ARTEMIS CROCK & DICK GRAYSON

Hey Arty
How was your date with Wally?

Well, he thought it'd be really funny to set my neighbor's what he described as "rich soil, organic, one of a kind" ass on fire

lol that's just Wally being Wally
Rich soil organic one of a kind ass though?
Sounds like a gay vegan porn title
Were you the camerawoman while they filmed one?

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I'm slightly disturbed by you, Dick
I meant grass... it just came out as ass.
Wtf is gay vegan porn

Exactly what it sounds like.

You have too much free time.

You don't have enough free time.