A few days had passed since I moved in with Sollux. All that really happened between now and then was that I complained about it still being hot as Hell in my room, I stayed in Sollux's room most of the day (even when he went out to work at some pizza place) due to his room having an actual air conditioner, and I played on my computer, mainly just dicking around and playing random games. Today, though, I was hanging out with Mr. I-Have-To-Have-A-Fifty-Five-Inch-Flat-Screen-Plasma-Television-As-My-Main-Computer (no joke; it's on top of a long dresser in the corner of his room with his Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, computer monitor, and two loud speakers attatched to it), my laptop on my lap. Sollux was beside me, playing some game called Trickster Online on his computer. I think he's a Dragon? I dunno, I just know that he keeps cussing out the television every time he dies.

"Fuck thi'th queth't!" he growled out, clicking something on the screen furiously. "Th'econd job can wait a few god damn day'th!"

"Sollux, chill the fuck out," I snorted, rolling my eyes slightly at his aggitation. "It's just a fucking game."

"A fucking game. I know that'th what it i'th, KK! Which i'th e'kthactly why it i'th pi'thing me off!" Sollux snapped at me, logging out of his game. "I will be th'pending day'th on collecting all of the galder that I need to get the damn check'th that I need to pay my in-game mentor, not to mention that I have to defeat the bo'th in the Caballa Relic'th Dungeon, fourth floor! I have fought that ath'hole before, and I died three time'th before I killed him! He ha'th a fucking buff that boo'tht'th hi'th attack known a'th an armor breaker! That fucking thing will fuck you up, KK! It will fuck you, up the a'th, with your own weapon, coated in poi'thon, held by Je'thu'th Chri'tht, then God, then Th'atan, then Chuck motherfucking Norri'th, until you are laying in the dirt with no more Re'thurection Th'croll'th in your bag. I know becau'the I fucking played thi'th before, KK. I played a Dragon class before. I became a Prie'tht, lath't time. I'm trying for Dark Lord, now."

I blinked in some surprise at his outburst. "Sollux, calm the fuck down, take your bipolar medication, and relax."

Sollux growled lowly at me, reaching down and grabbing his pill bottle. He quickly opened it, downing a single pill dry. He went back to his computer, turning on something on Netflix, probably to ignore my ass. Fine by me. He can be a mopey shitsponge for all I care. I went back to dicking around on my laptop, pretending not to care about being ignored. For a couple of hours, we were like this, both silent. Sollux had calmed the fuck down, finally, but he still didn't speak to me. Though I was glad to know that he wasn't ignoring me. I would bump my arm to get his attention and he would bump it back with his own arm, acknowledging that I was there.

"You want to watch a movie, KK?"

"What movie?"

"I dunno. I pretty much watched all of them, th'o..."

"Rom com."

"You have got to be th'hitting me..."

"I was just suggesting it, fuckass."

"You th'till watch tho'the th'hitty rom com'th?"

"Shut the fuck up and put one one."

"No way!"

"Well, you asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I want to watch something romantic. Now, quit being a fucking dickface douchebag and put on a romantic movie."

"No. Fucking. Way."

"Damn it, Sollux!"

Sollux slapped me upside the head. "If you want to watch a romantic movie, ju'tht watch The Titanic. I know you have it downloaded onto your computer."

I glared, rubbing the back of my head in annoyance. "How the fucking Hell would you happen to know that?"

Sollux smirked at me. "I have my way'th."

I scoffed, closing my laptop and hugging it against my chest. "You're a fucking creep, you know that? Hacking into my computer and watching what I'm doing." When he raised an amused brow at me, I gave him a glare. "Yeah, that's right, you fuckass! I know that you've been going through my computer! I know because I have a self made virus that alerts me when a certain bee loving Captor fuckass hacks into my god damn laptop. I just keep doing what I do cause I know that if I don't, you'll open up all of my folders and my internet history."

"Wow, you're ob'thervant a'th ever, KK," the blond mused. "Maybe if you point out th'omething el'the that I didn't noti'the before, I might con'thider putting on a th'appy a'th roman'the movie."

I smirked slightly at him. "You wear briefs," I said with the straightest face ever. His expression went from amused to embarrassed beyond all belief. To answer his unspoken question, I told him, "You left your underwear on the bathroom floor after your shower from earlier."

"Damn it!" Sollux exclaimed, covering his face in embarrassment.

"Now, about that romantic movie~?"

"Fuck. You. KK."

"I'll think about it~. But for now, I need a rom com. Now, get your ass on the search engine on Netflix and look up the good shit."

Grumbling to himself, the male began to begrudgingly search up some romance movies. There was a tie between Blue is the Warmest Color and Kiss of the Damned. The former was about (and mind you, this is just based off of what I could gather from the mini summary) how a girl was looking for love with boys but she finds a girl that intrigues her. The latter was about (again, the mini summary) how an undead chick gives into her lust for some screen writer. I couldn't decide!

But of course, I did easily.

"Blue is the Warmest Color," I told Sollux. I caught him rolling his eyes, clicking on the title. He didn't have it start yet. "Start it, you fuckass."

"Not until we have th'nackage. We cannot possibly watch a movie without th'nackage, ath'hat."

I groaned loudly, crossing my legs and setting my laptop aside. "You can't be serious. That requires us moving. That requires us leaving the nice fucking air conditioner."

"Come on, KK. You know you want th'ome popcorn and soda."

"...Fuck it, alright."

With the both of us getting up, we left the room and went downstairs. Once there, we both went into the kitchen. Sollux grabbed a bag of potato chips, barbeque flavored, and a Coke-a-Cola bottle from the fridge. I mean the old kind, too. The glass ones that were popular way back when. I, myself, grabbed a plastic bottle of Dr. Pepper from the fridge and the three pound bag of gummy bears I had bought yesterday when we had made a store run. Shortly thereafter, we went back upstairs. Granted, our snacks weren't popcorn, but that would be for another movie.

Once we were back in the bedroom (fucking Hell, I love that damn air conditioner), I laid down on the bed, setting my Dr. Pepper and bag of gummy bears to the side. Beside me, Sollux remained sitting up turn out the light that was on beside the bed and to click the movie on. Once it was on, though, he sat his food and drink aside as well, laying down. Our eyes were glued to the screen. I watched every minute of it that I could, not giving a rat's ass if it was in French (it had subtitles). Granted, I blushed furiously when I saw the chick begin to masturbate due to a wet dream about some blue haired chick she saw earlier the day before, but thankfully, being the best of hate friends, Sollux and I did one another a favor and covered each other's eyes. It didn't help with the sex scene not five, maybe ten minutes later?

Pausing the movie, Sollux looked at me. "You th'ure you don't want to juth't watch th'omething elth'e? I mean... I don't need a fucking awkward boner or thome th'hit, you know."

"I want to keep watching it," I declared, still blushing. "Just... if it gets to a sex scene, we'll turn the volume down and cover each other's eyes. Cause... neither one of us want to pop a boner with the other right beside us, right?"

Sollux shrugged. "I don't mind having a boner. Problem i'th i'th that I can't jerk it off if you're in here."

If I had been drinking my soda right then, I would have spat it out. "Okay. You know what? J-just throw on Hercules or some kid movie. I don't want to see that..."

The blond smirked at me. "What? Afraid that I might be bigger than you?"

"Shut up. End of conversation. Put on kid movie. Now."

"Oh, no way. I need to know thi'th, KK."

"Oh, Hell no you don't!"

"Th'ure I do! Come on, whip it out."

"Sollux Captor, get your fucking hand off of my thigh."

"Come on, I juth't want to compare."

"No! You know what? I'm going to go to bed now. Fuck you, and fuck your bone bulge!" When I moved to get off of the bed, the blond grabbed my wrist. I glared darkly at him. "Let go of me."

"I wa'th juth't kidding, Gog," Sollux scoffed, pulling me back on the bed. "I'll put on a kid movie. No dick comparing tonight."

"Or ever," I grumbled, scooting back to my place on the bed. I practically lived in here, I noted. Maybe Sollux wouldn't mind if I...? "Can I stay in here tonight, by the way? I'm getting sick of being too fucking hot in my room at night."

"Th'ure," shrugged the male, clicking out of the movie. He added it to his list to finish with me later. He then turned on some old cartoons, which were just as good, I supposed. "I don't mind. Th'o long a'th you don't mind that I like to cuddle."

"Keep it a steady sixty three degrees and I won't give a flying shit sponge if you cuddle my ass into next week," I snorted, relaxing into a good old fashioned episode of Courage, The Cowardly Dog. We both recited the beginning part, Sollux being the narrator, me being Hustus, and Sollux being Courage. We laughed together, grinning at one another before sitting up and downing a bit of our beverages. We then delved into our snackage, occasionally trading two gummy bears for a chip or the other way around. We were both content.

Eventually though, we both grew tired. I sat my half empty bottle of soda and half empty bag of candy beside the bed, next to Sollux's own soda and food. I stripped off my shirt, tossing it before I worked on shutting down my laptop (that I forgot that I had left on). Once it was shut down, I put it away in its bag, setting it in front of the end of the bed. I asked Sollux if he wouldn't mind grabbing my pillows and blanket from my room. He didn't care. He got them for me and tossed them at me. Once I was situated, I curled up happily in my blanket, actually enjoying the fact that I could actually do that again. Sollux took his pills and then took off his glasses. He peeled off his own shirt before turning off the light that had been on briefly. He curled up in the bed with me, pulling part of my blanket up so he could snuggle in with me. I didn't care. He was warm and I was comfy.

"KK?"

"What is it?"

"If you have the nightmare again-."

"Don't. I don't even want to think about it. If I have it, you'll be the first to know."

"Promith'e?"

"Yes, fuckass. Now, go to sleep before I make you fall asleep."

I tensed up slightly as he wrapped his arm around me protectively. "If you have the nightmare again, I'll wake you up and make you th'ome comfort food."

"...I'm holding you to that."

"Yeah, yeah. Night, KK."

"Night, fuckass..."

We fell asleep like that, with my back against his chest. He was warm, I thought lazily as I began to drift. He was warm... and he was comfortable... and he smelled really fucking good... Before I realized what that last thought was, I fell into a comfortable sleep.