wisdom teeth
Pairing: Kara/Lena
Rating: K or T
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Note: hi i still have no beta reader so all mistakes are mine. Hope you'll enjoy it! My first attempt of a funny oneshot. That's highly inspired by "wisdom teeth removal video by Brooklyn and Bailey". You have to watch it, it's hilarious.
Prompt: Person A is terrified of the dentist and Person B is forcing them to go. ( This is super funny if your otp has a dominant and the dominant is the one who is scared of the dentist )
"Kara, love. I don't want to go. I mean what's the point? Why do we even have them? We don't need them for anything and it's not like they're bothering me. So why on hell should I let her remove them? Kara that's-"
"Okay shh you! Normally I am the one who starts to ramble whenever possible. Look they'll only remove two of your wisdom teeth, it's not that big," Kara interrupted her and earned herself a light slap on her for arm.
"Well you don't have to die," Lena began to pout, well she tried to. "Stop overacting, Lee. We'll even go to this new restaurant tomorrow that one which sells this kale thing." Kara put her shoes and coat on, before holding Lena's one out for her to take. After they were dressed, Kara pulled her groaning girlfriend out of the apartment.
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"Kara, love. I am nervous," Lena admitted and laid her head onto Kara's shoulder. The blonde smiled at her and pulled her in for a quick kiss. Lena moaned softly as she felt Kara's soft lips on hers. Then it's over far too soon for Lena's liking.
"Hi I am doctor Shepherd, and we're going to remove your wisdom teeth today. Do you have any questions left or can we start? ," the doctor who just entered introduced herself.
"No-no I think we can start now," Lena gulped before she turned to Kara. "You're going to be here when I wake up, right?"
"Of course Lee. Now go, everything will be fine." Kara chuckled softly. Lena always teased her because she's afraid of thunderstorms, so she was kinda glad to find out that Lena's also scared of something. When she told her last week, Kara had to promise her every day that she'll come with her. Not that she minded, though. She would go everywhere with Lena.
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"I can't 'peek," Lena tried to mumble.
"Hey there beautiful, can't speak huh," Kara began to laugh.
"Dnt make me laugh ... it hurts!"
"Hey sweetie, let me take these out of your mouth," doctor Shepherd said as she removed the gauze from her mouth. " 'ank you," Lena chuckled before she turned serious again "don't call me that. Only my girlfriend s'allowed to."
"Sorry Mrs. Luthor." The female chuckled and left them to themselves.
Suddenly some thick tears left her eyes, and she started to cry. "My mouth feels'weird."
Kara walked to her side and took one of her hands before she replied "that's because you just had surgery darling."
"But why, s'there something wrong with me? What if there's a hole in my mouth," the dark haired whined. "Lena, you're perfectly fine but let me see your mouth." After Kara reassured her that she didn't have a hole in her mouth, she calmed a bit down.
"Hold still," the raven-haired sniffed. "I'm not moving darling."
"Yes you are, everythin's movin.." Kara got a tissue and gently whipped the tears away.
"Ka, I wanna have food." After Kara told her she can't, she started crying even more and decided to get up to get some food on her own. The blonde just laughed at her small attempt to leave the bed and told her if she lays down now, she'll rub her back.
Once the nurses said they could go, Kara carried her outside, into a waiting cab. She slid in besides her girlfriend, so she'll be able to hold her. Kara pulled her sobbing girlfriend into a hug, a blanket tightly wrapped around her. "I want to have a teddy bear," Lena whined again.
"Babe we don't have a teddy bear."
"But I want one!"
"Well I'll get you a teddy bear," Kara chuckled as Lena smiled at her, the gauze nearly falling out of her mouth.
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"Carry me upstairs," Lena asked tiredly. "Always love."
As soon as Lena's head hit the pillows, she fell asleep, too exhausted from all the crying. Kara just chuckled to herself and slide into bed behind her. She wrapped one arm around her girlfriend and tangled the other one in Lena's hair.
Two days later
"I'm home," Kara called as she entered the apartment.
She carried the heavy stuffed animal in one hand and the take out from the new restaurant in the other hand. She placed the teddy bear down on the couch and carried the take out to the dining table. "What's that? Aren't you a bit old for such a big teddy bear, love?" the raven-haired started to tease her as she unpacked the food. "You got that delicious salad!"
"Well I am, but seems like you aren't" she laughed as she saw Lena's confused face "you wouldn't stop begging me to buy you a teddy bear, so I promised to buy you one, and I am someone who keeps their promises. So here's your teddy bear." Kara smiled and gave the stuffed animal to Lena.
"Arg what else did I do? Why am I so embarrassing," Lena groaned while they both sat down and started eating.
"You're not. I think you were kinda cute," Kara smiled at her and put one hand above Lena's.
Note: sorry that's trash