This will be another crossover chapter-Richard Bull who played Nels on 'Little House'. He played a character on Designing Women named Everett Anders, he was a man who had proposed to Bernice, the only problem was Everett proposed to every woman he meets! So...please read and enjoy. And review!
Everett was 4 generations removed from his grandfather Nels Olson but he was very close to him, at least in spirit. He was told that Nels had died at least 2 days after he was born but there was plenty of letters describing his life with his wife Harriet and it was told that after she died of T.B.; Nels had went a little wild with the freedom and he had warned every male born in his family after that from grand children to great grandchildren and on that to be wary of women who hen peck.
Maybe that was why Everett loved women but he could not see a life with any of them. He proposed to them out of habit then he left them, he gathered that there was a stream of women who wanted to see him hang but then...one day they stopped taken him seriously but then he moved from the cold state of Minnesota to Atlanta, Georgia and a woman named Bernice Clifton accepted his proposal!
His friend Bert got him out of that one...he dodged a bullet on that one, he would have rather have eaten dirt than be married to that one!
A/N-This was my 2nd draft on this piece of work, I did one but wasn't comfortable with it. The last line about eating dirt comes from the episode 'Getting married and Eating dirt'. A reporter from New York actually said that people from the south actually eats dirt!