For his crimes against humanity, John (and his cronies) ended up getting locked up at Dayton Hill Penitentiary, a local prison in Nerseytown. Due to his hostility, John was placed in solitary confinement, getting his meals through the warden. Luckily for him, the warden does not check the food before he delivers it, which will prove useful.
Upon request, John had a bookshelf filled with some of the greatest novels of all time. One day, when John was laying on the bed reading The Silence of the Lambs, the warden unlocked John's cell door and set his bowl of chili on his bed. As soon as the warden was out of sight, John dug through the chili with his bare hands and felt something very familiar to him. He pulled out his butcher knife. After looking at it, an evil smile emerged on John's face.
John stood up and tapped on the glass, concealing the knife behind his back. The warden walked over to his cell. "What is it this time, Ginger?" the warden asked.
"Yeah, I have to use the bathroom," John said in an innocent voice. "You think maybe you could... y'know?"
The warden sighed. "Fine," he said with reluctance. He unlocked the cell, and John walked out and went with him to where the bathrooms were located (since he doesn't have a toilet in his cell).
"You're a good man, warden," John said while squeezing the warden's hand.
"Uh, you're hurting me. What's going o-" Before the warden could finish his sentence, John stabbed him in the back with the knife. He shushed the warden while doing so. He then walked off, leaving the warden to die.
Unfortunately for him, there were cameras posted all over the place, leading to a security guard to press the emergency red button. In a matter of minutes, a bunch of policemen ran over to where John was located. With a smile, John combated the guards. He stabbed one in the abdomen; he sliced another's head in half; he ripped out yet another's eyeballs with his bare hands; he snapped yet another's neck; he grabbed another one's taser and tased him in the genitals; he snapped another's neck; he sliced off another's forearms; he stabbed another in the chest, piercing the guard's heart. Only one guard remained by then, and he avoided every single one of John's tricks. However, this guard began to get exhausted, giving John the advantage. With perfect timing, John grabbed the guard's shoulders and ripped out the guard's throat with his teeth. After spitting out the throat, he walked ahead, licking the blood off his blade.
When he approached the main exit, he killed every single person there. He used his knife to unlock the door and walk into the lobby. He then closed the door behind him and locked it. When he walked out the sliding doors and out in the open world, he was greeted by Jackie, who had escaped earlier by digging her way out with a spoon (way before John reclaimed his knife).
"Welcome back, Johnny," Jackie greeted.
"Nice to see you again, my beloved," John replied.
"The others couldn't make it. Their escape plans failed."
"Who honestly gives a fuck? We're out, and that's all that matters..." As the couple walked back to their macabre house, John's maniacal laughter filled the air, reminding the entire town that he was free to kill once more.
FIN