'The Incridelbly elite, bona fide blue Blood Beaumont Driving club' was about Suzanne and Julia getting into this social club, well, Suzanne wanted in it way more than Julia but they didn't want Suzanne because of her pet pig Noel and how she won all those beauty crowns. I thought on it and came up with this twist, I hope you like it!
After the diaster of the Beaumont Driving club, Suzanne felt like she needed a vacation, so she went to the Bahamas and being Suzanne, she found a vacation spot for Noel, her pig. A PIG FARM in the upper part of Georgia! That woman actually thought that she, Noel, a beautiful pig like herself would actually like going to a pig farm and and roll around in ugh, wet dirt!
It wasn't like Noel could tell her no, so she went...very unhappily. Charlene tried to tell her that she didn't think Noel wanted to go but Suzanne just dismissed it with a wave of that beauty hand. That man Anthony took her up to the pig farm and the other pigs greeted her in a friendly way. She wasn't being mean to them but she just kept to herself and a few days later when she was looking around the farm, she found a old hand mirror buried under some loose dirt.
At least she could look at her beautiful self and make sure her pink skin stayed beautiful. The other pigs tried to get her to join them in that...yuck, MUD but she said a friendly 'No, thank you''. Even pigs have manners thank you. She knew they were making fun of her for not getting in the mud and looking at herself at all times in the mirror and wearing her diamond necklace but never mind them! They were silly in that brown mud! Didn't they know how tacky they were?
One day Noel got herself on the fence and she thought it was a perfect spot for her to look down on those lowly pigs and make fun of them! It was working for awhile, she would gloat and look at herself in the mirror but then...it happened! She should have really known it would happen, she fell in that old, brown mud!
But really...after fussing and squealing for awhile, she found that it felt good! It was soft on her skin especially after the hot Georgia sun! She found that the other female pigs were actually nice, really. Especially 3 of them who reminded her of some other ladies...who was they?
A few days later, that man Anthony came and got her and even tho she squealed protests, she went back to Atlanta. Suzanne was glad to see her and even commented how healthy she looked and patted herself on the back. Charlene looked at Noel and said that 'Yes, she seemed healthy and somewhat relaxed but she knew something was bothering Noel' Charlene seemed to have a mind of a animal.
Now Noel had her own 'Incredibly elite, blue blooded pig farm'.