Kiss. Giggle.
"Piccolo, quit it!" Frikiza giggled as she turned her head away from her new husband, and blushed when he used to opportunity to bite her neck. They had just left their wedding reception, after also attending Frieza and Cell's wedding the day before, and they were now standing outside the hotel where they'd had their first kiss. "You're drunk." Frikiza stated.
"I'm not!" King Piccolo barked, insulted.
"Well you picked the caterers." Frikiza smirked. "Do you think they poisoned you as well?"
"Maybe." King Piccolo grunted, leaning against the doorway. "They're jealous of me."
"Oh…?" Frikiza smiled, blushing a little. She looked at him. "Why is that?"
King Piccolo stared at her, causing Frikiza's heart to skip in anticipation. She waited eagerly for his reply, wondering what he was going to say. King Piccolo snorted, and then smirked.
"Because my wife's rich!" He grinned.
"… Great." Frikiza muttered, disappointed that he didn't say something nice. Really? Could he not at least say something flattering on their wedding day? "Do you only want me for my money?" She frowned.
"No… That's a bonus." King Piccolo purred, moving closer to her. "I want you for your body –"
"Okay!" Frikiza squealed, grabbing his hand before he got them arrested for public indecency. "I get it – let's check in!"
"Okay." King Piccolo sniggered, and followed Frikiza inside.
They approached the hotel reception desk, and the manager's face lit up when she saw them.
"Hey, Guys!" She beamed. "Back again?"
"Yes." Frikiza smiled. "We have a reservation under King Piccolo."
"Let's see…" The manager uttered, checking her computer. "Oh…" Her face darkened in embarrassment. "Oh my God…" She looked up at the couple apologetically. "Guys, I'm so sorry. There's been another mix-up."
"What!" King Piccolo roared, suddenly enraged. "What kind of place is this!" Fuck it! He was going to blow this place up! And if Frikiza didn't like it, then… then she could just go home!
"I'm sorry!" The manager pleaded. "I don't know how this keeps happening! You're booked in the honeymoon suite again – but it's okay, I have a twin room available. I'll just change it –"
"No!" King Piccolo and Frikiza both cried.
"No – that's right!" Frikiza nodded. "We're supposed to be in the honeymoon suite."
"Oh…" The hotel manager uttered, then she suddenly noticed that they were wearing what sort of resembled wedding clothes. Her eyes widened in surprise, and she let out a small gasp. "So… you two are…?"
"Yeah!" Frikiza beamed, holding up her ring. "We're married!"
"Oh, wow…" The manager mumbled, then smiled at them. "Well… congratulations!"
"Thanks!" Frikiza grinned.
"Um…" The manager looked at Frikiza, and gestured for her to come closer.
Frikiza leant into the woman, who whispered to her, "Seriously…?"
"Yeah!" Frikiza whispered back, giggling. "Once you get to know him, he's not that bad!"
"Hey!" King Piccolo barked, slamming his hand down on the reception desk so hard it almost shattered. "I can hear you, you know!"
"Oh yeah… I forgot about your hearing." Frikiza uttered, blushing slightly.
"Sorry." The manager giggled. "Well anyway – let me give you guys a discount on your room, as a thank you." She smiled. "I've only had my second honeymoon suite open for two days, and it's already booked out thanks to your recommendation! Your brother's staying here."
"My brother?" Frikiza blinked. "I don't have a brother."
"Well… your cousin then?" The hotel manager replied. "He looks just like you! And he has the same taste in guys." She smirked. "He's married to a big green guy that's arrogant and over-confident too."
"What did you say about me!" King Piccolo screamed, his ki flaring up. "Listen –"
"Oh be quiet, it's true!" Frikiza scolded, shoving her tail into his mouth to silence him. "But… I don't get it." She said, looking at the hotel manager. "Are you talking about Frieza…?"
"Yeah, that's him!" The manager nodded.
"But –"
"Hey! Frikiza!"
Frikiza and King Piccolo looked up to see Frieza and Cell returning from the hotel bar; Cell was leaning against Frieza and staggering clumsily.
"Frieza?" Frikiza gasped, he eyes widening in surprise. What were Frieza and Cell doing here? They'd been allowed to come to Frikiza's wedding, but they'd gone back to hell right after the ceremony… Frikiza had even seen them leave!
"Oh my…" The hotel manager frowned, looking at Cell. "Are you drunk?"
"Me? No!" Cell snorted as he and Frieza approached them. He pulled away from Frieza and fell onto the reception desk. "I… I'm just…" He didn't manage to finish his sentence before he lost his balance and stumbled forward, and was about to fall face first onto the floor when Frieza caught him.
"You are drunk!" The manager growled. "It was Alex that served you, right? I've already warned him about over-serving! You know, part of me thinks that I should just fire him."
"What!" King Piccolo and Cell cried.
"No! You can't fire that kid! He's great!" King Piccolo protested. "He serves you whatever you want!"
"That's the problem." The manager frowned. "He's supposed to refuse you service if you seem drunk!"
"Well… to be fair, he tried to…" Cell uttered. "But then I threatened to kill him."
"What!" The manager screamed, her eyes widening.
"Oh – ignore him, he doesn't know what he's saying!" Frieza said frantically. "He's just drunk!"
"I am not –" Cell began, but was abruptly cut off by Frieza shoving his tail into Cell's mouth. Frieza looked up at Cell and glared at him.
"Shut up, you idiot!" He barked at him telepathically. "You're going to get us kicked out!"
Cell looked at Frieza and grinned, his eyes lighting up.
"You're cute." He replied, and Frieza turned bright purple when Cell started sucking on his tail.
"Stop it!" Frieza shrieked, pulling his tail away. "Not in public!"
"Haha… Frieza, you're cute!" Cell beamed, wrapping his arms around Frieza. "Gimme a kiss! Come on!"
"Cell!" Frieza snarled, struggling to break out of Cell's grip. "Get off me, you moron! Now!"
"Ugh!" King Piccolo snarled in disgust. "I don't want to see that! Go and do it in your room, you pair of freaks!"
"Yes Cell, come on." Frieza hissed angrily, finally punching Cell off him. "Let's go. Now!" He stormed off towards the elevator without even waiting for Cell to follow.
"Hey!" Cell cried. "Frieza – wait!" He attempted to chase after him, but fell to the ground after a few steps.
"Should I call security?" The hotel manager asked.
"No! Please don't!" Frikiza gasped. "We'll take care of him! He won't be any trouble, I promise!" She raced over to Cell and picked him up off the ground. "Cell – hold onto me, okay?"
"Ha." Cell replied with a wicked smirk. "With pleasure –"
"Get your hands off her!" King Piccolo screamed, batting Cell's hand away. "I'll carry you!" He grabbed hold of Cell and started to walk him towards the elevator, where Frieza was waiting impatiently.
When the elevator arrived Frieza stepped into it, ignoring Cell as he was dragged in behind him.
"Hey…" Cell uttered, looking at Frieza with concern. "Frieza, what's wrong?"
"Shut up, Cell!" Frieza snarled. "You're embarrassing me!"
"But I – I didn't mean to…" Cell trailed off as another issue distracted him. "Oh… hey, let go." He pushed King Piccolo off him and stumbled into the corner of the elevator. "I gotta pee."
"What!" Frieza screamed, his eyes widening. "Cell, you are not peeing here!"
"Why not?" Cell shrugged.
"Because it's disgusting!" Frieza barked. "And you'll get us kicked out!"
"But I… I have to." Cell replied.
"Well, hold it." Frieza hissed.
"Tch." Cell grunted, and slid down to a sitting position on the floor. "Fine. Whatever. I… I'll hold it for you, Frieza. You… you know why?" He attempted to wink at the icejin, but ended up just blinking at him. "Because I love you!"
"Shut up." Frieza growled. "You're drunk!"
"I'm not drunk!" Cell yelled. "Hey!" He glared at Frieza and King Piccolo. "Your… your wedding food was poisoned!"
"Yes! See!" King Piccolo protested, turning to Frikiza. "I told you it was!"
"No it wasn't." Frikiza growled. "You just drank too much."
"That's not true!" King Piccolo yelled. "I hardly drank anything – those caterers poisoned the food!"
"If it was poisoned then why are Frikiza and I not affected?" Frieza argued.
"Well it obviously doesn't affect icejins!" King Piccolo barked.
"Yeah!" Cell nodded. "You guys… you guys are immune."
"Cell… you're part icejin, you moron." Frieza seethed. "So why aren't you immune?"
"Well…" Cell uttered, unable to think of answer. "Because…" His eyes suddenly lit up as he thought of something, and he grinned triumphantly. "It's a namek poison! And I'm part namek!"
"Yes!" King Piccolo gasped, completely following his logic. "See Frikiza! I was targeted!"
"Yeah, I… I don't want to scare you…" Cell said, looking at King Piccolo. "But I'm… I'm like… one hundred per cent certain that your caterers tried to assassinate you."
"Oh, shut up." Frieza growled.
"Bastards!" King Piccolo roared, enraged. "After I gave them the job! I provided them with an income!"
"You should kill them." Cell said.
"No!" Frikiza yelled. "No killing! You're both just drunk, that's all!"
"We are not –"
"Shut up Cell, you are!" Frieza snapped, silencing him.
The elevator came to a stop and Frieza wrapped his tail around Cell's waist, dragging him out of the elevator after King Piccolo and Frikiza.
"Hey… Hey, I can stand!" Cell growled, pulling Frieza's tail off him. "Watch!" He pushed himself to his feet, then stood for ten seconds before he stumbled over again.
"Idiot." Frieza muttered, turning away in embarrassment.
He looked at Frikiza. "Did you have a good day anyway?" He asked, purposely ignoring Cell.
"Yes, we did!" Frikiza beamed. "But I don't get it – what are you guys doing here? I thought you got returned to hell?"
"We did." Frieza said. "But when we arrived Fortune-teller Baba brought us here. It's a surprise wedding gift off her."
"I thought her gift was telling you your future?" Frikiza replied.
"She tried…" Frieza said. "But when she looked into that ball she just screamed and said something about me being gold, then she passed out." He smirked. "So… it sounds like my followers are going to build a gold statue of me."
"Maybe." Frikiza giggled. "She didn't elaborate?"
"Frikiza – she was wasted." Frieza stated. "She had no idea she'd even looked at our futures at all."
"She did the same sort of thing with us." Frikiza said. "She looked at her ball but she said she couldn't read it – I guess she was still feeling the effects from your wedding."
"I'm still surprised she actually made it to yours." Frieza smirked.
"I think her hangover started about halfway through." Frikiza giggled. "She was definitely still drunk when she arrived."
"Ha." Frieza sniggered, folding his arms. "Well, at least she can say she was drunk. You know, at our wedding she made out with Babidi."
"What!" Frikiza cried, her eyes widening. "Seriously?"
"Yeah." Frieza nodded. "And then they disappeared together for a while…"
"Oh my God!" Frikiza gasped.
"Ew!" King Piccolo gagged, almost vomiting. "That's disgusting! I don't know who to feel more sorry for!"
"Oh, well it's nice for them." Frikiza smiled. "I didn't hear about that."
She looked at Frieza cautiously, wondering whether or not she should say what she was about to. "I… I just heard about Zarbon…"
"Oh, please." Frieza snorted. "He only made out with Bardock to make me jealous – and Bardock only went along with it to get to me. I could see right through it; it was pathetic."
"Yeah but… you still got jealous." Cell sniggered, pushing himself into a sitting position after briefly passing out.
"No I didn't!" Frieza barked, turning on him. "You of all people should know that I don't care about Zarbon!"
"Yeah… yeah, I know…" Cell said. "But you don't want anybody else to either. You're… you're possessive like that."
"I am not!" Frieza wailed. Frikiza didn't comment, agreeing with Cell.
"Well anyway…" She said. "It's getting late. We should go to our room –"
"Hold… hold on." Cell uttered, once again climbing to his feet. He stood upright for a few seconds, struggling to maintain his balance, until he finally collapsed to the floor. "Look!" Cell cried, glaring at Frikiza and King Piccolo. "Look at what your food did! I… I'm paralysed!"
"No you're not." Frieza growled and threw his tail around Cell, dragging the android to his feet.
"Frikiza…" Cell snarled, glaring at her. "This poison better wear off!"
"I'm sure it will." Frikiza sighed. "Just drink plenty of water." She looked at Frieza. "Oh – did you guys get a chance to open your gifts yet?"
"Yes!" Frieza grinned. "Thanks for giving us your capsule house!"
"It's okay, I said you could have it, right?" Frikiza smiled. "But you know the hot tub? They have an even bigger one in your room."
"They do?" Frieza gasped, his eyes widening.
"Mm-hm." Frikiza beamed. "And 24-hour room service."
"Hey!" King Piccolo barked, looking at Frikiza. "You're not spending all night in that stupid hot tub! This is supposed to be a sex vacation!"
"Yeah… you too, Frieza." Cell frowned at his husband.
"So what if I do?" Frieza sniped. "It's not like you can do anything in your condition."
"Yeah, I totally can!" Cell yelled, insulted. "Hey!" He looked at King Piccolo. "You want a challenge? Let's see who can fuck the loudest!"
"What!" Frieza and Frikiza both cried, turning violet.
"Yeah, sure." King Piccolo smirked. "But just to warn you – we'll win."
"No we won't!" Frikiza barked. "We aren't doing that!"
"Cell – I don't want other people listening to us!" Frieza snapped.
"Yeah well too bad, because…" Cell trailed off again, distracted. "… I really gotta pee. Can I pee yet?"
"Oh – come on!" Frieza huffed.
"Hey!" Cell cried out as Frieza tightened his tail around him and lifted him into the air.
"Good luck with your marriage, Frikiza!" Frieza growled, and stormed off towards their room, his face dark with embarrassment.
"You too…" Frikiza mumbled, and watched as Frieza opened the door to his hotel room and hurled the intoxicated Cell inside.
King Piccolo watched Frieza and Cell leave, then turned to Frikiza.
"Hey." He purred, a devilish smirk coming across his lips as he advanced on her. "Now that they're gone…"
"Not here!" Frikiza insisted, pushing him away. "Come on." She approached their hotel room and unlocked the door.
"Wait." King Piccolo uttered just as Frikiza was about to step inside.
She turned round and looked at him questionably. He was blushing a little… was something wrong? "I… I have to carry you." King Piccolo said.
"Carry me?" Frikiza blinked.
"Piano said it's in a movie…" King Piccolo mumbled, his cheeks darkening. "I have to carry you in."
"Oh…" Frikiza uttered. "Okay." Her heart skipped a beat and she let out a giggle as King Piccolo scooped her up in his arms and looked down at her, grinning.
"Ready?" He asked.
"Mm-hm!" Frikiza nodded excitedly.
King Piccolo kissed her, then kicked open the hotel room door and carried Frikiza inside, kicking the door closed behind him. Frikiza felt her cheeks burning as he carried her over to the bed, then he threw her down onto it and leapt on top of her, burying his face into her neck. This was so cute! He was actually trying to be romantic! Maybe he really was changing… "Piccolo…" Frikiza breathed as a feeling of warmth flooded her heart. "I love you."
"Yeah, I know." King Piccolo replied, sliding his hand down her body. He met her eyes and Frikiza's heart stopped as he gazed at her. His gaze was so calm… almost terrifying. He had such an evil aura about him, and yet… there was a gentleness there. Frikiza could sense it. Maybe… Maybe now he would finally let it show… "Frikiza…" King Piccolo purred.
"Yes?" Frikiza asked, her chest tingling in anticipation. Was he finally going to say it…? Those words that Frikiza had longed for him to say, ever since she'd fallen in love with him…? If he just said it – she could die right now! It would make her the happiest girl that ever lived!
King Piccolo placed his palm on Frikiza's cheek and gently ran his finger across her lips, smiling slightly as he gazed at her. Oh, Piccolo… Frikiza watched him warmly, her heart melting at his smile… But then he smirked.
"Bend over, Beautiful."
"Aii!" Frikiza yelped out as King Piccolo flipped her onto her front and lifted up her dress. God dammit! He was supposed to say something romantic! Frikiza threw herself onto her back again and launched her tail at King Piccolo, slapping him across the face. "No!" She barked.
King Piccolo paused for a moment, and rubbed his stinging cheek. Ow… that hurt! That… That bitch! He looked down at Frikiza, and his ki skyrocketed as he suddenly became enraged.
"You…" King Piccolo snarled, his eyes glowing demonically and his aura turning dark and deadly as his entire body filled with anger. "You will pay for that."
A cold shiver ran down Frikiza's spine as his evil aura surrounded her. It was so sexy… She loved this part of him! Frikiza blushed a little and let out a small, helpless whimper as she stared pleadingly into King Piccolo's eyes.
"Please don't hurt me…" She breathed timidly. "… Master."
"Ohh, Baby…" King Piccolo groaned, suddenly aroused beyond belief. He let out a loud snarl and threw himself down onto Frikiza's lips, kissing her hungrily as her delicious whimpering almost finished him off. This marriage was going to be consummated so fast!
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King Piccolo and Frikiza barely left the bedroom for the duration of their honeymoon, and while they were enjoying their married life, Fortune-teller-Baba was in her home, studying the image of King Piccolo and Frikiza's future on her crystal ball and wondering whether or not she should tell the couple what she had actually seen.
"Oh, what a dilemma…" She groaned to herself. "He's gonna flip…" She sighed, thinking aloud. "But maybe I should tell them… it might make things better in the long run…"
"Um… Fortune-teller Baba?" A voice caused Baba to look up from her crystal ball, and she raised her eyebrows in surprise when she saw one of the hell guards standing in front of her. "Are you busy, ma'am?"
"Yes!" Fortune-teller Baba answered, finally coming to a decision. "I have to tell someone their future right away! It's incredibly important!" Yes, she had to… Before it happened, and they were stuck with it! She had to go to them immediately!
"Oh…" The guard uttered. "It's just that… I have a message from the wizard Babidi. He says he had a very good time with you the other night, and he would like to see you again."
"Oh…" Baba replied, blushing. "He did, did he?" She paused for a moment, then grinned sheepishly. "Well… it was just a one-time thing, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell him that in person…"
"But…" The hell guard said. "Ma'am – if you need to see someone right away –"
"Oh, never mind that!" Baba laughed, waving her hand dismissively. "I was on the fence about it anyway – what will be will be, right? I'm sure it'll all work out in the end."
"Okay…" The guard mumbled. "Well then… if you would like to follow me?"
"Of course!" Baba nodded and followed the hell guard towards the afterlife, with the image of King Piccolo and Frikiza's future still flickering in her crystal ball.
To be continued!
Author's Note:-
Well, it's over! Honestly I think this is one of the best fics I've written in a long time, I just had so much fun writing it, and I really love this pairing!
First off, I really want to thank all of my reviewers for your feedback! Especially Timothy D who has pretty much reviewed every chapter - whenever I post I look forward to your review hehe ^^ And to be honest, when I first started this fic it wasn't getting much traffic, to the point that I thought about abandoning it, so you can take some of the credit for this fic getting finished at all, because those early reviews were what really kept me motivated!
Also Astroman1000, thank you for your very enthusiastic feedback! It really motivated me to post the last few chapters of this fic quickly, and I hope the ending was to your satisfaction - I planned the end of this fic pretty much as soon as I started it, so I hope it fit in well!
I know I have a lot more reviewers and followers than this though, so a big thank you to you all and I hope this fic gave you as much enjoyment reading it as it did for me writing it :) And once again, please review your final comments!
Also, for those of you who appreciate fanart, please take the time to go to deviantart and check out TheBombDiggity666. She has done some amazing King Piccolo and Piccolo Junior fanart pieces, and she has also done the first ever fanart picture of Frikiza! Yippee! And it's great, so please check it out! She'll also be doing another Demonic Love pic in the future, so get her on your watch list!
And finally... Yes, this fic is finished, but the story is 'to be continued', so please keep an eye out for my upcoming fic 'The Nameks', which will follow King Piccolo and Frikiza in their new life, and the truth about Fortune-teller Baba's crystal ball vision will finally be revealed...
Thank you once again for reading! See you in The Nameks!
~ Vickychan