A/N-I got my episode chapters a LITTLE mixed up, this one which is going to be based off of 'Payne grows up', should have been before my last one, 'Storm chasers' with Bernice and the fellas in but oh well, let's go on. In Payne grows up, Payne gets married . They never showed the baby so in my chapter, 'Favorite Uncles', I had them have a girl and they named her Sonya. So this will be about her birth.

Bear in mind, Sonya was not an actual character on the show, she is my creation to be Payne's daughter.

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Julia, Mary Jo, Suzanne and Charlene come running with excitement into the hospital waiting room and Julia's son, Payne gets up and goes over and hugs his mother and she asks. "Has she had it yet Payne?"

He does his best to calmly say. "No. Maybe we should not have come with the time for the baby being so close but she wanted to come. You know Slyvie was never close to her parents so she wanted to come but I should have thought...". Julia smiles as does everybody but Suzanne who just rolls her eyes and Julia says. "Calm down Payne, actually, I'm glad she went into labor down here, now I get to be here" Suzanne then says. "Just stay calm down Payne, babies are born everyday in the strangest of places, why, I just watched some show the other night about babies being born in some place called Ethiopia and those women just shoot them out like that, so if they can; you can bet that she can in there!"

Payne just looks at his aunt like she just bit her lip and Julia says. "Thank you Suzanne for that information, I'm sure that bit of news will help Payne in a big way" Suzanne smiles then says, "You're welcome". Charlene and Mary Jo look at each other than Charlene asks. "Is there anything that we can do for you Payne? Call somebody?"

Payne shakes his head then says, "No, I called Slyvie's parents in New York. In fact, I was lucky to catch them at all, they were going to leave for Europe" Mary Jo goes and sits down then asks, "What do you plan to name the baby Payne?" He thinks on that for a minute then says. "Well, I like Miles for a boy and Sylvie has asked if it's a girl to name her Sonya, after her twin sister that died"

Suzann rolls her eyes then sighs then says. "Here we go with the homosexual names again! See Julia? You started something!"

Julia hits her with her purse than Payne asks. "What is she talking about?" Julia shakes her head then says. "Nothing. Your aunt has lost her mind, which as we all should know was when she turned one and the mirror in her crib broke"

Mary Jo and Charlene snicker then Payne wipes his brow then says. "I just feel like I'm dreaming, like I'm going to wake up and this won't be happening. I just wish something would happen to show me I'm not dreaming" . Suzanne reaches into her purse and pulls out a large cell phone then says, "Well, if that's all you want..."

She punches a button on her phone and a car alarm beep comes sounding out, so loud that EVERYBODY in the waiting room turns to see her and Mary Jo asks. "What's that?" Suzanne says. "It's my cell phone...had to pay a pretty penny but it's worth it. I bet in 20 years, everyone will have one of these babies"

Julia grabs the phone away then says, "Well, until then, you can just put this thing away"

Payne is trying to hit the hearing back in his ear when Julia says, "Payne, why don't you go check Sylvie?" Payne asks in a loud voice, "What?" His mother says again in a louder voice, "Why don't you go check Sylvie?" He nods his head and goes running to her room.

Julia looks at her sister and says. "Let's go sit down and try not to cause any more trouble"

Suzanne sighs, "I wasn't causing trouble, I was being helpful Julia. He said he needed something to show him he wasn't dreaming" Mary Jo then says, "He meant somebody just to give him a push or a slap on the face not something that sounds like the warning bell of invading troops!"

Suzanne rolls her eyes and they sit down and wait.

Several hours later, the women are still waiting when a young man walks in. He announces himself. "Hello Mrs. Sugarbaker". Slightly flushed, Julia says. "Hello Scott". Charlene then says. "Why, hello Scott, we haven't seen you since Payne's wedding when you and Julia almost slept together because she was drunk but she didn't because Julia loves Reese and she would never cheat on him, even in a drunken state. Isn't that right Julia?"

Very embarrassed and wanting to crawl under the nearest couch, she weakly says, "That's right Charlene. Thank you for saying all those things...I had almost forgotten about that drunken episode, thank you very much for reminding me" Proud of herself, she says, "You're welcome Julia"

Scott tries to hide a smirk of laughter and Julia shakes her head then Scott asks, "Has she had the baby?" Julia shakes her head then says, "No, all we can do is wait". Scott then says, "Well, let's sit down then" They all sit down to wait and drink coffee that Mary Jo has brought up.

Thirty minutes later, Payne come busting in the room and all the women and Scott jump up and Julia asks. "Well?" Payne gives a mile wide Georgia smile then says, "Sonya is born!"

Everybody jumps up and yells and throws Payne congratulations.

In a little while, beautiful baby Sonya is bought to the baby window for all to see and everybody oohs and awes over the baby then Julia says. "Oh, I can't believe I didn't bring a camera" Suzanne says, "Oh, don't worry about that..." She reaches in her purse and brings out a brand new camera that's covered in chrome then she says. "I'll just use this new camera that I got today" Charlene asks. "Suzanne, where are you getting all this new stuff? New camera, new phone" Suzanne focuses the camera then quickly says. "Home shopping network, good show, I like it" Mary Jo asks a question, "But why are both in chrome?"

Julia then says, "That should be fairly obvious Mary Jo, she can use them as mirrors. She can look at herself when she takes a picture and when she talks. "

Everybody laughs and continues to fawn over baby Sonya as she sleeps in peace...not knowing the crazy world that is out there. And right in front of her.

A/N-Cell phone's were just coming out in the 80's and when they started, they were HUGE! Small suitcase size.