Stray bird

by Jauney boy

"Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." crack pairing. Rated M for lemon and maybe swearing.

4. Status update

This story has put on hiatus out of respect for the passing of Monty oum. I have not discontinued it, I just won't update in a very long time. But I still have most of the new chapter written. It's just that I've lost most of my motivation since monty's death.