A/N-On the episode, 'I'll be home for Christmas', Suzanne had hired a store Santa to play a joke on Anthony and Charlene and the Santa robbed Mary Jo on Christmas Eve! They caught the crook and he's in prison, what happened to the evil Santa?
Hmmm, dark theme. I don't think they named this 'Santa'. I did. The name is my creation, not the character, he belongs to Linda Bloodworth-Thompson and CBS.
The cell door opens and in walks Santa. He wasn't there to give presents or spread joy.
His real name is Steve De Lurch, he was a bum and he knew it, stealing from kids on Christmas day but he couldn't help it, he felt if he couldn't be happy, why should other people? He then noticed how the song 'Rockin' around the Christmas tree' was playing over the speakers and throughout the jail, the powers that be was trying to throw some Christmas spirit in this hellhole.
The doors closed and he heard this metallic clang. That sound was enough to get the joy out of anybody.
Steve started to sit down on one of the lower bunks when he heard this voice,
"Hey, Santa"
The voice was dark and moody, Steve felt a hard tingle go down his spine.
He looked up and he saw a BIG black man, about 6 foot seven inches. He had a blue scarf tied around his head, and he was slowly walking to him and talking in a even voice,
"Why are you in here, did you kick some elves?"
Steve's heart started pounding and he said, "N-no….I,I…"
The big man says,
"I'll tell you what I think, I think you knocked off a house…"
He leans in and whispers,
"On Christmas Eve…." (His voice then goes into a normal tone ) "…And I think that stinks" Steve just tries to mutter, 'Well, I just felt like I deserved…" The big man growls, "Even I wouldn't do that"
Steve gulps then asks,
"Well, what are you in here for?"
He puts his hand on the wall and says,
"Assault and battery but I just say I beat the pulp out of a piece of garbage"
Beads of sweat came out on Steve's brow and he thought 'This won't end good!'
Steve asks nervously,
"What are you going to do?'
The man smirks and he just says,
"Nickel, what do you think we should do?"
Steve watches some huge feet with motorcycle boots on, hit the floor with a thud and he looks up and sees a bigger white man than the man standing before him but more bigger in muscle than height, and he has a beard and he says,
"Merry Christmas to me"
Steve doesn't remember much after that.