Mew was ready to start the next challenge but she looked bothered. "Word Limits Right?" Pumpkingking said he knew her too well by now, they were both always chatting about in and after the challenges, Talking.
"Skarmory's elimination was lame, i hate it, honestly he had most personality before the bland characters had personality, he was a All-Star, hmm...All-Star's..." Said Mew thoughtfully.
"Maybe he will return if People Actually vote for him to return in the Afthermathematics Show, i mean what were the other candidates?"
Pumpkingking seriously asked.
"Numel, Totodile, Munchlax, Tynamo, Yanma, Cyndaquil, Makuhita, Skarmory and whoever gets voted out this challenge" Replied Mew Impressed at herself.
"Who do you think will actually return?"Said Pumpkingking.
"Who ever the Audience Wants" Mew looked at the Forth-Wall.
000
"And again that is why Word Limits Suck" Lunatone told the same story to Aron.
"Aron pay attention, you are not listening to the story" Lunatone glared at Aron.
"Sorry, i just wished i was evolved like Dusclops" Aron sadly thought.
"But Aron you are fine the way you are girl, sometimes evolution is not the solution" Lunatone kindly told the Iron Armor Pokemon.
"Yeah i guess you are right" Said Aron as she looked at the Snobby Vespiqueen prideful and royal.
000
Team Dominator was in a far away corner of the mess hall, they were talking about last challenges Elimination.
"Skarmory is out, that is good he was a threat since he did most challenges, was competitive and actually had a brain" Eevee spoke.
"But what if he returns,i heard Mew talk about a secret aftershow" Palpitoad said.
"Yeah right like those things will actually vote for someone to return" Smirked Dragonair.
Team Dominator laughed and ate their free breakfast berries.
000
Mew and Pumpkingking teleported in with a pop and both teams looked up.
"Hello Everyone ready for a challenge, modified by me" Pumpkingking Spoke proudly.
"What is the challenge?"Asked a curious Mienfoo.
"There is a Island called Haunted Isle, you will swim all the way there, camp there for a night and return back, the team that returns first with their whole party Wins"
Pumpkingking Smiled.
It seemed to easy, almost like it wasn't even a challenge, until Pumpkingking showed them a Small Map Showing where Haunted Isle was located.
"That is really fucking far!" Druddigon looked astonished.
"This can't be legal!" Charmander yelled, fearing for his life.
"It is, bye" They both Teleported.
"Oh well a challenge is a challenge, Munna, Lunatone, Foe and solrock, psychicly carry small Pokemon and levitate, Munna will carry only one since she does not have levitate" Druddigon spoke.
Most of Team Y nodded.
"Um, i can't do such a challenge, this is way to unimportant for me" Vespiqueen spoke royaly.
And Psyduck looked absolutely Oblivious and was just wondering around without a care.
Team Y could not believe it, These two could cost them the challenge, Druddigon was not having any of that Buffalant-Shit.
000
"So what is the plan" Asked Mienfoo.
"Swim there" Eevee said.
"Um, i don't know if you noticed but,I AM A FREAKING FIRE TYPE!" Screamed Charmander with rage in his eyes.
"Simple, Bulbasaur will use his Vines to carry you, and Dragonair will swim close just in case" Eevee Smiled.
"In case of what, me possibly DYING,Never!" Huffed Charmander.
"Please~" Kirlia begged and winked, it looked like Charmander had fallen for His tricks.
"Alright..." Said Charmander.
000
"Boys are so easy to seduce when you look like this, but i need that berry to make my own berry company and buy me a Dawn Stone, Fast." Kirlia growled as he glared at the camara.
000
The game was on.Team X and Team Y both started swimming towards Haunted Isle. Team X seemed fine but team Y on the other hand...
"Ahh,Let-Go-Of-Me-You-Ruffian!"
Screamed Vespiqueen as she was taken out and submerged into the water each time.
"Psyaiai..." Psyduck grunted.
"Shut it both of you!"Screamed Druddigon, he was Swimming with Psyduck and Vespiqueen on each hand.Solrock and Lunatone seemed tired.Solrock was carrying Grimer and Turtwig while Lunatone carried Larvesta and Aron.Dusclops was swimming, Cryogonal being carried by Foe who transformed into a Dragonite, Munna carried Togepi and Squirtle was showing off his superior Swimming skills he began to laugh
"This challenge is too easy, they should just give the Berry to me right now hahaha"
"Why so you could EAT it!"Yelled Togepi.
"Yes!"Growled Squirtle.
Lunatone and Solrock gave each other a quick glance, they could not believe his ignorance.
Both teams eventually saw Haunted Isle, It was Foggy and dark, it was really full of Spooky Looks.They felt Nostalgic and Melancholic for some reason.
"I'll go scout, Follow close behind Team" Druddigon spoke carefully.
"Yeah, Lets go..." A Scared Eevee spoke.
Both teams went their separate way, it seemed logical, Then team X stopped at the foot of a giant Tower.
"The hell is this doing here" Asked Charmander.
"I don't know, but it looks like we have shelter now, Let's go in maybe it has food" Spoke Dragonair.
Eevee was shaking but nothing compared to Chikorita who was in the verge of fainting.
Kirlia Psychicly grabbed Chikorita and brought her inside the Tower.
They all went inside and the doors closed by themself.
000
"Great just great, we have woods,woods and more woods." Screamed Druddigon
"I guess we will have to make our campsite here" Spoke Turtwig.
"If you guys get Firewood i can start a fire" Larvesta happily spoke, she was useful for once.
"Great idea Larvesta!" Smiled Dusclops, Aron was smiling but frowned a tiny bit.
Druddigon, Dusclops, Solrock, Lunatone and Foe who had returned to normal went to gather firewood.
Munna was meditating, Turtwig was exploring a tiny bit, Psyduck was staring into nothing, and Cryogonal was keeping guard.
"Hey do you like Dusclops" Asked Aron a little nervous.
"Yeah, he is pretty cool" Said Larvesta.
"Like like or...?"
"Aron, i know you are with him, i would never do that to you" Smiled Larvesta, Aron calmed down.
"Get away from me Blue Boi, or things will get Killy"Growled Togepi.
"I will bop you on the Nose"Screamed Squirtle.
Cryogonal hated his team, he absolutely despised it, he was just participating to get farther in the game, but once everyone had forgotten about him, he would strike.He knew he could win if he wanted, He was going to win.
By accident Turtwig wandered a little farther than what he should had, and found a tower, he _ushed the door and it o_ened, he went inside and the doors closed.
"H-hey what's going on" Screamed Turtwig terrified.
He heard Growling and became _ale to what he saw, something just as white as Turtwig's face right now it was like a Grimer but white it was...it was-
"Hey there Slick."
000
"Groan this walk is taking for ever" Yelled Charmander going up the stairs.
Bulbasaur nodded.
Chikorita was trying to break the Psychic bubble Kirlia created to keep her quiet. She had a plan for it later though, she smirked.
Meowth was fearless and opened and closed doors, Dragonair was close to Pikachu they were talking and Eevee was shaking she was scared.
Joltik was bothering Litwick who was frowning and Lighting the way since it was Fucking Dark.
Jigglypuff talking to Vanillite about her joining Team Dominator, who agreed, though she had other plans for later.
Mienfoo walked into a room and in the middle she saw a item, it was a Red Candy.
"This must be a Rare Candy, i heard about them, they give the holder good luck and make them level up fast" Mienfoo smiled she could not believe her luck, she kept the item and...was lost.
"Um..which was is which again?" She asked to herself.
000
Turtwig is in a _MTYD kind of battle.
He did not understand the mechanics very well so the freak in a sheet was beating him.
"I will take your form too Slick" He smiled and Transformed into a Black Turtwig.
"My friends would never think you are me!" Yelled Turtwig.
They kept fighting until Turtwig was knocked out.
000
Druddigon brough back fire wood, with foe and Dusclops, Solrock and Lunatone carried leafs.
Larvesta started the fire and they began to Eat some cooked Raticate's and Magikar_'s Druddigon had killed on his way to find wood.
They all seemed happy then A black Turtle came close.
"Hello Everyone" He Smiled.
"Who the hell are you." Harshly said Lunatone, he was onto something.
"I am Turtwig."
"Nah turtwig is a real dumbass" Druddigon took a bite and ri_ed Raticate's head off, Munching.
He transformed into grimer.
"Totally not sus_icious, who are you" Solrock rolled her eyes.
"Fine, i will Tell ya Slick." He transformed into his original Form.
Everyone stared.
"I am Goopliss!"
Everyone kept eating their food, Goopliss Yelled "Hey it's rude when Pokemon don't pay attention to me, have you got no manners"
"It's also rude that a dumb lunatic like you bothers our meal" Munna calmly spoke without looking at him.
"Ooooh Snap she got you good" Laughed Druddigon.
"Begone thot i need to enjoy my feast" Vespiqueen said arrogantly.
Goopliss was fumming his face red with anger, "I am Goopliss!, a Meljo, a amazing species of Fakemon from a alternative universe and i demand respect!"
"Alternative Universe? Meljo? we have enough of that with Foe's fusion and this Fanfiction is getting out of control" a Bored solrock Spoke boredly.
"Yeah dude you are weird leave" Said Squirtle laying down on his back.
"Foe go look for turtwig" Druddigon said without looking away from him Magikarp.
"Sure dude let me finish this Raticate Tail" Foe munched.
000
The next day.
Foe found Turtwig he used heal pulse to heal him and took him back to a fighting Goopliss, Druddigon quickly learned how to use the mechanics of the PMTYD fighting style and actually had fun beating the white goop.
"Fine fine, i will return to my tower freaking jerks ow" Goopliss flew away.
"He had a tower?"
Grimer burped.
000
It was daytime, team X had to get out of this Tower.
"Boo!" Screamed Goopliss.
"Who the hell are you!" Yelled Dragonair
"I will tell you slick!"
000
Mienfoo eventually found her way out of the Tower, "wow this Candy really is Lucky" She smiled.
She looked to her side and saw Team Y, they started swimming back to Mew's Island.
Mienfoo panicked and ran towards the tower, "Guys we have to go right now Team Y is heading to Mew's Island!"
Silence.
"Guys?..."
(To be continued again, -LizWiz)