Mew and Pumpkingking watched the Tv inside they saw-
*Afthermathematics Intro*
Replays scenes from past contestants most notably the eliminated contestants.*
*Afthermathematics Outro*
*Mew's New Island Intro*
*Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers.
The Camara zooms into a stage and a bunch of visible pokemon are also seen.
"Greetings its me your host Suicune" She smirked.
"And your Co-Host Ninetails."
Cheers.
"This could be the last Afthermathematics since we will allow Pokemon to return to Mew's New Island." Ninetails explained and nodded at the Popcorn gallery who got screen time.
"Yeah but they will have to fight for it!, we prepared a series of harsh challenges for them but for now lets meet the losers in our new segment MTL!" Suicunte yelled.
"Please welcome, Dragonair and Charmander!" Ninetails smiled.
Cheers.
Dragonair went to the couch so did Charmander he walked all smug and mighty.
"So how did it feel to be eliminated eh?" Suicunte teased.
"It sucked, but i will win next time." Dragonair smirked.
"That is if there is a next time, i will rejoin and take them all down!" Growled Charmander.
"Yea yea keep dreaming" Suicunte teased.
"Please welcome Foe and Magby!" Ninetails spoke.
Foe walked smoking a blunt but a machop took it away placed it in his mouth and walked backstage.
Foe giggled at this, Magby however seemed neutral.
"Welcome boys, how did it feel to be out?" Ninetails asked.
"Yo i was a bit bummed and all but ya know its cool its cool" Foe smirked. The Popcorn gallery spoke. "Yo Foe why are you so nice!?" They all said.
"Well i will explain it with a song eh" Foe Smirked and stood up.
"O brother" Magby shook his head.
(This song is called 'Your Biggest Foe ' This has a sort of Jamaican vibe to it starting slow and then fast with a strange tempo and background like if you were on acid, a chill song basically)
Foe: Yo...~I am Foee~ A big...umb dumb lump, however i am bomb~...Yo im just Foe...
Yo...~~I was a Foe~ However now~ I change ya flow~...
I am Foe~ But am not your Foe!
I am Foe, was Your biggest Foe!
I am Foe...hehehehe oh man i am so high bro~...
Claps.
The Pokemon seemed confused.
"That did not tell us anything!" Solrock yelled.
"Duh ehehehe" Foe giggled.
"Welcome Crack-a-Chu and Jigglypuff!" Ninetails smiled.
They walked out. Cheers.
"How are you two?"
"Well now that... that hell hole is over with i can finally relax~" Jigglypuff stretched.
"I am just happy to be with Dragonair again!" The Crack-a-chu Smirked.
Dragonair blushed.
Awes~
"Yeah yeah thats great" Suicunte rolled her eyes.
"Whats wrong dont you have someone that loves you?" Asked Turtwig.
"Shut up." She snapped.
"Welcome, Vani and Lairon!" Ninetails spoke to stop this.
Cheers.
The Vanillish came out and so did the Lairon, Lairon looked sad and Vanillish looked pissed.
"Hey Girls...how is it going?" Asked Ninetails. "How did it feel to be voted out so close to the end haha!" Teased Suicunte.
"It sucked!, After all the Trauma i had to do in that fire challenge! I basically have a Phobia of Fire now!" Vani yelled.
"I don't care...i just hope Dusclops wins..." Lairon looked away.
Silence.
"Welcome Tyrogue and Togepi!"
Cheers lots of Cheers.
"Gosh! I have won Fame and Glory!" Tyrogue smiled.
"No they are just viewing Togepi ass mass..." Numel smirked.
Togepi teased the crowd they went wild, then she teased The Popcorn gallery Squirtle whistled and Munchlax had a nose bleed.
"Alright Togepi for that you cant rejoin!" Suicunte spoke looking away. "Worth It Hahaha!"
"Gosh do you have no Dignity i mean GOSH!" Tyrogue spoke.
"Nope, Anyway i know what you will ask, it did suck for Chandelure to betray me like that but well i guess it was my fault for believing her." Togepi shurged.
"My elimination was rigged gosh i mean ARCEUS!" Tyrogue spoke loudly. They all stared at him.
"Someone wants to see BTS?!" Suicunte yelled and the Tv fell from the sky into the Ground it was cracked but it showed silly moments with silly music of all the characters, Cryogonal hiding in trees, Lunatone bothering Pokemon, Larvesta dancing, Totodile trying to talk and Dusclops falling in shit with many more, it ended.
Claps and Cheers.
"Its Time for The Fans, TFTF!"
Ninetails smiled.
PachaPichu Asked: Fuck you Crack-a-Chu! Why are you so cool my Ex GF Pachirisu left me to do some sort of world champion ship cause she wanted to be cool like you now my balls are Blue, WHY!?
"I don't know dude, just go along with stuff and be the best you can" Crack-a-chu smirked and smacked Dragonair's ass.
"For that you two wont return." Suicunte glared.
"Whateves." Crack-a-chu spoke.
Dragonair blushed crimson red.
"Woah that dude is Cool, not as cool as me ey babe?" Asked Squirtle and Togepi hit him.
Carla Casafranca asked: Jigglypuff, how is your baby sister Igglybuff worse than you?
"First of all, It's a honor for you to ask me a question, Thanks, second of all, She is just such a spoiled brat, Not even Vespiqueen kinds of levels!"
"Hey..." Vespiqueen pouted.
SmokingWeedleNeedle asked: Yo Vespiqueen, Why are you such a Butt?
She scoffed "You Ignorant fool, I am the future Queen of the World, I wont be over shadowed by My Sister.
Queen Ebeezabeth asked:Vespiqueen why are you so useless, baka! Lol
"Shut Up Sis!" Vespiqueen screamed.
"Woah woah wait, Your Sister is Queen Ebeezabeth, The Queen Ebeezabeth!" Ninetails asked very surprised. "Yea, whateves.." Vespiqueen rolled her eyes.
"She helped some Kid Defeat the Zhery Pokemon League Champion all those Centuries Ago?" Suicunte yelled just as surprised.
"Psh Maybe Not, she is too weak.."
Vespiqueen spoke jealously.
"I heard she mastered Destiny Bond, can you believe that?" Ninetails said amazed.
"Next Question Please!" Screamed Vespiqueen covering her ears.
Bella Beldum asked: Foe, How did a stoner like you get incredibly far in the game!?
"Well once you try to be friends with everyone people dont have any reason to kick their friends, ya know?" Foe smirked.
Jelly The Jellecent asked: Squirtle why do you think you are cool?
"Ever heard of- um of you desire it you will um..bee? or sum...I dont know okay! Point is I am Cool~" Squirtle smirked and Togepi hit him, "Not"
The Shipper asked: Squirtlextogepi, is it real?, What would the name be? Squirepi... Togertle? Some other cute baka like name? What will you call your baby once you two are married!
Love ya -YM
"Yanma! Only the fans!" Suicunte spoke loudly.
"Lol, But i am a fan, i been since day one i've been on Mew's New Island!" Yanma whined.
"Well no Squirtle is not my Bf and he never will!" Togepi yelled.
"I don't care cause i deserve a better woman anyway not a child!" Squirtle teased and They began to fight "You two dont get to return now. "Isn't that unfair?" Cyndaquil asked."You are Unfair!" Makuhita yelled he punched Cyndaquil they both began to fight and Yanma helped. "All three of you wont return!" Yelled Suicunte mad.
"I dont even want to return..." Numel rolled his eyes.
"Fine whatever! You won't return Numel!"
"Can i not return too?" Asked Mienfoo.
"Yeah Same" Turtwig looked nervous.
"Honestly i don't care if i return or not anymore" Solrock seemed bored.
"Ugh its too much!" Suicunte complained.
"Skarmory stop Cursing so much!"
"Fuck you dude!"
"Ugh Enough!" Suicunte yelled.
They did not stop.
Kirlia watched in silence.
Ninetails looked at this.
"Kirlia gets to return to Mew's New Island!" Ninetails announced.
Kirlia smiled smugly.
The Pokemon gasped.
"Gosh you guys shut up..." Tyrogue yelled.
Some Pokemon were still talking.
"ARCEUS!" Tyrogue yelled then the ceiling broke.
"My child you have said my name in vain for the last time." Arceus seemed pissed. Every single Pokemon bowed down.
"Greetings Suicune, i see you still use your odd Talent Show."
"Aftershow, master." She bowed but still had a hint if jealousy in the tone if her voice.
"Gosh, i can't believe Arceus is here..." Tyrogue stared.
"You will be going with someone..."
"Gosh... who?"
"Greetings..."
The Pokemon gasped spooked af.
"It's Giratina!" They spoke.
"You will make a fine replacement for that Banette..." She Grinned.
Using her Arms Giratina dragged Tyrogue to the Distortion world.
Silence.
Yanma texted on her phone, "Just watched the Pokemon Devil #Giratina drag Tyrogue to Hell, #Awesome #Banette #Weavile #DarkAmphithereBestBae" She giggled and Smiled.
"Wasn't Giratina a dude..." Numel boredly spoke.
Solrock shurged boredly.
"Enough!" Yelled Suicunte.
There was still more chaos everywhere.
"Everyone Please Stop!" Screamed Ninetails.
Everyone became quiet.
"Please can we just play a game of Returns?" Ninetails shyly asked.
"Sure." Charmander smirked.
"Alright this game is called, Treasure Fame and Ice Puke Blame!, The rules are that you will have to Chug a Drink of Nasty Food and while it is Snowing like a Blizzard you must look Cute and Cool while fighting for a key that will open the Botton to give you pass for Mew's New Island!, The first Pokemon that presses the button joins!" Ninetails smiled.
"Now Go!" Suicunte yelled.
Most Pokemon Scrambled around everywhere.
There was too much chaos it simply could not be described, many Pokemon Puked and most failed however Charmander had the key for the botton and used it, he used the key he was about to press the button and then-!
Everyone gasped!
"No!"
"It can't be!"
"Impossible!"
"Dudes i am so high..."
The Pokemon that Returned was...
"It's Me!"
"u-um...J-joltik joins Mew's New island.." Ninetails spoke confused.
"Yesss!" She smirked!
"However cause we are almost out of time so does um..Charmander."
Suicunte spoke quickly.
Charmander smirked.
"A Winner is You, lets do this quick Charmander how does it feel to be back?" Ninetails spoke.
"Awesome, you all better watch out hahahaha!" He smirked.
"What about you Kirlia?"
"Happy and more Ready." He smirked.
"J-joltik?"
"Team Smile, Dot and Z is going Down!" She smirked.
"Thats all the time we have bye!" Suicunte yelled.
Camara Zooms out to see all the chaos and Destruction.
"We're getting a budget cut..."
"Dammit." Suicunte Cursed.
Cheers and Laught Track.
*Afthermathematics Outro*
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