"We're all a little weird, and life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and we call it love"

EPOV

It's three thirty.

THREE FUCKING THIRTY in the afternoon and this goddamn plane hasn't even landed yet.

Seriously, like what the fuck? Do they have no sense of timing whatsoever or are they just amazingly slow at flying a goddamn plane?

I'm gonna sue this airline and every freaking person on it if we don't get to the airport in the next ten minutes, that's all I can possibly handle anymore. After that, I will definitely go insane.

"Attention passengers, we are extremely sorry for the delay as we are experiencing some minor unexpected turbulence. Please be seated, fasten your seatbelts, put your tray tables in the upright position and please switch off all electronics as we are about to land in Florida in approximately ten minutes.

Thank you once again for choosing Jet Airways and enjoy your trip." spoke the pilot in an annoying Australian accent just as I was about to Lose. My. Shit.

"Finally," I groaned as I turned to see a drowsy Jasper waking up from his nap.

Well, we are going to see Alice, so we'll all the energy we can possibly get. Especially Jasper.

Fifteen dreadful minutes later we were on dry land, the hot air immediately hitting us like a wave.

As the warm air washed over us and we immediately broke into a sweat and took in our surroundings.

The sky was pretty cloudy considering the humidity in this place and it looked like we were in for a downpour. We grabbed our luggage and checked out quickly.

By the time we checked out, the rain had already started drizzling as the atmosphere suddenly turned cool and windy, the airport was buzzing with a variety of people, from hot bikini-clad girls to fat, old, perverted men in loud, flowery shirts with their fifty-something wives.

Good God. How do they even manage with one?

After much waiting in the rain, which had started to pour in torrents drenching us from head to toe, we hailed a cab and we were off to some resort where Alice and her family were.

BPOV

After coming here at about three in the afternoon and eating dinner, all of us passed the fuck out in our beds at precisely nine o'clock.

Jet lag was a biggie in our family and we each knew not to mess with each other, even Alice.

I turned over in my warm bed at the sound of rain and groaned.

Wasn't Florida supposed to be a hot country?

Oh, shut up Bella it isn't always sunny.

I grabbed my phone from the nightstand beside me and squinted checking the time.

"HOLY SHIT!" I screamed, as I jumped off of my bed scrambling with the bedsheets as I rubbed my eyes and checked again, it was four o clock?

Damn you can sleep.

Wow, thirteen hours, that's just three hours away Jake's record of sixteen hours of sleep after getting drunk too much following his break up with Leah. Poor boy I still remember him crying at her doorstep.

After a quick shower, I grabbed a bathrobe and headed out, crying out in pain as I jabbed my toe into the bedpost.

"Mother fuc..mmmmmhmmmm," I groaned as I clutched my toe in pain, hopping like a madwoman on one leg. "Goddamnit,"

Bella Swan, always the klutz.

After that small but painful disturbance, I went to my wardrobe, which was already half full because of my little shopaholic of a sister, and grabbed a sundress to wear.

I always was the curvy one in the family, Alice had no boobs whatsoever and neither did mom so I don't know where I got it from, I thought as I slipped on my dress, my stomach was surprisingly flat considering how much I eat , and my hair flowed past my shoulders up to the middle of my waist, tumbling in dull brown locks that matched my dull brown eyes.

I was always jealous of mom and Alice, they had bright blue eyes that sparkled like the ocean and then there was me and dad with our boring brown eyes.

Renee always used to tell me that "a person's eyes are the windows to the soul". Well, if that was true, right now my soul looked pretty damn murky to me.

After drying my hair, I applied some mascara and lip balm before trudging outside to go wake up my family.

"Okay Bella just slowly go up...that's it ...yeah ...no no no no no no, stop your gonna fall ..take it slow!"

It was currently six o'clock in the evening and I was up a tree.

Yes, you heard right.

It all started about two hours ago when my mom was watching a rerun of gossip girl and squealed at some hot boy, throwing her expensive bracelet out through the window during the process, and as you can guess, I got stuck with the amazing opportunity to go get it back.

Alice and mom were currently standing on the balcony above me and both of them were giving me stupid directions on how to climb up the huge ass tree, where the bracelet specifically landed, which seemed to change every five minutes.

"MOM! If either of you tells me to take it to slow ONE MORE TIME, I will throw your damn bracelet in the ocean,." I glared up at them while simultaneously trying to itch my back where an ant decided to crawl up.

"Bells! Be careful!" shouted Alice as she peered down at me, clad only in a bathing robe.

To be honest, it wasn't really much of a fall and the worst that could happen is a broken leg at this height, but I'm wasn't about to take any chances.

These kind of things are a daily occurrence for me as I used to fall on a daily basis, and I might just fall again, the way things are turning out.

I kept on climbing, the bark brushing up against my skin, making it itch terribly. I could almost reach the bracelet now, which was hanging on a small twig towards my right. I could hear muffled voices below me and wondered if they could see up my skirt. They probably could and they probably weren't getting a good show, fuck my life.

One more push and I have it.

Oh no.

Ohhhh no.

The damn ant is back again and but this time it's brought friends. They were crawling up my back and I felt the sudden urge to wipe it away.

'That was a huge mistake', I thought as I lost my footing on the nearest branch and slipped my arms flailing upwards in a panic to find a branch to hold onto, in vain.

This is it, I thought as I was falling, I'm going to die. Even though I knew that at the height I was falling from, a broken bone was the most that could happen, my brain couldn't help but go into a full panic mode.

"Here is my sincere apology to my future children that will never exist, mommy's sorry that you will never come into this world," I recited my eulogy quickly as I fell down.

"And thanks to my mom and sister for at least helping me lose my virginity and my dad, for pretending he didn't know about it. I would especially like to thank the future love of my life for all the love he could have given me."

I was being slightly over dramatic as I prayed desperately to god like I was giving a graduation speech, just as I was about to hit the ground. I shut my eyes and hoped to die not too painfully.

However, God had other plans for me as I felt myself land on something hard or shall I say someone hard.

Simultaneously, I heard a loud crash as well and a string of curses that followed.

"WHAT IN THE FUCK?" yelled the voice from beneath me as I looked into a pool of green.

Woah, hold up right there.

I zoomed out further to get a clearer picture and I was mind blown, my mind was running for words to describe what I was seeing.

He was gorgeous. Like someone had taken an RPG character and then made it into a male model with my personal preferences.

And he was angry, actually that was putting it mildly, he was fucking pissed.

"Ummm, Whoops?" I grimaced.

EPOV

Okay, this is it, this was my goddamn breaking point. This day could not possibly get any more fucked up.

I was currently lying on top of my guitar,.which probably is in a million pieces by now thanks to some idiot lying on top of me.

To start it all of my fucking flight was late, I got drenched, I got punched in the face for kissing some dude's now ex-girlfriend and now my fucking guitar was broken.

And possibly my back

I groaned to myself as I tried to slowly get up.

And to top it all off I could feel myself getting hard over the girl who just fell out of the freakin' sky, mere minutes after I arrived.

And she had the nerve to say whoops? WHOOPS!

BPOV

"Ohhhh, you wish, you goddamn wish it, you little bitch!" he chuckled, raising his hands slightly in mock laughter.

"Says you, you cocky bastard!" I shouted back, pointing at him.

"YOU broke my guitar!" he yelled at what was possibly the top of his lungs at me, looking murderous.

"I TOLD YOU that I will pay for it!" I screamed back, raising and lowering my hand to point at him repeatedly.

"Oh, that fixes everything, doesn't it? To hell with you and stupid money, that guitar was important to me" he countered.

Clouds were currently emptying themselves while the sun shone on top of them. Me and what was possibly a Greek god of love were standing under a tree, surrounded by a smashed guitar, irritated family members and in the distance, amused onlookers.

Now THAT'S a sentence I never thought that I would say in my life, although the impossible has already started to occur.

Just 10 minutes ago…

"Oh my god! I am so sorry !" I groaned as I stood up only to step on the wet grass and land on top of him again.

"Mother fucker! Ohhhhh...my fucking back, FUCK!" groaned the man as he clutched his lower back in pain.

I stood up swiftly careful not to humiliate myself again, my body aching after the fall.

"Are you okay?" I asked, bending down to give him my hand, i was blushing so hard i probably looked like a tomato.

"Am I okay? AM I OKAY! Are you fucking joking with me right now? You literally just fucking fell on top of me you goddamn idiot!" he yelled at me while his beautiful face slowly turned red with anger as he glared at me with his eyes.

"Look, I didn't know you were there. I accidentally slipped, so can we please forget it and move on, grab my hand so I can help you up," I said impatiently.

He glared at my hand and then proceeded to stand up slowly by himself, I was intimidated by how tall he was, I just barely came up to his chin.

He looked down at me angrily as I looked up speechless at what I could say to make things better.

"I don't care if you fell by accident, you broke my guitar," he said through his gritted teeth pointing the floor.

True to what he said there were several pieces of broken wood and string scattered across the ground, now I felt even worse, what if it had meant something to him?

"I am really, really sorry about that I will pay for it," I exclaimed as calmly as possible.

"Like I care!" he scoffed.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" I asked, slowly losing my cool.

"Like I said!" he repeated

"Like you said what?!" I asked again, fully annoyed.

And that went on for at least five minutes and we were still going at it with full force.

"Oh alright, OK. So I'M the reason my guitar broke huh?!" he shouted angrily. I think he was on the verge of explosion, judging by the way he was glaring at me.

"Yeah well it's not my fault your heavy!" I told him.

"And it's not my fault that your the size of an overstuffed elephant!" He countered.

I gasped, no one has ever called me fat. He was soooo going to get it now

"Are you calling me fat "I said menacingly taking a step towards him

"What if I am?" he smirked the redness fading from his beautiful face

"I HATE YOU" I screamed

"I HATE YOU MORE!" He yelled back, mocking my childish tone.

"Apologise asshole"

"No way, you first" he laughed sarcastically.

"No you!"

"No you, bitch!"

"No you first dickhead!,"

"No -"

"Will you guys CUT IT OUT! Seriously!" screamed Jasper who was standing next to a giggly Alice who was recording the whole thing with a camera.

"Its been ten fuckin minuites and you two are still going at it like five year olds, are you done yet so I can introduce you to each other?"

At that point I realised that our noses were nearly touching, his warm breath fell over me and I felt...weird.

Probably because he's carrying some sort of disease.

"What do you mean introduce each other?, I never wanna see this crazy woman again!,"the jerk huffed irritatedly.

"Oh, like i'm just dying to be with you, you, self absorbed bastard," I countered back sarcastically and turned my head to the side.

"I said stop it, Bella. This is Edward," he turned to me and pointed at Edward. "My brother." He emphasised at my expression

"And Eddie this is my sister, Bella" said Alice turning towards him, "You two are gonna be spending lots of time together!" she clapped animatedly while looking at the both of us.

We were standing shocked and irritated while looking at Alice like she'd grown another head.

"Great" we groaned together.

So that's chapter two please review and till me what you guys think!