Prince of Waves and Princess of Sands!
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NarutoxJasmine, AladdinxSadira
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Story Start
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The Cave of Wonders, the massive lion-headed sand awoken in the dead of the night as it was beckoned.
''Who disturbs my slumber?'' It's deep rumbling voiced echoed throughout the night.
''It is I, Aladdin.'' He introduced himself to the massive beast of sand.
''Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.'' Its voice ominously grumbled as the cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin.
''Remember boy, first fetch me the lamp, and then you shall have your reward.''
''C'mon, Abu.'' Aladdin called to the monkey hiding under the shoulder of his vest.
Aladdin begins to descend the staircase. He reaches the bottom and enters a golden chamber filled with treasure.
''Would ya look at that!'' Gesturing to the massive pile of treasure. The majority of the bulk was made of gold coins, but there was also priceless gems, large beautiful sapphires, numerous gem encrested vases, and other treasures.
''Uh oh!''
''Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the sultan!'' Abu peeks out, sees the treasure, then bolts for it. ''Abu!''
ABU stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor.
''Don't...touch...anything! We gotta find that lamp.'' They begin to make their way through the room when the Carpet rises off the floor and begins following them. ABU gets the feeling they're being followed.
''Huh?''
He turns, and the Carpet lies flat on the floor. He continues, and the Carpet begins to follow again. Again, Abu turns back, but the carpet is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure. Abu runs to Aladdin and tugs his pant leg.
''Aladdin! Aladdin!''
''Abu, will ya knock it off?''
Again the Carpet follows, but this time, when Abu turns, the carpet jumps to the other side. It reaches down with a tassel and pulls Abu's tail. When ABU jumps around, CARPET again goes to the other side. This time, ABU lands in a karate stance. CARPET reaches down and plucks ABU's hat off, then puts it on himself. Abu sits thinking for a second, until CARPET waves a tassel in front of his face. ABU and Carpet both jump scared, and run away. Abu tackles Aladdin and turns his head to look at the Carpet. "Abu, what are you-crazy?''
The Carpet peeks out from behind a pile of treasure.'' A magic carpet! C'mon. C'mon out. I'm not gonna hurt you.''
The Carpet slowly comes out, shyly, then picks up ABU's hat and dusts it off. It flies over to Aladdin and hands the hat to ABU next to him. Abu screeches, and jumps onto Aladdin's shoulder.
''Take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite.''
The CARPET again picks up ABU's hat and hands it to him. Abu shakes his fist and screeches at it. Carpet begins to walk away, "sadly."
'' Hey, wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us. '' Carpet looks back, excited. It then flies over and wraps around the pair.) Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp. '' Carpet motions for them to follow it.'' I think he knows where it is.''
They pass through a long cave, until they emerge in a giant underground cavern. In the center of the room is a tall pillar, with a staircase going up to it. It is surrounded by water with unevenly placed stones forming a bridge. At the top of the pillar is a beam of light. ALADDIN begins to cross the bridge.
''Wait here!'' Aladdin cautioned the monkey.
''Oh. Huh?''
ABU sees a shrine with a golden monkey. The outstretched paws hold a giant ruby. Abu is hypnotically drawn to it. Aladdin climbs the stairs quickly. Carpet sees Abu and grabs his tail trying in vain to hold him back. Aladdin finally reaches the magic lamp.
''This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...'' He looks down and sees ABU break free of Carpet's hold and lunge toward the jewel. '' Abu- NO!''
ABU grabs the jewel. There is a rumbling and the room begins to shake.
''Infidels!'' The voice of cave echoed throughout the room.
''Uh oh!''
'' You have touched the forbidden treasure.'' ABU places the jewel back into the paw, but the jewel and the shrine melt into lava. ''Now you will never again see the light of day!''
Aladdin races down the steps, but they flatten into a ramp, and he skies down until he flies into the air. The water has turned into lava. He is falling toward it, when all of a sudden Carpet appears and catches him. Abu is standing on one of the rocks of the
bridge. He looks left and right and sees rocks exploding into lava. Then Carpet races over and Aladdin grabs him, just as the last rock
is exploding.
''Whoa! Carpet, let's move!''
Together, they race back through the caves dodging walls and falling debris. ABU grabs Aladdin's head and covers his eyes.
''Abu, this is no time to panic!'' He pulls ABU off his head and sees they are flying into a wall. '' Start panicking.''
Carpet goes into a dive, then through another cave. Finally, they emerge through the internal entrance. Outside, the cave begins to growl and close. Carpet and company are almost to the top when a boulder drops on carpet, sending it to the floor. Aladdin grabs onto the rock wall and holds on. He sees the OLD MAN at the top within reach.
''Help me out!''
''Throw me the lamp!''
'I can't hold on. Give me your hand.''
''First give me the lamp!''
Aladdin reaches in and pulls out the magic lamp. He hands it up, and the OLD MAN raises it above his head.
''Ha ha ha ha! Yes! At last! Ha ha ha ha!''
Aladdin has climbed out with the assistance of ABU. But the Old man kicks aside Abu and grabs Aladdin's wrist.
''What are you doing?''
''Giving you your reward.'' The old man's choices to one more youthful, presumably his normal voice.'' Your eternal reward.''
He pulls out a crooked dagger and is about to stab ALADDIN, when ABU bites him on the wrist. He screams, but let's go of Aladdin, who falls into the cave. The old man throws Abu into the cave as well. They fall. CARPET sees this, but is pinned under a boulder. It struggles to break free, and then does. It races up and catches Aladdin, but he has already hit the wall several times, and is unconscious. On the surface, the cave roars one final time, then sinks back into the sand. Jafar pulls off his disguise.
''Heh heh heh! It's mine. It's all mine! I..'' He can't find it in his pocket,''... where is it? No. NO!''
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JASMINE's bedroom.
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She is sitting on her bed, next to Rajah who was wearing an expression of sadness as the Sultan walks in.
''Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?'' The concerned father asked his only child."
''Jafar...has...done something... terrible." She expressed, her eyes red from crying."
"There, there, there, my child-we'll set it right. Now, tell me everything."
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Aladdin lies unconscious on the CARPET. ABU tries to wake him.'Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.''
Carpet rises up, lifting Aladdin up. He awakes slowly.
''Oh, my head.'' He looks at the entrance sealed in.'' We're trapped. '' Angry, shaking his fists at the entrance .''That two faced son-of-a-jackal!" He calmed down a bit. '' Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.''
''Aha!'' Abu pulls out the Magic lamp.
''Why, you hairy little thief! Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.
He rubs the LAMP. Suddenly smoke comes out of the hole, the Lamp begins to shake and glow, but ALADDIN holds onto the Lamp, and our wonderful friend, the Geni comes out.
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Meanwhile above the surface Naruto and Sadira arrived in the middle of the desert. ''Sahara are you sure this is the place?'' Naruto asked skeptically as he looked around. ''I see...sand...some more sand...and oh yeah, Sand!''
Sahara did a nod. ''Master I Assure you this is the place.'
''Huh...I wonder...'' He said as he turned to his other companion who was coughing heavily. ''Hey you okay?'
''Yeah...I'm sorry...just a little chilly that's all.''
''Then we better hurry it up. Sahara can you try teleporting us to Aladdin's exact location?'' Naruto asked as the Genie nodded and said she could try.
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''So what'll it be, master?'' The Genie of the Lamp asked after one long and epic singing introduction.
'You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
''Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.'' He explained in a William F. Buckley cameo.
'' Like?
''Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody.'' He slices his head off with his finger. ''So don't ask. Rule two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. '' His head then turned into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin. '' You little punim, there.''
Lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie.'' Rule three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture,'' He grabs Aladdin and shakes him, ''I don't like doing it!'' He poofs back to normal. ''Other than that, you got it!''
A puff or purple magic filled the room as both Naruto and Sadira could be heard coughing heavily .''Damn, Sahara I'm beginning to think Genie's are the real cause for second hand smoke illness.'' He tumbled forward.
As Sadira emerged from the smoke she caught sight of Aladdin. ''Al!"' She cried out joyfully as she ran over to him and threw her arms around him. ''Thank Allah your safe!''
''Sadira...ho...how'd you get here?''
''Naruto used his Genie.''
Speaking of which.
''While hello there beautiful, my name is Genie, Genie of the Lamp and your name my pretty madmoieselee?'' Genie asked kissing the Ring Genie's hand.
''Why it's Sahara. It's a pleasure to meet you.''
''The Pleasure's all mine.''
''Yes, yes, that's all well and good but can we get out of here now?'' Naruto asked with a smirk. ''Cause you have plenty of time to flirt once were out.''
''R-Right,'' The ring genie said with a blush. After a moment nothing happened. ''Oh right...my powers are useless in the domain of a lamp Genie just like my magic cannot undo there's...sorry master.'' Sahara said sheepishly.
''Al...would your Genie like to help us out?''
''So what do you say Genie?''
''Well Al just use one of those three wishes I told you about and we can be well on our way.''
''I have to use one of my wishes? For something so simple?'' He paused for a moment as a smile worth of a plotter formed on his faces. ''I mean you have limitations on your wishes are you sure you can even do this. Some all-powerful genie, can't even bring people back fromthe dead. I think we'll have more luck didn't ourselves out of here...''
A big blue foot stomps down in front of him interrupting them.
''Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?'' Getting madder and madder he yelled.''I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes, so siddown!'' They all get on Carpet.
Genie takes the form of a stewardess, with lots of arms pointing out the exits. ''In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!''
The Carpet and passengers fly out of the sand in the desert and off into the distance.
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Meanwhile it was the next day and Jafar was called into the Sultan's chamber.
''Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... . From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.'' After all his advisor acting without his knowledge was overstepping his duty.
''I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again.'' Jafar said with a bow.
''Jasmine, Jafar, now let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please?''
''My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, princess.'' He takes her hand to kiss it, but she yanks it away.
''At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.'' Snapped spitefully at the man.
''That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business...which reminds me...where is the prince? I could have sworn he said he was supposed to meet this morning to negotiate some treaties.''
''If only I had gotten that lamp!'' Jafar growled as Jasmine and the Sultan left the ruin.
''I will have the power to get rid of you! '' Iago mocked in Jasmine's voice. ''D'oh! To think-we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives...''
''No, Iago. Only until she gets married. Then she'll have us banished-or beheaded!''
'' Eeewww!'' They both shuttered and massaged their throats. It was then inspiration struck Iago.
''Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Jafar? What if you were the chump husband?''
"'What?'' Jafar replied in insult to Iago's statement.
''Okay, you marry the princess, all right? Then, uh, you become sultan!''
''Oh! Marry the shrew? I become sultan. The idea has merit!'' he replied suddenly liking the idea.
''Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff!'' Dive bombs into the floor, ''Kersplat!''
''Iago, I love the way your foul little mind works!'' Both of them shared a laugh they was short lived. ''But that poses a problem. I've been doing a little digging into the Prince's background. It seems he comes from a background and is one of those savage ninja. That could pose a problem.''
''Well why not hire a savage to take care of a savage?''
''Aah yes, that could so easily take care of our little problem.''
After an undisclosed amount of time the group finally arrived at an Oasis. Genie still as an stewardess began to speak. '' Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.'' The others begin getting off the rug.
''Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye!'' He then shifted back to normal. '' Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa?''
''Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes-''
''Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!''
''Ah, no-I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.''
Genie paused for a moment then looked to Sahara who shrugged. ''Young Aladdin didn't wish for it I'm afraid so...'' The rest of her sentence trailed.
Genie thought about it for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep.
''Well, don't I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.''
''Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. '' He paused to think about it then asked. ''What would you wish for?''
Genie is hanging like a hammock between two trees.
''Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it.''
' What? No, tell me.''
' Freedom.''
''You're a prisoner?''
''It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig.'' He grows gigantic as his voice echoed. ' Phenomenal cosmic powers!'' Then he shrunk, cramped in the magic lamp. '' Itty bitty living space.''
''Genie, that's terrible.''
Coming out of the lamp he began to speak,'' But, oh-to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.''
''Why not?''
''The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened.''
''I'll do it. I'll set you free.''
Genie Head turns into Pinocchio's with a long nose,'' Uh huh, right. Whoop!''
'' No, really, I promise.'' He pushes the nose back in and Genie's head returns to normal. ''After make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free.'' He holds out his hand.
''Well, here's hopin'.'' He said shaking Aladdin's hand. '' O.K. Let's make some magic!'' Turns into a magician. '' So how 'bout it. What is it you want most?''
Aladdin paused for a moment to think about it. What did he wanted? His thoughts were then interrupted by Sadira's pained coughs. For years now she had a terrible cough and was generally weak since she was young.
''Genie...for my first wish...I want you to heal...no completely cure Sadira of any and all illness and malnutrition...''
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Chapter End
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The longest chapter yet I'm sure...I didn't answer why Agrabah only had four guards, but I did pave wave for some more crossover elements. In case anyone is wondering I will be doing the other two movies, including the animated series episodes.
Anyway I already have a second wish for Genie in mind and trust me the wish I have planned I bet not a single one of you will be able to guess.
