The whole gang was confused. They didn't understand what was going on. They tried to ask, but they couldn't find the words.
"Let me explain…" Mayor Dell started. "The whole town grouped up and decided to prank you, just as a fun larf."
"W-w-w-w-…." Brian said as he couldn't find the words.
"You're not mad are you?"
Wayne just stood there in silence as Claudette was trying to find a bad word in her head to describe them. Brian just stood there with his mouth agape.
Wayne then left the scene. "Wayne, wait for us!" Claudette said as she grabbed Brian's tail and they left.
"Did you get it on camera?" Dell asked the two.
"You bet we did…" Officer X said excitedly as he showed them the tape. The three humans had a laugh.
What they didn't notice was the human lizard man that was creeping behind them. They laughed as the lizard man took its claw and jammed it in Officer X's chest taking out his heart.
The two remaining screamed as we cut to Wayne walking to the TARDIS. Claudette perked up her ears.
"Do you hear screaming?" She asked.
"Don't care… let's go…" Wayne grumbled as he opened the TARDIS doors and the three went inside.
"Last time I help a town… you know I shouldn't say that…. Last time I help this town." Wayne emphasized the word "This".
"Let's go home…" Brian said as he went to the console and watched Wayne playing with the buttons.
The TARDIS de-materialized and they went off. We then hear a faint roar in the background as the screams of help died down.
Thus ends the tale of the Loveland Lizard…. Or is it a frog? Damn it! I should've googled it…. Let's see…. "Google: Is it Loveland Lizard or Loveland Frog?"
Google: "Both are applicable."
Narrator: "Finally, we got that mystery down…. Why are you still reading this? Go away…"
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