A/N-This chapter will be based off 'Tornado Watch', a tornado was coming to the large city and on that same day, the girls had Bernice, Big Daddy, ( the man who was the daddy to the hillbillies from the woods that the girls had to dance with in a earlier chapter ) Mister Elmer Peace who was a client that had to stay with them . So this will be a fun and crazy chapter!

I guess you could say that Julia lives tho she will not be in this little story.

Far up in the atmosphere, above the clouds is Bernice sitting in the center and on two other clouds is Big daddy on one cloud happily laying down then he puts his chin in his hand and rests on his elbow and Mister Peace lays down on the 3rd cloud and he is on his back acting like he is swimming on his back with his arms and legs slowly moving in a circular motion then Big Daddy says to Bernice.

"I don't know how you did it little lady but this is the best thing I've ever done! Even dancing with that little filly"

Bernice just smiles her crazy little, half cocked smile then Mister Peace says.

"This is so relaxing, so peaceful...Mrs. Clifton, may I say that these past few days have been so exciting ! My life has become so...exciting! Something that I thought I would never say"

Bernice then tells them. " Thank you. I thought this would be more fun than staying down there . You know, I love being with Julia and the girls but the only thing exciting Suzanne likes to do is look in mirrors. That's no fun looking in mirrors all day long unless you live in a house of mirrors. I like being with Anthony and Charlene but she has that new baby and it just sucks up all her time so I thought this would be fun to chase after storms this way"

Mister Peace then asks Bernice a very important question.

"Are you sure we will be safe?"

She smiles and tells him.

"Oh, sure, I put up a mega troth .10 force field around us"

Big Daddy makes a face and asks.

"What ? A mege wron? What are you talking about?"

Bernice shakes her head and shrugs her shoulders then says,

"I don't know, I heard them talk about that on Star Trek so I assume it's safe and I made one"

Just before she starts to push a button on a lit up computer generated machine, a visitor shows up. Detective Trudy Brown, who went undercover as Vanessa Hargraves suddenly appears before them with a serious frown on her face and Bernice says.

"I didn't summon you up, what are you doing here?"

Detective Trudy says in a firm and clear voice. "I'm here to keep you out of trouble, I met you a couple of times and I know the trouble you get into"

Bernice makes a 'ugh' sound then Mister Peace gets a lewd face on him then he says,

"Hey, brown sugar, why don't you come up here?"

Trudy looks at Bernice then she asks in a disgusted voice.

"Did he just make a come on at me?..."

Then she looks at Elmer Peace straight in the eyes then asks,

"Aren't you married?"

He sits back and starts slowly waving his arms back and forth like he was earlier then he says. "Not here". Trudy makes a disgusted look and Bernice says, "I think you better go, things are getting a little unsettled" Before Trudy can say anything, Bernice blinks her eyes and Trudy disappears then Bernice says, "I thought she would never go..."

Bernice then happily turns to her weird machine and she says in her loud, crazy tone. "Oh, this looks like a good one to go to, a tornado in 1938 in Bellvieu! Hold on to your nuts! Here we goooooo!"

Bernice swirls her arm in the air and the guys hoop and holler like cowboys at a rodeo and they go flying in time and space .

A/N-Okay, I'm going to leave this to you to if you think Bernice and friends really did this or not! LOL. If you read all my previous chapters with Bernice in them, starting with 'Bewitching Women' you might see a theme I'm going with in my chapters around her!

Please read and review.

Sand n' Sable