"Why would I want to do that?" Claudette asked as she held on to a pole.

"This isn't your normal frogs and lizards… it's the Loveland Lizard…"

"What's… that?"

The TARDIS stopped and everyone followed Wayne. "Technically, it's the Loveland Frog… or is it lizard? It could be both…."

"Just like me!" Brian shouted.

"Anyway, we're helping this little town by getting rid of it."

"What's so bad about it now?"

Everyone went outside and they saw the quaint little town of Loveland. It was a quiet town in Ohio where nothing bad ever happened.

The first thing they saw were people leaving the area and scratch marks on the welcome to… sign.

Wayne looked around and saw a police officer talking to another officer. He decided to go up to them.

"Hello, officers."

"Ah, if it isn't the greatest police officer ever. Come here Wayne!" The officer grabbed him and gave him a noogie.

"Thanks, thanks. Listen where is city hall? I plan to crack this case wide open."

"Over there." He pointed to where it was. "Just past Mr. Heaney's farm."

"Alright thanks."

"So what's going on here? Why is everyone leaving?"

"It's the myth of the Loveland Frog… or is it lizard? Ah, well. It talks about a beast that walks on two and is in the shape of a frog and man."

"Or the shape of a lizard." Brian added.

"That too. It stalks these here Ohio fields just to stalk and hunt…. Or so the myth goes…"

The gang walked to the city hall to find out what was going on. They made it there in less than 5 minutes and went in. they saw the mayor and two men.

One looked like a farmer due to his clothes and the other was a police officer. They went in and the mayor greeted them.

"Ah, Wayne… so glad you can make it. And this must be your daughter."

He tipped his hat at her and she blushed. "Oh, no, she's my friend's daughter."

"Then this fine gentleman has to be your… *Laughs* "Suitor"."

Claudette chuckled and then burst out laughing as Brian looked at Wayne in the dirtiest of ways. Wayne looked down and then it hit him at what the mayor meant.

"Oh, God, no! No!" Wayne said as he shook his head. Brian put his foreleg over Wayne's shoulder.

"Admit it… I will….*Whispers in ear* rock your world…"

Wayne pushed him away as others were laughing. "Can we just get to the topic at hand?"

"All right." The mayor settled down. "For the two that don't know, I'm Mayor Dell and this is Mr. Heaney and Officer X."

The two waved at the rest.