Chapter 7: Rolling Around at The Speed of Sound

(Bolder Bowl Galaxy)

Mario and Sonic arrived at his galaxy that looked like a bowling alley with several ramps. However, as soon as they landed, a swarm of Octoombas attacked them.

Sonic- Looks like they sent the welcoming committee.

Mario- It's too bad they'll never learn.

Mario knocked three of them away with his Luma spin attack and Sonic knocked another three away with his spin dash. Once all the Octoombas were defeated, a cage in the center of the area opened up, revealing two rock mushrooms. At the same time, Mail Toad, Bank Toad, Yellow Toad, and Blue Toad came out of hiding.

Blue Toad- Mario, Sonic, are we glad to see you!

Mario- Tails told us you tried to go after the Power Star located in this galaxy.

Bank Toad- That was Captain Toad's idea. Now he's trapped on the other side with monsters running around.

Sonic- I guess this means we'll have to rescue him.

Then Mario and Sonic saw the rock mushrooms.

Sonic- More of your power-up?

Mario- Yes, and you'll have to use it too to help get around his galaxy.

Sonic- It better not make me look silly.

Then Mario and Sonic ate the rock mushrooms and turned into Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic.

Boulder Sonic- At least it looks better than that cloud power-up. How does this one work?

Boulder Mario- It's like a heavier version of your spin dash. But I doubt the weight of the rocks will slow you down when you're rolling.

Yellow Toad- ZZZZ…use the ramps…ZZZZ…to reach Power Star…ZZZZ…

Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic looked at each other.

Boulder Sonic- Does this guy sleep the whole fanfiction?!

Boulder Mario- Probably. He does sleep a lot. Ok, you Toads stay put while Sonic and I find Captain Toad. Hopefully, he's not in too much trouble.

Then Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic turned into giant boulders and dashed over the ramp to the next area.

Boulder Sonic- So that's why they call it Boulder Bowl Galaxy. Almost feels like we're bowling. But it wouldn't be the first time I used myself as the ball while bowling.

Boulder Mario- I honestly don't know how you do it, Sonic. My head is still spinning from all that rolling.

Boulder Sonic- I'm just used to it I guess.

Up ahead were more Octoombas, spiked bushes, tar pits to slow them down, and a rolling Chain Chomp. And standing at the end next to a large crystal was Captain Toad who was trying to break open the crystal with a pickaxe.

Captain Toad- Must find the Power Star…

Boulder Mario- Toad!

Captain Toad- Oh! Hi there, Mario! Hi there, Sonic! You looking to the Power Star too?

Boulder Sonic- Actually we were looking for you.

Captain Toad- Me?! You don't need to worry about me. I'm the fearless leader of the Toad Brigade and I can…

Then Captain Toad saw the Chain Chomp about to roll him over and barely got out of the way.

Captain Toad- Ok…maybe I could use some help.

Then Boulder Sonic turned into a boulder and smashed the large crystal to pieces, revealing a star pad.

(In another part of the Boulder Bowl Galaxy)

Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic arrived at this huge metal ball floating in around in space. But as soon as they landed, the metal sphere they were on began to rumble. Then Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic saw this machine rolling around like a boulder. When it stopped rolling, it was revealed to be one of Eggman's robots, but it was being piloted by the two most unlikely characters imaginable. Orbot and Cubot.

Cubot- Let me drive it!

Orbot- No, it's still my turn!

Orbot and Cubot continued to argue and slapping each other in the face while Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic just starred at them, not believing what they were seeing.

Boulder Sonic- Orbot? Cubot?

Then Orbot and Cubot noticed Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic.

Orbot- Mario and Sonic are here?!

Cubot- I see Mario, but where's Sonic?

Orbot- You mean to tell me you don't see Sonic standing right next to Mario?

Cubot- All I see is a hedgehog made out of stone. Sonic is a blue hedgehog.

Orbot- Look at Mario! Sonic is obviously using the same super power as Mario!

Boulder Sonic- Typical of those two idiots. How on Earth did Eggman let Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb over here pilot one of his machines anyway?!

Orbot- Actually, the doctor doesn't know we took his Egg Roller for a drive.

Boulder Mario- This is just ridicules. Let's just leave these two be and find that Power Star.

Cubot- Power Star? I know where that is!

Boulder Sonic- You do?

Cubot- Sure. It's what's powering the Egg Roller we're driving.

Orbot- Cubot, why did you tell them that?!

Cubot- What. I was just trying to be nice.

Orbot- Cubot, need I remind you Sonic is the enemy. And second, now they know we have the Power Star which is gonna lead to us fighting them now.

Cubot- Oooh…I didn't think of that…

Boulder Mario- How does Eggman put up with them every day?

Boulder Sonic- You're guess is as good as mine. But let's try to make this as painless as possible for them. We own them that much.

Orbot- Dream on, Sonic! If you want this Power Star, you'll have to get past us and the Egg Roller!

Cubot- Goodie! I get to drive it now!

Orbot- I said it was still my turn to drive!

Then Orbot and Cubot went back to yelling at each other while slapping each other in the face.

Boulder Mario- Almost like watching the Three Stodges except there's only two of them.

Eventually, the Egg Roller began to chase after Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic. Eventually, Orbot and Cubot lost sight of Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic.

Cubot- Where'd they go?

Orbot- They have to be around here somewhere.

Then Orbot and Cubot were startled when they felt something ram into the Egg Roller from behind. When they turned around, they saw Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic in their boulder forms charging into them from behind.

Cubot- You're doing it wrong! Let me do it!

Orbot- No! Let me!

Then they began fighting again and they accidentally pushed the rolling button. The Egg Roller curled up into a ball and began rolling around like crazy. And Orbot and Cubot were having trouble controlling the Egg Roller now.

Orbot- This is way too fast!

Cubot- MOMMY!

The Egg Roller rolled around the metal sphere they were on over and over again uncontrollably. Still, Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic still had trouble dodging it. Eventually, Orbot and Cubot found the breaks and made it stop rolling.

Orbot- God damn it! That…was unpleasant…

Cubot- I think I'm gonna hurl…

Orbot- You're a robot. You can't hurl.

Then Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic rolled into the Egg Roller again and this time it blew up when they hit it. Then Orbot and Cubot fell to the ground as the Power Star flew out of the Egg Roller's wreckage. Orbot and Cubot looked up and saw Boulder Mario and Boulder Sonic standing above them.

Cubot- I guess this is the end. Farwell cruel world!

Orbot- Just make it quick, Sonic.

Boulder Sonic- What are you two talking about. You're no threat. Nuisance maybe, but not a threat.

Boulder Mario- We're just taking this Power Star and leaving. You two are free to go.

(Back on the Luma Starship)

Mario and Sonic returned with the Power Star they got from Orbot and Cubot. As soon as they landed, they were greeted by Tails and Luigi.

Tails- Sonic, did you and Mario found the Power Star?

Sonic- We did and boy are you not gonna believe this adventure.

Luigi- Hopefully it went better than what happened between Ty and Kirby.

Then Mario and Sonic saw Kirby and Ty completely soaking wet and still dripping water from their bodies.

Ty- And I thought letting DK driving me Bunyips was a bad idea!

Kirby- We still got the Power Star.

Ty- But you totaled me Sub Bunyip! You know how hard it will take to fix, mate?! Not to mention, we almost drowned down there!