A/N: My internet is so goddamn slow it's like a silent dial-up... fr it took like 15 minutes for this page to load.
So I saw this Tumblr textpost:
Mom: why don't you read anymore
Me: I read fan ficiton
Mom: why don't you read REAL books
Me: Sorry for wanting stories with gay characters
Mom: wait, is there really not that much LGBT friendly literature
Me: no
Mom: so what does that mean
Me: uh... I should write some
Mom: go write some gay fiction
Me: ...
Mom: be the gay Shakesphere
Behold, I am here.
I am your guys' lord and savior:
the gay Shakesphere.
(it's two in the morning what the fuck am i doing)
ZATANNA ZATARA & ARTEMIS CROCK
Hey Artemis, can you come over? I'm bored. I can show you a magic dick if you want.
Magic dick as in you'll make a dick appear between your legs, or a dick as it cums in shooting stars instead of semen?
Lol... funny. But I meant magic trick. It was just auto correct.
Can that be the magic trick, though?
Sure I guess... I mean if you want. But which one would want to see though? Lol
Both. At the same time. Combined.
You're fucking crazy.
I just finished finals okay so why the hell not.
Good point.