A/N-This chapter will be based off the episode, 'Oh, what a feeling'. The van that belonged to the design firm, broke down on the side of the road with Anthony and a client so the girls without Mary Jo, went to go buy a new one. The man almost signed them into buying a ' $ 600 orange'.

Let's see what happens to Stan, that's his name by the way, after Mary Jo gets through with him.

A lot of bad things has happened to Stan lately, he stopped making sales so the used car lot that he worked for had let him go, they tried to be polite and said it was because of 'management moving around' but he knew the truth. He just was dead weight, he seemed to be on a down slide since those 4 women and that black man came that night.

His wife left him and took thier 3 kids...said he wasn't being 'a satisfying husband or father', he knew what he was doing and just couldn't stop himself. He couldn't even get a job being a groundskeeper with some woman named Mrs. Frike. The woman was just a nightmare...and her huge ASS.

So, since he didn't have a home, they guys at work sneaked out a old Chevy Van that they never could sell even to hippies and gave it to Stan to live in.

Stan was just driving around Atlanta up into the nighttime, just thinking and he just turned on the radio to basically fill in the empty, open space around him and the 1970's song, 'Chevy Van' by Sammy Jones came on.

'Ironic' thought Stan and he laughed. He found himself driving in a park , hardly anybody was around that time of night, he saw the mosquitoes dancing in the light while the music played and he started to drive off to a new destination when he saw...her.

She was a young woman...she had copper red hair, crystal blue eyes and a smile that he loved to see on women...and it didn't hurt that she had a body to kill.

He slowed his van down and she came slowly walking up to him, he got out of the van and he said,

"Hello"

She gave her beautiful, blinding smile and said a simple, "Hi"

They walked around each other in a slow, seductive dance and he said,

"I'm Stan"

She just puts her thumbs in the loopholes on her pants and she says,

"I'm Janet"

He asks her,

"You just walking around in the dark Janet by yourself or waiting for somebody?"

She lays the top part of her body to the van and says,

"Just doing some thinking, the night air helps me think"

He smiles and walks up to her and asks her,

"What are you thinking about?"

She smiles like Mona Lisa and puts her chin in her palm and says,

"I'm thinking that I'm tired of thinking"

He watches her slide all over the front of his van like a cat in heat. A part of his body 'rises to attention' and he asks,

"What do you want to do?"

She gets up and walks over to him until she is just inches from his lips and she says,

"You'll see"

Just then they lip lock in passion, high sexual passion and they somehow get to the back of the van where he has a mattress made up. Not just a mattress and pillows made up but made up for a sexual passion time, blue sheets with more than two pillows. He and Janet tear each others clothes off and just let them lay on the ground and they get in, they enjoy each others bodies with the 70's music station playing in the background, bringing the heat of the moment higher and higher. 'Chevy Van' not only plays several more times but 'Love to Love you baby' by Donna Summer then finally...

A heavy knock comes on the door and somebody says in a very gruff and loud voice,

"Open up!"

A harsh light from a flashlight is shown in their eyes and the door is thrown open and Stan asks,

"What is going on?"

A police officer then says,

"We are in the search for a teenage runaway, 16 with red hair, blue eyes and wearing..."

The officers flashlight goes down to the girls clothing then he says,

"Those clothes. I think we have found her, haven't we Janet?"

She purses her lips and Stan asks,

"Janet?"

She sighs then reaches down for her clothes and starts to get dressed under the sheets then says,

"Sorry Stan"

He looks around confused then the officer says,

"You get dressed too sir, you're under arrest"

Stan looks shocked then asks, "Me?" The officer nods his head then says,

"Yes, for contributing to the deliquency of a minor and I'm sure there will be other charges when it's said and done, come on"

Stan gets dressed then when he does, the officer puts Stan's hand behind his back then puts cuff on them and Stan thinks,

'At least I'll get three meals a day'

'Chevy Van' comes on for the third time and Stan and Janet are escorted away by the arresting officer while his partner turns off the radio.

A/N-There was a officer on the show's episode that escorted Anthony to the firm after finding him walking in the rain so I had to include the officer. Have you ever thought how many shows have police officers in them in some way or another? LOL.

I hope you enjoyed this and please review to let me know!

Sand n' Sable