Diana woke up in the arms of her ex, Andy. She wasn't sure what to do. He looked so peaceful, she never wanted to leave him again. But he was a complete asshole to her. But she should not have snapped at him. But he deserved it! But she missed him. But he … she still loved him. She felt disgusted with herself for still waiting him.
He grunted awake. "Huh?" He blinked around then saw Diana. "Oh no Diana what did we do last night!" He yelled. She was heartbroken clearly he didn't feel the same way about her anymore. "I don't know!" She said faking shock. "You … you should go." He said pulling the sheets over him. She didn't want to go but she didn't want to make him more angry with her. "Oh-okay Andy." She said putting on her clothes and shoes. She walked out neither of them saying a word.
As she closed the door he was left alone. He started smiling a little bit. "I remember what we did, your amazing babe." He frowned a bit. "I miss ya Diana." He got ready very slowly that morning.
When Diana arrived at work she saw Joy waiting on the steps. She had to get a taxi because her car was still in the shop. "Sorry my car is broken." She said. Joy was confused. "Are those the same clothes you were wearing last night?" Joy asked Diana rarely wore the same thing twice much less two days in a row. "Umm…I just … I read somewhere … Shakira dose it so it's probably… like the next big thing!" Diana said pretending to check her nails. "But your makeup is all smudged and your hair's kinda messy." Joy said not in a mean way she was concerned. "It's all in fashion you just don't understand!" Diana could not think of a better excuse. Joy smelt something it wasn't her usual perfume. "Is that Andy's cologne?" Joy asked raising her eyebrow. "WHAT! NO!" Diana said suddenly. Joy knew she was lying his cologne was very exclusive. "Diana! Why did you go back to him!" Joy asked. Diana unlocked the door rushed inside.
"Diana! I am not letting you off that easy!" Joy yelled after her. "I didn't go to him!" Diana yelled. "Did he come to you?" Joy said. "Well sort of." Diana said smiling a little bit. "What did he do!" Joy asked angrily. "Well when I was coming back from your place my car stopped working and then Andy drove by and he paid for my car to be fixed at his garage which is like really nice!" her smile kept getting bigger. "So you slept with him?" Joy said annoyed. "Don't say it like that! It didn't start of with that it just lead to it." She said her smile was gone now. "It doesn't matter anyway he didn't remember anything." Joy saw her friend looked extremely sad. "Diana do you still care about him … romantically?" Joy said not sure what answer she wanted to hear. "No I don't he was a a …" she was lying she couldn't bring herself to insult him. "Just focus on your date with the news anchor tonight!" Joy said excited.
(Levi stadium)
Andy was rushing around trying to find Fred. He finally found him going over the plays he was working on the night before. "There you are Fred, so are those plays safe? We need to start practicing them." Andy said. Fred's hands were shaking. "Wow your more nervous than usual!" Andy said laughing. "Diana told us what you did last night." He grunted. "She told you we slept together!" Andy grunted half angry half exited. "What! No she told us you guys broke up!" Fred said confused. "My office now!" Andy yelled. He took the plays and handed them to an assistant coach. "Do these with the team!"
Andy paced his office and Fred just sat staring at the stapler still on the floor. Andy noticed him staring at it. "You know I regret it right?" Andy whispered. "I am still shocked you threw something at her." Fred said solemnly. "I don't think she's ever gunna forgive me." Andy said adjusting his collar. "But she slept with you didn't she?" Fred asked. "Yea but I don't know we both were acting strangely this morning." Andy said angry with himself. "I can't believe she went back to you, I really thought she had more self confidence." Fred said. Andy turned on him furiously. "DONT SAY THAT ABOUT HER, SHE IS PERFECT AND AMAZING, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS!" Andy yelled. "JOY is my wife! And Diana's not your girlfriend anymore!" Fred said insulted. Andy put his hand on his forehead. "I'm so sorry man I just … I love her so much!" He felt like crying. "Tell ya what we will go to that bar you like to cheer ya up what ya say? I'll invite Joy!" Fred said hopefully. "Thanks buddy!"
(Back at Diana's studio.)
Diana was wearing a short tight low cut sleek black dress and her makeup was very thick. "You need me to drive ya?" Joy asked. "No he's picking me up!" A bark black sports car pulled up. The news caster came out and opened the passenger door. Joy saw him staring at Diana's ass.
Joy came to the bar were she was meeting Andy and Fred. "Hey guys!" She said excited. Andy was not interested in small talk. "Was Diana excited about her date?" "Umm she didn't really talk about it." Joy said. "Were are they going?" Andy asked. "I don't know?" Joy wish she asked. "I'm thinking of asking out Tiffany." Andy said. "Your assistant!" Fred said shocked. "Yea I know she'll make Diana pay attention to me again." "Come on Andy! Tiffany is almost 12 years younger than you!" Fred grumbled. "I know I know I just want her to know that I'm over her." Andy grumbled.
A few minutes later Diana walked in with her date. They sat down at the bar. Joy prayed Andy wouldn't notice. But the people at the table next to them ruined it. "Hey that's the news guy! Let's get a picture!" Andy watched the people and saw Diana. He just watched them and didn't say anything.
The news guy pushed up close to Diana and wrapped his leg around her's he put his hand on her ass. Andy looked grumpy. "The burgers are really good here!" Diana said excited. "I don't think you should eat a burger!" He said snobbish. "What?" "I mean your a bit chubby. But if you watch what you eat you will be down in a week." He kissed her cheek. "Wait what?" She was feeling self conscious. "Or ya could just go to the bathroom and ya know." He was doing a puking sign. Diana pushed herself away from him. Andy had had enough he walked up to the news guy.
"You shouldn't say that about a lady!" He grumbled. "Andy get out of here!" She said embarrassed. "I can handle this baby!" The anchor said. "I don't think we should take health advice from a 200 pound meat head!" He said. "You think telling her to barf is healthy!" Andy yelled. "If it gets her skinny." Diana was crying a bit. "You are a rude, disrespectful, terrible…" he was interrupted by a bottle hitting him in the head. "Andy!" He held his head.
Diana turned around and faced her date. "Let's get out of here!" He said laughing. "Are you kidding me! Look what you did!" She yelled. "Come on he's an idiot asshole!" He said. "No that's you! I want you to leave!" She said with sass. "I don't wanna date a fatty anyway! Have fun with wimpy there!" He said pointing to Andy. She wanted to hit him but she heard Andy groan.
"Andy!" She walked over to him. The bartender passed her some bandages and rags. "Thanks." She was putting on the bandaids. He hugged her. She was surprised. "I'm sorry." "Andy it's okay that guy was disgusting!" She said rubbing his back. "Don't believe any of the stuff he said, your not fat Diana." He almost cried. "I have been gaining a bit." Diana said critically. "Diana it's not notable! Please I don't wanna have to call the doctor!" He was serious. "You don't have to!" She said quickly. She held him very tight.
"I really am sorry." He said sadly. "You already said that!" She said laughing. "No I'm sorry I threw the stapler at you!" "I'm sorry I accused you of cheating!" She said. "Why did you have to bring up the erection!" He whispered. "I just … uhh… was I doing a bad job?" "No it was the accident we were in … i got some pills." She stared at him confused. "Last night was good wasn't it?" He asked smiling. "You did remember!" She said excited. "How could I forget something so amazing!" He whispered, she smiled. "You okay, Diana?" Fred asked suddenly. She kept staring at Andy. "Yea I'm good!" She said smiling.
They all joined Joy at the table. "So I'm guessing the date didn't go well?" Joy said. "Just drop it guys." Andy said. "Thank you." Diana said smiling. They spent the next few hours talking and eating. Andy was wordlessly starting at Diana. She was also stealing some glances. It was just like before they were dating.