Previously on A Twist in Reality-
"Can you die as a supervillain?" Jay asked.
Garmadon shook his head, and grinned slightly. "Wouldn't you like to know."
"I don't wanna find out." Lloyd moaned as he plopped down in his seat. "I've had enough evil father encounters to last me a life time."
Misako nodded.
POPCORN BREAK POPCORN BREAK POPCORN BREAK
Lloyd- Argh! Just-just leave Ninjago already!
Garmadon- I will never die.
"Well that answers that." Jay deadpanned.
Lloyd- And get out of my life!
Garmadon- Wha- get out of your life! Pfft. Really kinda personal isn't it?
Kai and the other ninja facepalm.
Kai- Uh oh.
Jay- Oh man.
"Surely, you must have figured it out by now... Right Sensei Garmadon?" Pixal asked the smirking master.
"Sadly, this more retarded version of me, has probably not."
Lloyd- um... ah... No!
"Awkward!" Kai winced.
"But completely understandable. I was in this position... just recently for that matter." Lloyd admitted dryly.
"What do you mean?" Misako asked, and Lloyd looked away. "Nothing."
Garmadon- You got a lotta issues ,Green Ninja, I hope you have the time to work them all out by the time I get back! And when I return, I'll have something really wicked in store for you. Something big!
Man- Wait did he just say he was coming back?
Man #2- Can't those ninja just get rid of him for good?
"Ha!" Jay shouted. "If only it were that easy."
"Yeah, all our villains just keep coming back after they 'die.'" Garmadon frowned as did Lloyd, and Kai realized his mistake. "Not that I'm complaining your back and normal again, Sensei Garmadon."
Man #3- Don't know how, but I bet Lloyd Garmadon had something to do with this.
Man #4- you can say that again.
"Well, looks like movie version of me actually managed to be a bad guy... without even trying!" Lloyd chuckled dryly.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Both Pixal and Skylor asked simultaneously.
"Oh, when we first met Lloyd, he was ten year old candy stealing brat trying to be like his father." Cole chimed in.
"Hey!" Lloyd shouted.
"It's true! And if that wasn't bad enough, Skylor, who do you think released most of the serpentine from their tombs?"
"He what!" Misako bellowed.
Skylor could only wince as Misako began chewing Lloyd out.
"And you should have stayed right where I left you! but oh no! you had to risk the lives of everyone in Ninjago because you wanted to be bad guy! You're the reason the great devourer was released in the first place!" Misako bellowed at her cowering son. "And you-" She turned to Garmadon.
"Oh boy." Garmadon whispered worriedly.
"If it hadn't been for you, our son wouldn't of-"
Misako vanished.
"Um... what happened to Misako?" Jay asked quickly.
"Greetings, ninja, it is I, the writer. Misako has been removed for a few minutes so that she may cool off, and will be returned when she has sufficiently done so. In the meantime, because she must be present for the movie to continue, you will be placed in a temporary holding chamber."
"You can't do that to us! We were just beginning to enjoy this movie!" Cole shouted.
"There will be cake."
"I'm in!" The master of earth decided quickly.
"Writer's pet." Jay whispered.
"It's cake!"
"What happened to 'my body is a temple,'?" Zane asked snarkily.
"I gave up on that." Cole admitted.
A square patch of light appeared on the wall, revealing a waiting room with a chocolate cake on a table, and Cole wasted no time in charging through the door.
"Is this real?" Skylor asked cautiously.
"The cake is not a lie."
-B-
"Man was that cake good!" Cole grinned, wiping a few crumbs away from his mouth and stalking back into the room. Lloyd and Garmadon came to a halt upon seeing Misako standing there, arms crossed and looking ever the imposing mother figure she was.
"Uh, hi mom." Lloyd winced.
"You didn't tell her about the serpentine?" Garmadon whispered.
"I thought I did."
Garmadon shrugged, there not really being much he could say to that.
Once everyone was seated, Lloyd presented his mother with a piece of cake.
"Piece offering?" He asked hopefully.
"I'll think about it."She responded, taking the treat from her son.
With that the chatter died down and the movie resumed.
Garmadon- Is that green ninja still staring at me?
Minion- Yes sir
Garmadon adjusts his mirror and pins it on the green ninja
Garmadon- Ew, what a weirdo!
Garmadon's minions fly over the sea to the valcano.
Minion- Volcano base, this is alpha squad
Minion #2- The bakery cake goes back in the fridge.
"These guys must be dumb as a box of rocks if they have to announce that over loud speaker!" Nya laughed.
"Makes a better minion though. If they can't think, they usually don't question orders." Garmadon clarified.
"It's really scary you know that." Jay pointed out.
"Why? That used to be my profession."
"Hush." Wu interjected.
Random minion- Just passed Garmadon in the hallway; he seems pretty angry.
Female minion- He's requesting a mandatory meeting by the... fire place.
Goon- is that the place with the lava, or the place where people get fired?
Female minion- It's both
"I don't like the sound of that." Wu huffed, casting a sideways glance at his brother.
"Me neither, Wu. Me neither."
In the fireplace room, Garmadon is sipping on a cup of tea.
Garmadon- Well generals, congratulations. We finally conquered Ninjago.
General- I'm not certain we did that.
"Shut up, you idiot, just because movie me is stupid, doesn't mean he isn't cutthroat!" Garmadon called, receiving strange looks from everyone.
"You have such a high opinion of yourself." Skylor pointed out.
"Yeah, yeah, and you don't like me."
"Correction, I didn't like you. You did take over Ninjago and throw all of my friends in Kryptarium..."
"Sorry."
Garmadon- I was being sarcastic! Everytime I try to conquer Ninjago, that meddling green ninja thwarts me! I mean who are these super ninjas? Everytime I come up with a new plan, they still beat me! I mean they don't even have cool suits!
"Hey!" Kai shouted, pointing a glare at Garmadon. "That's low man, real low."
"Tell him that." Garmadon huffed, pointing at the screen.
Garmadon cont.- and you guys have like crab outfits and shark outfits! Maybe we're spending too much on outfits?
General- that sounds right to me.
Garmadon- Oh, come on! You guys gotta think for yourselves! I'm not your father all right?
Female general- Is that a weird thing for him to say to us?"
"Considering who we just fought, not really... Did you really adopt Harumi?"
"No." Garmadon lied.
"He's lying." Wu absently responded.
"Father!" Lloyd shouted.
Garmadon- General number one, do you want to be a follower or a leader?
General #1- uh... leader?
Garmadon- How dare you?
Garmadon presses an X button and general # 1 is shot from the volcano.
General #1- I mean follower!
"Well they quite literally get fired don't they?" Cole remarked as Garmadon groaned.
"What's wrong?" Misako asked quickly.
"I lived in the underworld, and I'm wondering why I didn't think of that."
Garmadon- You, what's your title?
General- I'm general number 2 ,sir!
Garmadon- well, now you're general number 1. and you, what's your title?
General- I'm general number 3
Garmadon- Well now you're general number 2; get where I'm going with this? Now, I told the green ninja I was coming back with something big, something wicked, something with... Pizzazz. Go ahead, give me some ideas.
General #1- Well sir, I was thinking we could work on the morale. They're all scared of being...
She too is shot from the volcano. (Screaming)- Fired!
"I wonder why?" Someone huffed; they thought it might have been Kai
General- We could do the same thing we did last time? (she is fired)
General- What if we dressed up as the secret ninjas?
General- develop a code language!
General- Intimidation, we paint angry eyebrows on the troops faces.
General- What if you just ran for mayor.
"That is actually a sensible suggestion." Pixal pointed out.
"Oh, please, who would vote for him?" Kai asked sharply.
"All his minions of course!"
Garmadon fires each of the previous generals.
Garmadon- Oh, come on, how hard is it to come up with a genius idea? Anyone? Go ahead, this is a friendly place. just grab it!
A scientist wanders in
Scientist- Excuse me-
Garmadon- What! you're interrupting!
"Touchy, touchy, aren't ya'?" Jay asked.
"Shut up, or I'll not hesitate to hit you with my stick again." Garmadon hissed.
Scientist- Sorry, sir. We just cooked this up in engineering!
Garmadon- Give me that!
The mech on the display obviously pleases Garmadon.
Garmadon- Garmadon, likey!
"Now you sound like a spoiled little- Hey!" Wu smacked Jay upside the head and glared. "Why do I always get hit on the head with a stick?"
"Um, because we are to respect our alders?" Lloyd guessed, earning a smile from Garmadon.
"Yeah, but other people are saying mean stuff."
"And you're the most hittable." Kai smirked, smacking Jay upside the head.
"Don't make me steal a stick and hit you." Jay snapped.
"I'd like to see you try, lighting rod."
"Candle stick!"
"Motor mouth!"
"Flame brain!"
"Enough!" Wu bellowed, waving his stick at the two masters.
"Yes, Sensei Wu." They both replied.
"You know, I think I like my walking stick a little more now knowing Ninjago's heroes are terrified of 'em." Garmadon chuckled to Wu.
"We're sitting right here you know."
AUTHOR'S NOTE-
Yes, all of you ninja out there, I have returned. I am sorry for the long and unannounced Hiatus, but my life was... is... crazy. I could make a long list of all that's gone on, but that wouldn't do any of us any good. I hope you all can forgive me. I hope you all enjoyed the chapter, and I'll see ya' next time!
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