old bandages with care before applying a good layer of cream with feathery touches.
"When's the last time you changed this?" She asked, all her concentration on perfectly re-wrapping his hand.
"Yesterday,"
"Well you should change it before and after you sleep, and - are you mocking me?" She scoffed at his smiling dark eyes with a little bit of curiosity; what could he be thinking? "Oh, this maze worked or something..."
"I'm glad. That's all."
"...me too..."
"Remember how I use to owe you a lot, and I know I shouldn't be doing this but...can you do me a favor?"
"Depends," she answered uncertainly with squinted eyes and folded arms.
"Be my date to homecoming, prom, graduation after party, any outings or weddings, parties and eventually marry me and have seven kids?"
"Wait wait hold up," she started counting off what he said with her fingers before tapping her chin, "That's like approximately a lifetime debt, I'm talking those kinds where your grandchildren shoulder the burden of; are you really up for it? I'm a mess~"
"Aa,"
"If that grunt was a no then this is freaking awkward," she paused, waiting for him to clarify, "You chose to give me the benefit of the doubt, reckless move there dude but meh, I'm free next Saturday?"
He smirked with pocketed hands, "It's a date then."
"...me too..."
[A/N: if you guys are still here, CAN YOU FEEL THE RELATIONSHIP GOALS EFFING UP THE PLACE! And now I admit, I have based this story on what I would personally prefer to read so...if you like it, favourite it, if you hate it, criticize me and if your feeling the in-between vibe then...this is a free country mate, around the world?
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Ps, they're still in the abandoned factory and the five peeps tied up are conscious.
I'm evil. Muahaha.