Mew looked at the shaking Pokemon and smiled, some did not even dare to get near the edge of the clift.
"So who's first?" Asked Mew all Giddy.
"What the Fuck do you mean! I am Not Fucking Jumping!" Screamed Skarmory.
"whateves, you losing a chance to win a magical berry that can potentially make you billions is your own choice then" Mew shruged.
"This does not look very safe..." Said Larvesta wide-eyed.
"It's Not." Smiled Mew.
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"What a Jerk!" Spoke Larvesta.
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"Ugh what a Asshole, sure i
want the berry but survive this?!" Yelled Skarmory.
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"So the rules are...?" A shaking Mienfoo asked.
Mew snapped her fingers "Just jump in one of these three safe zones i just implanted, the closer to the center the bigger the score for your team, it is also possible to get zero points, near zero is one, then four and then eight."
"Whats up with big numbers?" Asked Turtwig.
"I felt the audience would want a bigger score." Smiled Mew.
"Yeah, along with our One Reviewer..." Sassed Solrock.
"Hey there it's only the start of a new adventure, surely more will come!" Mew smiled.
"Not." Numel rolled his eyes.
"So all we have to do is jump in?" Asked a terrified Joltik.
"Yep, try to get a lot of points too, once you jump you lose your only chance and you are to be teleported back here, so make your only jump a good one." Mew told them smiling.
"You seem much happier now.." Pointed out Vanillite.
"Gee i wonder why?" Giggled Mew.
Then Most Pokemon heard a splash, some looked over the edge.
"Woah Cryogonal Landed on the Four Points Zone." Mew smiled.
"Teleport Me Now." Came Cryogonals Uncanny Monotone Robotic Voice.
Cryogonal was teleported to the top of the clift, now dry.
"If he can do it So Can Me!" Yelled Squirtle as he ran and jumped for it. "YeaaAHHHHhhh" And a Splash stopped the scream.
"And Team A now has Eight Points!" Smiled Mew happily.
Hearing this Mienfoo jumped skillfully getting eight points.
So did Palpitoad more clumsily but still getting eight points.
Tynamo got Four points too.
"Team B has Twenty Points Now!" yelled Mew excitedly.
Most contestants on Team A were Irritated by this so they jumped.
Makuhita got four easily.
Duskull got Four awkwardly.
Togepi yelled as she jumped and smacked herself on a rock, she continued to yell as she landed in the eight zone thanks to the redirection.
"Alright Who is Next!" Yelled Druddigon.
"Why not you..?" Asked the Bored Numel.
"I will go last, i want to make sure everyone jumps down." Druddigon spoke growling.
"Well i can't go down, since i am a fire type i will get hurt." Cyndaquil spoke.
Yanma nodded "Makes sense."
"That means Cyndaquil gets Zero points!" Yelled Mew.
Team B cheered.
Druddigon Growled, he had a furious look he snatched the now again sleeping Munchlax and threw him into the eight zone, aiming perfectly.
"Team A has Thiry-Two Points!" Yelled Mew.
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"I had to do what i had to do, i want to win this and i will crush anyone who opposes me!" Smirked Druddigon.
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"That was really Rude..." Said Larvesta.
"Yeah Poor Munchlax.." Spoke Aron.
Turtwig looked awkward.
"He either Wakes it or Takes it, Now WHO IS NEXT!" Screamed Druddigon.
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"Short-Tempered Dragon Type..." Mumbled Numel.
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Munna got eight points easily.
Combee got eight swell points.
Turtwig four, awkwardly.
Aron was forced by Druddigon to get four points(She was thrown)
Foe got four points.
"Um...i can't i am a rock type.." Said Lunatone.
"The Freaking Aron Did it!" Druddigon growled.
"Yeah cause you made her do it, sorry but no is no."
"Team A has Sixty for the Zero Of Lunatone~" Said Mew.
"Grrr" Glared Druddigon, Lunatone gulped he knew he was in trouble if the other team won.
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"Jeez they are absolutely destroying us!" Complained Eevee.
"Hehehe Absol-Utly!" chuckled Joltik.
"This is no time for Puns, Jump!"
"Um..Too High..." Shurged Joltik.
Joltik Zero.
Skarmory cursed and jumped into the eight zone.
Eevee looked at Charmander and Litwick talking, both looked at Eevee "Fire Type." They said in unison.
Charmander and Litwick Zero.
The Crazy Meowth yelled something about the Water being full of Air and did not jump. Meowth Zero.
Chikorita was too scared to even get near the clift, she got zero.
Kirlia got eight points, so did Yanma and Solrock.Jigglypuff got four points however.
Eevee was pulling her fur with stress, ears down but she jumped anyway getting eight points.
"Team B has Sixty Four Points!" Yelled Mew.
"What! Grrr No!" screamed Druddigon.
The sludge of grime was bouncing around until something big stood up in front of him.
"Jump." Was all that Druddigon said, he spoke coldy.
"Aye Aye Boss" Said Grimer as he jumped into the water. He got one Point.
Druddigon could not believe it.
"Camel you're next!" Yelled Druddigon.
"Not happening, Fire and Ground Type...that is not a good match up.." Numel smirked smugly.
Numel Zero Points.
Meanwhile Grimer was still is the water of safe zone one, he was accidentally polluting the water. He was teleported back.
Bulbasaur jumped into the water, he made it to the Four zone. He saw the water being polluted and got a idea he smirked.
"Numel Come On!" Most of Team A were arguing with him.
"Arceus, leave me alone i said No Okay, ask someone else like Lunatone~" Numel accused.
"Don't bring me into this!" Lunatone sweated.
"GUAGUAGUA!" Totodile yelled as she jumped into the water.
"Did somebody get that?" Asked Eevee.
Totodile fell in the poison filled four zone, she felt sick.
"Watch and learn Pre-Evos!" Said Dragonair Snobby and she landed in the eight zone.
'Poison?.. weird...good thing i can shed my skin...' She thought as she was teleported back, she shed her skin.
"Woah!" Said Vanillite as she landed in the four zone filled with thick poison, she felt sick.
"Team B have a Total Score of Eighty Four, can Team A score higher?"
"How many points do we have again?" Asked Larvesta.
"Sixty and a One~" Mew teased.
Druddigon screamed. "There is No Way!"
Vanillite and Totodile were looking Sick, in a bad way. Dragonair finished shedding her skin and found a Pecha berry.
"Ahhhhh!" Pichu jumped getting eight.
Druddigon looked at Larvesta Frowned and jumped getting eight points without barely trying.
"Sixty One plus Sixteen is Seventy Seven!" Smiled Togepi.
Larvesta frowned she knew what that meant, it was her turn to jump into the Poisoned water, she looked at Vanillite and Totodile they were not doing too good, Dragonair shared her Pecha Berry with Pichu who blushed. They seemed to have become friend quickly...However Totodile and Vanillite were puking and Larvesta had to jump now or never.
Larvesta took a deep breath, she knew if she got eight they could barely win, she got ready and ran as fast as her tiny larva body could muster anf jumped into the poison filled water, she did her absolute best as she screamed and-
"Larvesta Got Eight Points!" Yelled Mew.
Everyone on Team A cheered.
"Really?!" Screamed Larvesta with Tears in her eyes.
"Yeah...no..You got four meaning Team A's Total and Final Score is Eighty One!" Screamed Mew.
Team A immediately shut up.
Larvestas eyes Widened and she began to tear up. She was teleported back.
"Which means Team B is the Winner!" Team B screamed happy howls and taunted team A.
"It's okay Larvesta you tried your best, like a Alien that Can't dance." Reassured Togepi.
"Um..thanks?" Sniffled Larvesta.
"Way to go Larvesta you could had gotten the final Point but you instead decided to get lazy..." Numel rolled his eyes indignantly.
Most Pokemon on Team A glared at him.
"Anyway, next part of this game is voting, yes go in the confessional portals and tell me your vote for who you wish to eliminate from your team!" Mew smiled.
"Sadly same to you Team B, two of your Pokemon are badly poisoned and i am too lazy to heal them so one of them should probably go, whoops." A bunch of protest later everyone went to vote.
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Druddigon glared at the forth wall.
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"Is it possible to vote for more than Eight-teen Annoying Pokemon?" Numel rolled his eyes.
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Foe smirked at the forth wall, he pulled a blunt from his mohawk.
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"and this is why Voting does not suck!" Lunatone smirked holding a picture of a bored Numel with a Red X.
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One Hour Later.
All of Team A was reunited at the plains, a campfire was lit under the stars.
Team B was seen in the darkness a little more far away but could still hear and see, you could say they were spectators. Vanillite and Totodile were gasping for air and they were sweating harshly.
"The Votes are In~, In this game Oran berries mean life and prosperity, if you don't get one you are Eliminated and you probably can't come back, Ever." Smirked Mew.
Most Pokemon seemed spooked.
"Oran Berries for...Munna, Cryogonal, Pichu and Grimer!" They got their berries.
"Makuhita, Cyndaquil, Squirtle, Togepi!" They also got berries.
"Munchlax, Aron, Duskull and Combee!" They got berries too.
"Druddigon, Turtwig and Foe!" They got their berries.
"Final Two Larvesta you could had won the Team the final point to win, however you didn't"
"Sorry.."Larvesta honestly apologized.She blushed.
"And Numel i guess you just didn't feel like jumping."
"Well others did not jump, i am quadruplely weak to water, not my fault Arceus created me this way, oh arceus why~" Numel mocked rolling his eyes boredly.
"Whatever Final Oran Berry goes too..."
Dramatic Music Plays.
"Oh this music tho" "The Tension!"
"Cool!" "Awesome!" "Oh No..."
"This Really makes the moment!"
Larvesta was shaking while Numel had a smug yet sleepy and bored face. Mew was holding the berry and she threw it on the air a few times then she threw it at a Pokemon and most Pokemon gasped.
"-Larvesta." Mew smirked.
"Yay, Thanks Guys i won't let you down promise!" Larvesta smiled.
"What are you Kidding me! Fine whatever you just lost the only Pokemon with Common sense here! OW!" Numel yelled as he was zapped by Mew, he was out.
"Don't worry he is not dead just went back were i got him from."
Mew explained seeing the shocked faces of most Pokemon.
"Team B voted for Totodile to leave so~" Mew zapped Totodile and she was gone.
"Wow no Dramatic Pause or anything?" Asked Jigglypuff.
"We are out of time. Boys get the Blue Lodge, girls get the Pink one." Mew spoke quickly.
"...Stereotypical..." Mumbled Solrock bored.
"What do you mea-"
"Next Time On Mew's new Island!"
Mew Yelled_--
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