-Previously on a Twist in Reality-
Garmadon- He was bald, had no teeth, couldn't chew, always crying, couldn't walk, couldn't even walk, I mean like what am I going to do with this kid. I don't want a hairless-
Lloyd- Shu- Shu- Shut It! Zip. * He repeats as Garmadon carries on*
Lloyd in anger hits the fire button.
Garmadon who had lost his voice and dropped his popcorn, let his jaw hit the floor.
"I have nothing to say to that..." Garmdon groaned as he finally hid his face and recovered his voice.
"Then stop interrupting the movie ,Brother." Wu sighed.
"Well I felt I had to say, something in tradition of this ridiculous movie." Garmadon shot back.
"Don't make me hit, you." Wu growled, raising his staff with intent to smack his brother with it.
"Shutting up now." Garmadon cowered, shooting a nervous glance at his brother.
-POPCORN BREAK-POPCORN BREAK-POPCORN BREAK-POPCORN BREAK-
Wu smiled in satisfaction, setting down his staff as his brother cast him a wary glance.
Dragon Mech- Mega missile mode
Lloyd's dragon Mech begins shooting a boatload of missiles out of everywhere, and they attack Garmadon along with his army.
"One word..." Kai deadpanned. "Overkill." The fire ninja shook his head, and Lloyd remembered that he had to close his mouth in some point.
"That like... destroyed half the city!" Skylor gasped.
"Some hero." Jay muttered.
"Sadly, I'm inclined to agree." Sensei Wu admitted.
Lloyd crossed his arms and shook his head in shock; he wasn't about to verbally agree that the movie him was the hero he had ever seen, but it was true.
A shark minion lands safe and sound and lets out a breath
Shark minion- Phew! Just one day 'till retiremen-
He is promptly blown up by a stray missile.
"Oooh- that looked like it hurt."Kai cried as Garmadon winced.
"Indeed, I suppose most of his retirement funds will go to hospital bills." Called out Zane from where he sat.
"Did they ever get payed ya' think?" Dareth inquired.
All eyes shot to Garmadon.
"Don't look at me!" The exasperated elder cried out in frustration. Then under his breath- "Geez This wasn't actually me!"
The dragon comes down to get a better look at the damage, and to see Garmadon's condition
Garmadon- *Cough* Where'd that come from? *cough* Your missiles are very accurate ,Green ninja! Too bad for you, I upgraded all of my shields. That's all I seem to have at the moment, some upgraded shields...
Lloyd- Face it ,Garmadon, you will never take over ninjago; so why don't you just give up and go away for good!
Garmadon- Well anything's open for discussion
"Spoken like a truly weak supervillain." Garmadon huffed.
"Really?" Lloyd asked.
"Yes, a good supervillain never compromises to work with the enemy. He crushes them beneath his heels and-" Garmadon stopped as everyone smirked at him.
"When you were evil, you worked with us to get Lloyd back." Kai pointed out.
"I walked right into that didn't I?"
"I'm afraid so my dear." Misako sighed.
Garmadon- Oh, yeah, except That! Shields down! Here catch *throws bomb* Shields up
Lloyd struggles to catch the bomb, and dropping it, lands face first next to it.
Lloyd stuck his head in hands and let out a long embarrassed groan; meanwhile everyone else was laughing their heads off at movie him's expense.
Garmadon laughs followed by his army
Garmadon- Did you see that?
Minion- who taught you how to catch ,man?
Another minion- Nice catch ,Loser!"
"Hey ,idiot, the bomb's still next to you!" Lloyd shouted at the screen.
"I can't watch!" Jay cringed, covering his eyes.
Lloyd- Oh yeah? Well take this!
Lloyd picks up the bomb and throws it, and it flies behind him and lands on the back of his dragon.
Kai snickered, and Lloyd face palmed.
"Dude... Movie you-"
"I know!" Lloyd shot Jay a murderous glare, quickly shutting the lightning ninja up. "It's already been established that our movie counter-parts are idiots. So can we please stop rubbing it in each other's faces?" Lloyd begged.
"Nope." Cole responded, throwing a piece of popcorn at the Green Ninja.
Lloyd blocked it, and then a wry smile flit across his lips.
Cole could only gulp in worry.
Garmadon- Funny, who taught you how to throw?
Lloyd- Funny you ask... Uh no one. because I never had a dad to play catch with me.
Garmadon- Well it shows. Ha-that was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
"If I may borrow one of your many cliches, that is adding insult to injury. I have developed a rather strong dislike for your movie counter-part ,Sensei Garmadon." Pixal spoke sadly.
"You and me both." Garmadon assured.
Lloyd stood and moved behind the row of seats, mentioning something about stretching his legs.
Lloyd- Or teach how to ride a bike, or shave.
"A little young there don't ya think?" Kai asked over his shoulder at Lloyd. The young teen was banging his head on one of the dark walls of the room.
"Let me out please!" He shouted at the ceiling, hoping desperately the writer would spare him from anymore humiliation.
No response.
Lloyd- Or *tenses up as a bomb goes off* Or how to diffuse a bomb!
"Yup that's what dad's teach all their children." Jay grinned.
Garmadon- You know what's funny? I know how to do all those things.
Lloyd-Do you?
Garmadon- Oh, good to know!
Garmadon- It's just sitting there, idle in my brain. Just wasted away, never taught them to anybody.
Lloyd- Mhm.
Garmadon- And they'll probably die with me.
Lloyd- Really.
Garmadon- When I die. If I die.
"Can you die as a supervillain?" Jay asked.
Garmadon shook his head, and grinned slightly. "Wouldn't you like to know."
"I don't wanna find out." Lloyd moaned as he plopped down in his seat. "I've had enough evil father encounters to last me a life time."
Misako nodded.
-(Author's note)-
Well, it's been a bit, but I've been drowning in school. (Not to mention my family is moving houses). Anyway, it's been kind of hectic in my life. My deepest apologies for the pathetically short chapter, but I needed to get something up, and fit it into my time schedule. I really hope to have more up soon, and I hope you all have an awesome week.