A/N: Well...

Ageha Yume: Yes, it's just so wondeful to think about what Ryoma would do, to her teammates and friends, on her PMSing time. Are they bad? If yes could you correct? If you have nothing against it!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, Naruto or Uchiha Sasuke!

You're short, old man!

The regulars were in the residence eating breakfast. It was a beautiful morning. The sun shined. The birds chirped and the clear blue sky welcomed anyone, with a breathtaking blue. (At this Ryoma was extremely happily, it meant they would practice more.) The wonderful day-

"Ne, Senpai, you're short."

Was destroyed. (Ryoma cursed the idiot, Akaya, which said that.)

"I'm not short!"

"You are."

"I'm not."

"Yes."

"Not."

"Yes."

"Not."

"Yes."

"Not."

"Not."

"Yes."

Akaya and the others blinked. It actually clapped! Marui realized what happened and scowled. How the heck, could he fall for that?!

Yagyuu sighed, as he saw Niou smirking. Smirking that I'm-gonna-ruin-your-day-life-whatever-and-laugh-at-you-Bitch. (Yeah, Yagyuu named the smirk so.) Seriously, why do they bring things, like that up, in front of Niou? They should knew, by now, that he would make it ten times worse, than it already was.

Ryoma decided, that it was wise, not to say anything. They would, probably, include her, when she did. She looked to her side, to see her brother smiling. He found it hilarious, or something.

As she looked to her childhood friend, Niou she pitied Marui, maybe also Akaya...or Not, it seemed like the topic caught Niou's interest. He had the I'm-gonna-ruin-your-day-life-whatever-and-laugh-at-you-Bitch smirk. (Yeah, she was also there and named it so. You didn't believe Yagyuu would do something like that, did you?) Meaning hell for Marui. She wished she hade her camera here. it was a present from Fuji Syuusuke, her brother-in-law. Yeah, Ryoga and Yumiko are married, but that's for another day. Back to the point, she loved the camera, because it had a qood quality and could make beautiful photos. But more than all, she liked it because of Blackmail. Yeah, Blackmail. She even had notebooks, with various not so wonderful information about others. She knew it was dangerous. Mostly, because Syuusuke, Yanagi, Niou and her brother used it on her. But in contrast to Yagyuu and Sanada, that wished it would vanish, she loved it. The cries, when the victims realize, that their life was destroyed, probably, forever and they never again, could see her into they eyes, without suffering. Yeah, you, clearly, can see, why she was Seiichi's sister.

She looked at the two arguing idiots. They weren't finished? How hopeless. She wanted to ignore them, as she heard something, what made all males in the room freeze.

"Ryoma is shorter!"

Marui blinked, as he realized, what he said. Slowly, he turned around and twitched. Ryoma stood there, with an black and dark aura around her. She looked like she could kill. And her glare said she would.

"Sorry, Ryoma-sama."

For here were Marui and Akaya. And they were scared, for the rest of their lives. Ryoma showed how much of a sadist, she really was. But that wasn't all! For some reason, she decided, that Niou could help her. They were so dead. One of them was bad...but both were hell.

It wasn't a secret, that the two childhood friends were devils, when together. Sometimes, Ryoma helped Niou, with one of his pranks. It were these times, who everyone, even the teachers, in the school was scared, for their lives. Akaya was sure, no matter, how stupid it sounded, that when Niou and Ryoma were professional ruin livers, no one would a bad thing anymore, because they would ask the two, to do it! The whole world would be full of nice people, just Niou and Ryoma not!

Ryoma smiled, sadistically, it resembled her brother's smile a lot. "Niou, how about this?" She whispered something in his ear, making the others curious. What would they two do, to the their poor victims? Would it even be legally? Then again, they forgot, that their Buchou's and Ryoma's mother was an lawyer. Niou smirked and all knew, by yet, that it didn't matter, what they planned. Because it would hurt. Ryoma smiled at Akaya and asked, "but Marui is the oldest, of us, Akaya. You should pay more respect to him..."

Marui smirked, while the other couldn't believe, that she sided with Marui. That she in general choose a side! But Marui was to early pleased.

"...Marui is after all an old man", Niou finished.

Sure, soon a fight of swearwords began and all forgot one thing. Well, all but three people. In fact, that Niou and Ryoma, surly, weren't finished, with just calling Marui, an old man. But it was okay, that they forgot. After all they planned it so. Because, when they forgot, they wouldn't except, that something would happen. And this was to their advantage. How sad, for the poor fools, Marui and Akaya, who thought, that calling Marui old man was enough, to satisfy the two. Yes, they were fools.

For one week nothing happened and all forgot about it. How stupid, of the two idiots. It was Friday and practice ended. All chatted, happily, because Ryoma would cook. If you believe it or not, Ryoma was good at cooking, because her mother and brother forced her to learn it. So, all were happy. She cooked and called all for dinner.

Then it happened. As Marui and Akaya ate, they fell to the ground. All looked and looked, then, jointly, they gazed at Niou and Ryoma.

"Explain."

And they did. There was poison in Marui's and Akaya's food. Yanagi, the third person, who didn't forgot, scribbled something in his book and mumbled some...not very pleasant words. All other looked shocked at the childhood friends.

"How could you...?"

"Ahhhh!"

Marui woke up, with a start. He breathed fast and tried to soothe himself. 'It was just a dream', he pet thinking, like a mantra.

'Yeah, it was just a dream. Ryoma couldn't cook, she just could bake things.'

Luckily, no one woke up, because of him. He did forgot, that Ryoma was insomniac, meaning she couldn't sleep.

"Senpai, are you okay?"

"Ah, Ryoma...yeah, it was just...a Nightmare."

"When you mean."

The next morning he avoided Akaya. What if it happened, just like in his dreams? Luckily, Akaya just talked about tennis and games. It seemed like nothing was going to happen and Marui wanted rest, as Akaya said something. Something, he shouldn't have said.

"Ryoma you're short."

It was Friday and all regulars, with the exception of one, were worried. Their friend, Marui Bunta, was by an psychiatrist. He was for two months paranoid. Since, Akaya called Ryoma short. (Akaya was banned to do so again.)

They didn't know why.

"Maybe he remembere, that he was short and didn't want to hear it anymore, because of his regetful past, where his brother used to call him'shorty' and then betrayed him, with killing all the sweets?"

"Aka-chan, he is not Uchiha Sasuke-kun from Naruto."

A/N: This was it. I really don't know, why I wrote this. Never mind. Did I made much mistakes? Were they bad? Need I to do something better? (Other than the whole fanfiction, because I know this myself.)

Thanks for reading and sorry to waste your precious time~