Tenipuri News (Or the Author's personal problems!)
The writer of the newspaper are...
Welcome, welcome to the news, of the Tenipuri. We are here to inform you about anything, regarding our tennis teams! We decided to start a project. From now, we're going to write anything, about one of the four top schools! Correct, it's Rikkaidai! Well, enjoy!
Kirihara Akaya
We found out, that Kirihara Akaya can fall asleep, when he decides to.
It was one a Monday, as Kirihara-kun and Jackal Kuwahara-kun, his appointed babysitter, were on their way to Jackal's family's restaurant. On their way there, they asked for an Taxi. The music, in the Taxi, with the number xxx, was so loud, that no one could have his quiet. But, surprisingly, Kirihara-kun fell asleep. As Jackal-kun later asked, why he could sleep there, Kirihara-kun said, "I wanted to, because the music was to loud."
Kirihara: What the heck?
Jackal: Should I be concerned? And why do they know the Taxi number?
Marui Bunta
Marui Bunta, future baker?
After a tournament, on a sunny day Marui-kun baked. Yeah, he backed a cake for his teammates, as thanks. All found it delicious. It seems like his mother and grandmother showed him, how. And that since he was a child. Amazing, or? The cake he baked was a strawberry cake, with vanilla topping.
Marui: I'm after all a Tensai! But why do they know such things?
Jackal Kuwahara
Hip-hop, one of the popular dance styles! Well, Jackal should know it.
Oshitari Yuushi-kun saw him dancing, on a street. He said it was clearly, Hip-hop and it was even very good. Who would have thought? Well, you surly not.
Jackal: That's embarrassing. And Oshitrari-san saw me?
Marui: Why did I not Know about it?
Oshitari: Well, I didn't except to see Jackal-san dancing Hip-hop.
Niou Masaharu
Circus, circus! Most love it. (Although, clowns are scary!)
We have found out, that Niou-kun and now and then Echizen Ryoma-chan, often as children helped out, in a circus. They do it even once in a while. It seemed as children, the childhood friends, Niou-kun and Echizen-chan, often helped in a circus out, to increase their tennis skills. Niou-kun, with his tricks and Echizen-chan used her acrobatic tennis style, to amaze the public.
Rikkai tennis team: ...You two did such things?
Yagyuu: You...did...such...things?
Niou: Ah, fun times. Ne, Ryoma, I heard there is a upcoming circus in the near, like to go?
Ryoma: Hm...well, why not? Maybe we can convince Yagyuu-senpai, to come with us?
Yagyuu Hiroshi
Love, what a wonderful, yet painful feeling. Even a crush on someone can hurt.
Yagyuu-kun seemed to have a crush, on his teacher. It was in the second year, of elementary. Well, who would have thought? He gifted her, anonymously, with flowers. How cute, isn't it?
Yagyuu: ...
Niou: Yeah, truly cute, ne, Hiro?
Ryoma: Blackmail...
Yanagi Renji
Breaking things, huh? This story seems to be a wonderful childhood memory.
Yanagi-kun broke Inui Sadaharu-kun's glasses. Shocking, or? But he apologized to Inui-kun. So, all is okay! It was on an wonderful Monday, when this little accident happened. Yanagi-kun knew he should apologize and did so. Inui-kun forgave him and took, form somewhere new glasses. How cute! A true friendship!
Yanagi: Huh, I forgot this accident.
Inui: Hm...me too.
Sanada Genichirou
Meiji Era, rocks and family! Curios?
No wonder is Sanada-kun so strong. He carries a rock in his bag! Hm...scary. All day long caring a bag, with a rock. Are you even human, Sanada-kun? We mean you have tennis practice, or? The rock must be very heavy. Why does he carry a rock? Well, this has with his family to do. Since the Meiji Era his family passed down this rock. Yes, right heard.
Sanada: It is tradition!
Kirihara: F-fukubuchou is s-scary!
Yukimura Seiichi
Sleep-walking, huh? This is interesting.
Warning
Yukimura Seiichi is a sadist. Because we're not sure if we going to be alive, after this, we're apologizing, if we don't write next week!
Thank you, for your understanding!
Sleep-walking, who would have thought? Well, we're sure not! And Yukimura-kun does it! Yes, right heard, he sleep-walks! Serveal people have seen him. Luckily, his sister, Ryoma-chan is insomniac and can stop him. We hope he doesn't hurt himself.
Yukimura: ...
Ryoma: Nii-san...are you planning to murder someone?
Marui: Buchou...does what?
Echizen Ryoma
Animals are cute, Ryoma should know it!
It seems like Ryoma gets attracted to animals, easily. And animals love Ryoma as well! One day the Rikkai regulars visited the Zoo. Yukimura-kun, Sanada-kun, Yanagi-kun and Niou-kun seemed to be panicked. Why? Well, as they walked in the Zoo, all animals looked at Ryoma. When she walked to a cage, the animal there would accept it, when she stroke them. And when someone of the boys was near Ryoma, the animals would growl, at them. How scary! Yukimura-kun let it be...but when he saw his sister stroke a lion, he had it. Ryoma was banned, fom going to a Zoo, ever again. The Rikkai regulars felt pity for her, because she loves animals.
Ryoma: I hate you...newspaper.
Yukimura: ...Never again...
Attention, Attention!
The two writer, for the newspaper vanished, mysteriously. No one knows where they are. The regulars of Rikkai are scared, because their Buchou...smiled. No, not a genuine smile! It was the Bitch-you-can't-win-against-me-because-I'm-fucking-beautiful-and-fucking-perfect-and-all-love-me-smile. He didn't let the smile slip for a week.
...Yanagi Renji, Oshitari Yuushi and Inui Sadaharu!
A/N: Wuhu! I did...something. Well, at least I tried! Do you have wishes? Did I something false? Well, if you have something to wish for...tell me?
Thank you, for reading!