SOME MAGICAL PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES
JANUARY 20TH, 2016
AROUND 5 P.M.
"Cool. Which game you wanna play next?" my friend asked from the other side of the screen.
"I dunno. You pick one." I suggested, not really in the mood to search for one, taking a sip of my soda. It slipped through my fingers, and spilled all over my laptop.
"Shit! I just spilled coke all over my laptop!" I screamed.
My friend laughed, but then got serious, "Is it okay?"
I tried typing, but the keys were all screwed up. Whenever I hit the "g" key, it would always add "t" to it, creating "gt". Some of the keys wouldn't move at all. I clicked down and began typing some, and then the laptop would start typing "`" and not stop. I told my friend I had to go to try and save it, turned it off, and began to tear off the keys.
I could see the dried coke underneath them. I cleaned them up as good as I could, but the keys would stop working. The laptop began to flicker. I watched with horror as it flickered faster and faster.
Then it went out.
Desperately, I hit at the power button, trying to get it started again. Nope. Nothing. Not knowing what else to do, I shook it. Brown liquid began to spill out of it. I suspended it in their air until the liquid was gone before attempting to turn it on again. Still, nothing.
It was dead.
R.I.P YJFICSANDSTUFF'S LAPTOP
DECEMBER 2012 - JANUARY 2016
WAS A GUD LAPTOP MANE
For those of you wondering what the actual fuck that was, that was a very long author's note explaining why I've been inactive. Really. I've been writing this story since September and I'm trying to upload the last few chapters as quickly as possible. Props to that laptop though. It has seen all of the homework, fan fictions, youtube videos, and totally not porn, what are you talking about- since 2012.
Moral of the story: you're not invincible, dumbass. Don't get cocky because you've had a laptop for 3+ years and never spilled a drink on it. Don't think you never will.
(Sorry. I'm just kind of mad at myself for destroying it)
No, but seriously guys, don't have open drinks near your computer.
Since soda is what fucking murdered my laptop, I'll dedicate a chapter to it.
BART ALLEN & WALLY WEST
What do you and your friends want for the party tonight?
Tim, Cassie, Jaime and I want sprite. Gar wants lemonade
You all want soda but Gar wants lemonade? Hipster much?
he says he doesn't like it when it jizzes
lol what
I mean I wouldn't either
what kind of soda has he been drinking?
omfg
fizzes*
Why does "jizzes" come before "fizzes" in your phone?
That's like "fucking" becoming before "ducking".
no reason
suuuure